Link is such a manlet

Link is such a manlet

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what did he mean by this?

Zelda is standing ahead of the rest of the group

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Isnt he 16

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>you will never be a cute boy with a cute young girlfriend

You would be too if you had the weight of saving Hyrule on your shoulders all the time.

Thanks to shitty snowflake writing, the poor dude doesn't even get a break during a reincarnation thanks to Demise's curse. Sometimes a dude just wants to fuck a random girl and have waffles the next morning, but NOPE, dude has to be tasked with getting nectar from the forest temple and some sacred fire from the fire temple just to get his breakfast started due to legacy status.

Cute boys belong with boys. That's why Link has always been canonically gay. Women are vile shit, they should never be anywhere near attractive males.

His age isn't mentioned but he's probably about the same age as Zelda who turned 17 the day Ganon attacked

Good. Girls are fucking disgusting shit. Link has a boyfriend named Sidon.

They only turn vile past the age of 16

fags are not welcome here

Only fags are welcome here.

Good taste, post more canon sidon/link.

He may be small, but that dude can kill damn near anything.

>they should never be anywhere near attractive males
Then how will they make babies?

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girls are always disgusting and trash people.

this

That's a good thing. It makes it easier for him to find a tall boyfriend.

Heterossexual missionary sex with the purpose of breeding.

Good taste. Heterosexuality is a sin and a sign of severe mental illness.

This

I think Link has dwarfism in this game. Body proportions are fucked, he's too stocky. Link looks 1,50m tall in Breath of the Wild.

Maybe the muslim takeover of the west isn't that bad after all

soyboy

I'm surprised there isn't more bara of the Goron champion. He's a big guy

thank god. being a cute boy with a cute boyfriend is infinitely better. women are shit, and so are straights.

I wonder when "give me bf" faggot will post

>gay fags take over yet another BotW thread
hetero > homo
Brazilians of years of history speak this as the only divine truth. You cannot disprove it.

children too, and fatties

>royal zoras keeping growing wit age
>mipha was the zora princess
>if she hadn't died she would be around sidon's size or even bigger due to being older than him
>link could of had a amazonian fish/shark waifu that loved him since he was a child
the dev team really pushed the linkXmipha thing when you look into all the stuff, but got cockblocked by being forced into the link must get with zelda thing

homo is always better than hetero. hetero is literally the most disgusting and immoral thing a person can do.

Link got with Sidon, though. The dev team just knew that nobody would like that dumb fish cunt. I'm glad she's dead, Sidon is the better choice.

>It's another BOTW thread derailed by a bunch of faggots episode

[audible sigh of disgust]

History actually proves that homo is better. There has never been a good straight relationship, ever in the history of humanity. Meanwhile every noteworthy philosopher and artist has said that love only exists between males and that only the male body can be beautiful. You literally have to be a subhuman brainless degenerate to be straight.

BoTW is a gay game with a gay protagonist. You';re the one trying to derail is by pushing heteroscum into it desu.

>faggots
It's just one guy, posting the same pics all the time.

Zelda x Gerudo Link is perfection

What was Link's power level before he had to be brought to the Shrine of Resurrection?

What was Ganon's power level before being weakened by Zelda?

What is Zelda's power level?

disgusting trash desu. kys.

ganon was such a none character in botw

Zelda looks like a real pudgster there. She has all the muscular definition of a sack of potatoes.

It's kinda weird how they made him shorter than every adult, non-elderly character.

I do wonder what the rationale behind that was.

Gays are ruining Zelda and every Botw thread. Stop it.

she always looks fucking disgusting.

>Getting aids and raping 10 year old kids
IDK if Link is gay, can't really see him doing stuff like this. He seems to have a pretty good moral compass, so it would make sense for him to be straight.

They're fixing it.

Keep posting SidonxLink. It's the only good thing being posted here.

What the fuck about BOTW threads cause deranged faggots to come out of the wood works and fervently insist that Link is a total homo?

He's been rather on the short side in pretty much all the games. Still not sure what his age is pre 100 year nap.

Having a good moral compass is what makes him canonically gay. Being straight is literally a mental illness, something that only trash people with no sense of ethics do. Straights belong in gas chambers desu, they're all horrible people.

The thing is that he isn't just on the short side in this game, he's outright the shortest guy out there.

Afaik he's supposed to be 17

THIS

and yet EVERYONE in the game wants to fuck him

Is it straight to like traps?

Just report the fag for derailing and image dumping that no one asked for.

Dong expanded

they're completely right though. the only deranged and fervent ones here are the mental cases that think he's straight. link has always been a gay character.

I don't know, from what I remember Ganon, his rival, is always trying to more or less push the entire world into darkness(through one way or another). If Link was gay, wouldn't he be with Ganon on this?

why is this thread so gay

How will you reproduce?

Tends to happen in most Zeldas.

No, that's still gay.

whatever

What I wonder is if there's some arcane gameplay-related reason to his shortness

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Link IS gay though, they're right. Just because you don't like what's being posted doesn't mean it isn't completely correct.

the goddess has a fetish and makes sure the hero/link has the right look for her fetish

you might be taking this player self-insert thing a bit far

Tell your parents that I'm sorry for them

Nope, pushing the world into darkness is something that straights do. Just like real life, homos are the only sane ones and the sole source of light into the world.

>Sidonfag used to only derail Mipha threads
>Now derails all Zelda discussion to let everyone know how much of a special faggot snowflake he is

>shitposters suddenly trying to push that Link isn't gay
zuz. Link has always been seen as a homosexual character. If you disagree you're new as shit, and extremely wrong. Also your taste is garbage.

No, because i think if Link way gay, he wouldn't be trying to save the world, but would be more apathetic to the in-game universe's destruction, if not adding to it. And, would probably just die from aids before any of the adult link games were released canonically.

Islam caters to all except for faggots really. You'd think Sup Forums as a whole would claim it to be literally /ourreligion/
>Child marriage for lolifags
>Promised paradise with 72 virgin waifus
>Beastiality for horsefuckers/furfags

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have a (you)

Can we nuke California already?

Kek

>Mods deleted gayposters
Are the mods actually based or is reporting an underrated and overlooked feature?

soyboy cuck

fpbp

Jesus, mods fucking nuked this thread

not really, they just hit one guy and all his posts went with him

Yeah, Cali's full of 'em. That's why we should nuke the place.

It's reporting.
>Users contribute reports directly from thread
>Janitors filter through dumb reports and pass actionable ones up to mods without ever looking at thread
>Mods issue bans without ever looking at 90% of reports

None of the magic happens without users

zeldas face

Oh yeah, so lets look how mods will react to THIS

>mods literally abusing their power to push anti gay agendas
They won't be mods for long desu.

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It's just one deranged janiturd abusing his power. The gay posts were actually on topic and abiding by all of the rules.

Contributing with canon LinkxSidon to help repair the thread.

Why do you hate your own kind so much?

who else here hot glued their urbosa amiibo?

Thank God she didn't. Sidon is better, and Link belongs with a man anyway.

>Link belongs with a man
this. only gay love is good and pure.

>It is now December
>not a single peep from nintendo about the dlc

This. Good taste, user. The world would be better if heteroscum were wiped out completely.