Are you ready bros?

Are you ready bros?

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It looks very unpolished. I wanna know why I should care to buy it

Call me when it gets a switch version

This. I'm happy ps4bros actually get a good platformer I suppose and the Xbox actually gets a game.

Shill.

Put it on Switch and I'll care

or you could just play super lucky tales & cuphead

why would he play Cuphead? it's not a 3D platformer like the others, and it sucks

Thanks for beta testing PCbros.

This. Switch has ruined my drive to play on any other system.

I pirated it on pc. It was so good i might actually have to support the dev and buy it on ps4

nude mods when?

5 cute facts about Hat Girl:

- She's a girl!
- She wears a hat!
- I love her!!!!!
- Hat girl!!!!!!!!!!

Probably never. The game is built in UE3 and some of the larger levels (okay, one out of the four levels) runs like complete shit. I'd be surprised if it performs well on consoles, I'd even even more surprised if they can make a switch version.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUR EXCLUSIVE.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

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holy shit you're a faggot

>Bumping the thread to call him a faggot
newfags.

I'll bump it again to call you one too, faggot. I don't give a fuck.

Lurk or leave.

You first, faggot

blow me

>Newfags think sage is a herb
Pathetic, you'll never defeat lolifags like that

what kind of shit computer do you have

3570k + 970 that has no issues pushing 1440p 60 FPS + in plenty of other games. I'm playing MGSV at max settings with no issue. Hat In Time is un-optimized as fuck. Especially Alpine Skyline.

so... is anyone gonna post it?

$40 right? Too expensive

no

How about you make a thread when it's out faggot

Don't give me that bullshit. I recently had to send my 970 to be repaired and popped in my old ass 5850 HD and it runs at 60 FPS half the time and drops to 40 FPS the other half at 1080p. Stop making up nonsense.

RIGHT AFTER I EMPTIED MY WALLET ON APE ESCAPE AND BULLY

>Stop making up nonsense
What the fucking nonsense? The game is severely un-optimized. Even Mafia Town had obnoxious frame drops. I was able to keep Witcher 3 at high settings stable at 60 FPS better than I could Hat in Time.

I’m sorry, did you say Xbox? I thought I heard PC Microsoft. Don’t make us have to remind you again whose the pc cocksleave here.

Between the 9 year old card and my 970 I know you're making up bullshit. Either that or there's something seriously wrong with your PC.

Both of those game are marketted for Xbox. PC is irrelevant.

>Something wrong with my PC
Yes, me pushing everything else BUT Hat in Time at 60 FPS 1440p means there's something wrong with my PC. Do you get paid for this?

Well for starters the 970 running witcher 3 on high at 60 fps is pretty sketchy to begin with. Especially if you're running it at 1440p. So yeah, I'm pretty sure you're talking out your ass. The game runs fine.

So far the Xbox is getting PUBG, A Hat in Time and Black Desert. Am I missing any?

metacritic.com/browse/games/release-date/coming-soon/xboxone/date

Another mediocre game people only like because they can fap to the main character. It's Shantae all over again.

Yeah that and also because it's fun as fuck to play

>Another redditor bumps the thread to trash it
Thanks

Shantae GBA and Pirate's Curse are legitimately good

Pirate's Curse is great. Half Genie Hero is a serious fucking blunder.

I’m hate niggers

no physical release?

Apparently the developers don't want to do a Switch version because a whole bunch of people were harassing them for one

never since switch has no support for ue3 and would probably turn out awful if they tried. They also refuse to upgrade to ue4, which really shouldn't be that bad I would think, but they probably wont even try.

>plenty of customers express that they want the game on a platform
>Devs:No! i don't want that.

What is false pride?

You might be right with shantae but the game is actually one of the happiest games I've ever played in my life. It's really easy but short, innocent fun

Nigger detected, go suck some welfare somewhere else

Ignore retards