We are so thrilled to announce our next presenter for Thursday night: Hideo Kojima! The legendary game director will...

We are so thrilled to announce our next presenter for Thursday night: Hideo Kojima! The legendary game director will once again appear at #TheGameAwards

get hyped bros!!

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>Again
BOOOOOORING

HAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGS OUR BOY KOJIMA WAS LEARNING ENGRISH WITH HIS ACTOR BUDDY!!!! THEY WERENT ON A GODAMN DATE!!!!

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Here's a taste of my chapter 3, non-believers.

Ryan Gosling confirmed for Death Stranding

>Kojimblejambles walks out
>Herro???
>guitar riff
>Is anywan out dere?
>Mads Mickkleson walks out
>Another guitar riff and the stage lights go nuts
>They shake hands and raise hald hands above their head as the crowd goes wild
>they then turn around and walk off stage not saying another word

Which one? Hideo or Kojima?

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>Legendary game director
KEK

HE WILL ONCE AGAIN SHOW NOTHING

?

It really is shocking how Kojima is doing the exact same scam he pulled with MGSV over again.

wew i wonder what he will show

Hes just there for that Student Game Award thing that he is on the judging panel for along with Todd.

>Todd
So who's taller?

Happy birthday to you
GET LOOSE WIDDIT

is geoff going to embarrisingly praise him on stage?
>oh my hideo your games are perfect my hideo
>kojima san i love you
>pls make gaem kojima san i will praise it
>pls notice me sempai
>hideo is my husbando

wow i wonder what empty, unrelated, non-gameplay stuff he'll show now

kojima is a hack fraud who never made one good game 20 years ago and then never again

HYDRO BOT TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL

THAT WAS SICK!

>geoff, no.
>geoff, robert is my husbando
>i rike taxi driveru!!!

Todd is like 8 feet tall, user.

I had my biggest kek of the day yet

Is that Steve O?

>well fuck you then hideo, i hate you
>i will fucking make sure your games get bad reviews forever
>you're dead to me you fucking jap

PLAY. THE. GAME

Mgs5 will be announced

Screencap this post

Also hitler did nothing wrong

how will bojimbo ever recover?

why is nobody doing anything

>Kojima can go to hell
>Ill make Konami and their games stronger to send him there

Western audience are so gullible they'll eat anything this hack will bring to the table even if it's nothing

>Kojima with De Niro

fucking dropped, he can keep his garbage movie ""game""

Like the weebs do with those shitty Senran Kagura games?

Out of sympathy for Caramel, I stopped following conspiracy theories. When they fail, it just makes believers look like fools.

I have a feeling you will see that first kids face around here a little more often now.

It was incredibly cringe last year when Geoff kept professing his love for Kojima.

huhuhuhuh

yurope is ma favorite country

huhuh

xDDD

-video kojimbo

How the absolute fuck is this man not shunned? MGS4 was passable and forgiven, seeing as the makers wanted the series to end at 3. But after V? Holy christ he should have gotten the cookiefaceman treatment and told to kick rocks barefoot in shallow salt water.

1. He was sitting along with the rest of the Godfather fans at the Tribeca Film Festival. So when everyone was allowed to line up for photos, he was one of the people.

2. They are obviously not working on a game together

3. You need to go back to Sup Forums.

That made me chuckle

If they don't show DS' gameplay, then it's officially a movie.

That's just saying hello in Japan.

>liking Cuckfather
>liking De Niro

Kojima is a westaboo cuckold

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What did geoff mean by this

so death stranding is not a standalone action game? sad

What do you mean?

Death Stranding Gameplay

Kojima is such a chad

This was confirmed since yesterday when GDT was confirmed

muda da

those kids got BLACKED

daily reminder that racemixing is wrong

He's japanese, he's automatically above you western numales and SJWs.
You are so sad that a bunch of girls are actually a legit threat to you instead of taming them.
Don't be surprised when everyone laughs at you.

She has a sign "free groping".
There's a yt video but I can't find it anymore.

More importantly, what trailers will be shown at VGA?

Death Stranding

who?

can she present?

Someone post the thing

Devil May Cry 5 I can only wish, but there are hints everywhere.

Geoff is going to take that load live on air this year!

I hope they bring this dumb shit back I couldn't stop laughing every time they tried to shove him into topics

GO WORK IN YOUR FUCKING GAME YOU I DON'T WANT TO BUY A FUCKING PS5 TO PLAY DEATH STRANDING

>The table is set, and Kojima giddily gets ready to get his photo taken with his biggest idol, Mads Mikkelsen.
>Kojima has never been happier. Mikkelsen is the penultimate Scandinavian god; his voice makes women melt and his alphaness commands a kind of respect that even world leaders can't live up to. Kojima is in the same room as this man, eating ramen noodles and drinking sake with him.
>Kojima: So, you rike Japan?
>Mads: I find its customs and its people very charming.
>K: *blushes* I saw you in Hannibal. You are what this game needs. Do you rike vidyo games?
>M: Sure, games can be fu-
>K: Wow, I love them too! Wow.
>M: Y-yes.
>K giggles. Mads musters a smile.
>K: You stay in our house tonight. I insist.
>M: No, I couldn't. The hotel is fine.
>K: Nono, is fine. You take bed. Joost and I can sreep on couch.
>M: Really, I don't want to intrude-
>K: Nono, I meant you sreep with Joost and I take couch. I insist. You big movie star. You need big house. I make sake and we can talk arr night rong. Wouldn't that be great?
>M fakes a polite smile and takes a big chug of his sake

>movie game

woopdie fucking doo

For (you)

>legendary
Why. Why have people memed him this far.

In breeding terms, hopefully.

Geoff please, we all like Kojima but this is getting weird.

>Kojima presents award for best game of the year
>and the winner is death stranding
>walks off stage

youtube.com/watch?v=-J-4uVi1NEg

We're getting Death Stranding info aren't we?

フリーおっぱい not free groping idiot

>look up de niro's spouses
>has only ever dated black chicks
honorary brotha?

Bosman shilling hydrobot was the best part.

>Coming to ps5 and Xbox2x in 2021

fuck off

Caramel was right all along bros.

>VGA's 2019
>after years, Death Stranding releases
>and the winner, of the 2019 GOTY award is...
>Horizon 2: First Dusk

There's no way a fucking westaboo like Kojima doesn't know English, at least somewhat. Not speaking or actively using it and not knowing are 2 different things.

can someone give me a run down of what this caramel and chapter 3 shit is?

Every thread

HYDROBOT VS PEPSIMAN

THE MATCH OF THE CENTURY

ROW HYDEROBOTU. ROU ARE GODERURIKE

Oh its confirmed to be back, I think one of the Youtube awards is sponsored by it.

Todd is quite a bit taller, he's 6'2" and Kojima is 5'8" at best

These kojimafags are obnoxious as hell at least wipe the semen off your mouths.

>circle jerk awards

Kojima's actually pretty good at reading/writing, he's literate at the very least, but his issue is speaking it. Because it's almost never a necessity in his line of work, he's pretty unskilled. Which lead t did yu rike it

>Amerimutts

>Stand User: Hideo Kojima
>Stand Name: New Order
>Has the ability to come up with increasingly strange excuses, but alters reality to make them believable