*Beep*

*Beep*

*roaring fan sound*

*shitty games*

24 fps.

>clunking noise
>ODD is fucked

*red 5 standing by*

*Whiiiiiiiiiiiir*

Sony products are so soulless

Sounds more like my PS3.
Fucker is loud as fuck and I have a Slim.
PS4 isn't nearly as loud.

I raughed

>an inanimate object is "soulless"

Out of all the meaningless, retarded buzzwords you take the fucking take.

>Unplug my PS4 from the wall to take to my friend's place
>Hear the fucking beep and see the blue light come on

>blue light comes on, no post

> *angry plane noises*

At least the xbone has a pleasant jingle
And you can disable it if you want

Ok

Sony products have an impersonal, excessively formal design

Don't forget *SCREECH SCREECH*

The Dreamcast is by far the loudest console I have ever used

>The Dreamcast is by far the loudest console I have ever used
so you never owned a launch 360 then. Disc drive was the worst thing ever. It took the New Xbox Experience to make the 360 bearable since games then read off the hard drive.

This is a stupid thread and you should feel bad.

The funny part is that while the Dreamcast is loud as fuck my 360 E is the most quiet disc console I've used.

*biiip*
*Shoowwwwwoooouuuusshhshshshshs*
*Bissshhhhuiiiiuiiuuuunnnnnnn*
*patches for 12 hours*
*loads for 5 minutes*
*Whshwahwahwshwsh*
*plays at 24 fps*
*WSHSHSHSHSHSHWSHWHSHWHSH*
*Crashes*

? My games are 60fps

*BEEPBEEPBEEP*

Not really. The consoles all have unique looks and UIs. Original PS4 in particular looks great. The Xbox One is the most plain looking console but even the Xbox brand had been pretty interesting up until now.

*roaches emerge*

For how loud it gets im suprised it hasnt died on me yet in 4 years, and im always of it dying and losing all my shit.
I guess the 360 is the exception not the rule and i just suffer from ptsd.

REmake and RE0 on consoles are actually 30 fps.

wow the PS4 can do 60fps on old games and 3ds games.

A GameCube game and a ps3 game. Woah!

I fucking hate that every time I accidentally rub against the thing or press the PS button on the controller the god damn thing turns on and I can't completely shut it off without waiting for it to fully boot, switch to its input, and turn it off with the fucking controller.
Am I a retard? Is there another option between just pressing the power button to put it into rest mode and holding it until it force shuts so that it'll yell at me the next time I turn it on?

>ALL other auto sleep/turnon features disabled
>Lightly dust PS4 controller
>*beep*
Shove your (((((convenience))))) settings far up your ass, Sony
Every new console should require this setup to power on.

I pull the plug out of the PS4 completely

>3ds games

?

TURN YOUR KEY, SIR

*WHIRRRRRRRRRRR*

That's just the same problem because it has to go through the whole system storage check PS4 not turned off properly song and dance

>it’s fine when PC plays old games in 60fps 1080p
Wether its 1990 or 2017 we just consider it all a current gen state on PC

Hmm i never noticed this. Looks fast on my PS4

>Lend coworker a DS4 he ends up not using
>Get it back, notice when I get home and grab it to get out of the car that the lightbar is on
>Walk inside and my PS4 is on
That shit was like 70 feet away through 3 walls.

*vrrrrrrm*......*beep*

*PS+ subscription expires*

>*Update firmware*
>*Add ps+ games which are awful as usual to library*
>*Turn off PS4*

See you next month you fucking waste of money.

*charges you more for psn*

>continues paying for PS+
why

>Move the xbox a bit while a game is running
*Kyyyyyyyysssshhh*

It lasts 12 months.

Im not renewing it again. Have you seen this month's? Kung Fu fucking panda. At Christmas.

#4TheGamers

Ah fuck forgot it was yearly. Yeah this month is the gayest shit since gay came to gaytown.

Basically the levels are actually pre-rendered video files at 30 fps, so for the consistency everything else such as characters or items rendered in real time is also at 30 fps. On PC there's 60 fps mode, in which the levels are still 30 fps, but everything else is 60 fps, so the animations appear smoother.

Maybe Sony just showed you a hidden gem!

Why are you paying for PS+ if you don't play multiplayer games online?

>ignoring darksiders 2
>he missed MGSV and Amnesia

I used to play Street Fighter V but it's garbage. And I didn't know my ps+ was on auto renew. So I turned it off and had 12 months of garbage to check in on every month.

>Caring about a 7 year old $5 game
>Caring about the unfinished fucking mess and worst MGS
>Caring about a meme walking simulator

Get some taste.

>used to play SFV but it's garbage
dumb vappa poster

>Phantom Pain
>worst MGS and unfinished
You're thinking of Ground Zeroes

holding the power button until it beeps a second time shuts it down normally

also

>not unplugging your equipment from the wall when not in use

Is that Kungfu panda game better than smash bros?

Fuck me, I have this model and the power brick is loud as fuck.

Ground Zeroes is fucking great.

>Have early model 360
>Move it slightly while playing game
>*Screech*
>Game has been scratched to fuck and won't play anymore
>360 red rings shortly after

Fucking piece of shit console man.

Put it on it's own extension bar with a switch on it.

*joy con rails wear off*
this is slowly becoming an issue for my left one