Would you be surprised if he was found guilty of sexual assault?

Would you be surprised if he was found guilty of sexual assault?

>implying anyone needs to be found guilty of sexual assault anymore

In Nipon, you're guilty until proven innocent.

reggie's in america

What if i say Kaz Hirai raped the emperor?

It's only sexual assault if you don't want it
And let's be honest, who doesn't want Reggie

Reggie needs to start working out again so we can have Reggie Prime back.

>Implying I wouldn't want to be regginated

Same thing by societal standards in America basically
If a man is accused of sexual assault he's automatically considered guilty by everyone with no fucking doubts apparently

Assuming the guy has an inkling of intelligence he would take that shit outside the U.S. and only come back for business purposes.

Definitely, Reggie always makes sure their body is ready

I don't know about Reggie, but I'm sure this smug bastard was probably involved in hundreds of incidents. Not that his Yakuza buddies would ever let it go public though.

no because everyone's body's been ready for years

Reggie is pure.

>Dat collar gap
Anyone sporting a collar gap like that is probably untrustworthy

is the yakuza like the jews of japan

It's not assault if they beg for it
I still bet money he actively avoided whores like Alison Rapp

>TGA, Thursday night
>Geoff comes on stage for a big announcement
>Tells the world how Reggie abused him
>collapses into tears and the camera cuts to Schick hydrobot and his bff kyle bossman

Not particularly. If you're accused by 5+ people, folks will probably get suspicious though. Which is what's been happening lately.

the yakuza would keep it under wraps

I guess you could see it that way, yes. Though according to some Japanese nationalists, Koreans are actually the Jews of Japan, and they supposedly have a hand in most Japanese industries in some way. Sometimes these nationalists will dump some of their charts and infographs on /jp/ (inb4 kill yourself cossboarder), while expressing their hatred of Koreans in poor broken Engrish. Could just be larpers though, but hey, they make for fairly amusing threads.

>Today several female employees at Nintendo America have been arrested under suspicion of attempted resist towards Reginald Fils-Aime's sexual assaults

>/jp/

No

The Yakuza protect the people they extort

He can always become a Republican and run for Senate.

They're the mob

no theyre the mafia of japan, literally

>If a man is accused of sexual assault he's automatically considered guilty by everyone with no fucking doubts apparently
Public opinion wise yes. Like O.j. everyone fucking new he did it but
>If the glove don't fit acquit