Has the buyer's remorse kicked in yet?

Has the buyer's remorse kicked in yet?

How long were you deprived of oxygen before the medics revived you?

Are pre-orders even available?

For Sony yeah. They probably realized that Kojima enjoys spending his time hanging out with B-List Hollywood buddies instead of working on his convoluted stories.

No

>M-Mr. Kojima, this is the 5th celebrity dinner you've had this week. It's very expensive hiring these people just for their faces. When are we gonna head back to the studio and work on the ga-
>SAKE

release isnt before 2019 i think

estd

Kojima is a hack

I am hoping this ends up being a Walking Simulator
just to enjoy the mental gymnastics sonygros here will make to shill this garbage
Kojimbo is a golden-ratio certified HACK

Will it be revealed as MGS6 at the game awards?

It is already gonna be shit
Kojima claimed it will be a game where you "can't lose" yet you solve puzzles and if you fail you can't advance, so you LOSE
So he is already a hack

walking sim literally confirmed
worst of all, it may even have a VR walking sim mode, so you can be Reedus giving birth to a monter or some stupid 2deep4u shit
journos will shit their pants, and call it "the first videogame that is art"
capture this

Why do the Japanese force co-workers to go eat and drink with them after work? It's so fucking annoying.

Until I see some gameplay, the only things I can say is that it looks interesting, I'm intrigued at the people involved, and I'm still going to call it Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus.

they need alcohol to feel anything

You mean his shitty cryptic trailers look interesting? because there is 0 gameplay and almost 0 details about the game.

>capture this
Say something worth capturing. No one is going to say it's the first game to be art retard, even if they did, then what? We cap a picture of that, mix it with a cap of this, and then you get to say: "I TOLD U GUISE." Fuck off.

I preordered it for 50 dollars, when games are typically 70+. I have no regrets at all

>Say something worth capturing. No one is going to say it's the first game to be art retard, even if they did, then what? We cap a picture of that, mix it with a cap of this, and then you get to say: "I TOLD U GUISE." Fuck off.
you must be fun at parties
what the fuck
anyway, this game will get the "game as art" treatment from the press, because the press is in the ruse

...

is it possible you paid $50 for a CG trailer, and hype tweets for 2 years?

What font is that (the I'll keep Keking part)?

>muh kojima god will save videogames
Ok fanboy
Not even MGSV and IV being mediocre was enough for you to give up, you stilll want more kojima shittiness

In a word, yeah. Kojima has made a number of dumpster fires lately, but since I've no clear idea on how the game will play, I'm interested in seeing how the hell this mess of features will be stitched together. I'll take surreal trailers with vague hints over jump-cut action trailers overlaid with a too on the nose rock song overlaid.

>these games are mediocre
>b-but they are shit too

Stay consistent with your shitposting champ

People is already saying death stranding is gona be goty WHEN WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ANY GAMEPLAY YET
How the hell can I even take you all seriosuly when it is obvious you are obsesed with shilling kojima no matter what he produces? you are fanboys.

CARAMEL I SUMMON THEE TO SHIT UP THIS THREAD!

Will Death Stranding be the thing that finally convinces people that Kojima is a hack?

Walking simulators are pretty comfy.

Anyone saying a game has even the remotest chance of being good without seeing any gameplay is an idiot and should be hanged.

Look at the smug grin from Kojima. I love it. Didn't know he knew Naruto irl though.

That fucking actor belongs in his Z-tier not-even-on-video movies. Kojima is a dumb gook for hiring him.

weebs will never be convinced that japanese man isnt a genius. its dirty westerners who are the problem

This game looks like it will be good.

lol you all syupid heheahah

Death Stranding will be goty cause all Kojima games won goty, stay mad hipster

Don't mock mads like that

This game will fail miserably if it ever gets released.

MGS saga success does not derive from Kojima. It's because of Tomokazu Fukushima.

There's a reason Why MGS1, MGS2 and MGS3 were the best titles while MGS4 and MGSV were midiocre.

On the first three games, Tomokazu Fukushima was part of the script. In MGS4 and MGSV, only Kojima partook that job.