Secret hitler thread, waiting for room edition

Secret hitler thread, waiting for room edition
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>guy's name is not hitler
>is actually hitler

That fucking jager guy

>I don't trust jager
>votes jager for chancellor
>hitler elected
>the absolute state of pulse

>again

How do you play this?

that was me, who were you in the lobby

libcucks falling for the "nothitlerbro" meme everytime, like clockwork

read the rules you mongoloid

are the mods being cool now?

games dead already RIP

pulse on fucking suicide watch if he weren't getting shot already

man the ARRRR is strong in those two

>Its a "people call RRR three times in a row" episode

FUCK YOU MIKE

How do you do, fellow Liberals?

Fuck you

what the fuck were the fascists doing last round
you can't all disguise, someone has to be the fall guy

Daily reminder that order voting is for fags.

That's what you think.

Shooting jager is always a good idea.

...

Once again, I lead us to victory

this is the most autistic game

after a while you start to recognize the retards by their usernames and filter them out in your brain

It was great. For fascists at least.

>libs get 4 policies and then just RNG until victory
Why are libs so anti-fun?

>3 was hitler
Gonna go kill myself now

TRUST JAGER
>TRUST JAGER
TRUST JAGER
>TRUST JAGER

LIBS BTFO

brb killing myself

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

being hitler was bretty gud but hot did everything
i just risked it all

You got fucking annihirekt
>mfw RNG fucks you over
>everybody scared
>let's just make Hitler chancellor
>what could possibly go wrong

Did everyone leave?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

5 you were the key to hitler rise be proud

I am fuming over that game. How anyone fucking thought 3 was clean I have no idea.

t. deadcat.

Fun fact: Card RNG is actually biased. The patterns match modulo bias; the chance to get R is actually higher than the chance to get B.

He was the ultimate fiddle

i was certain he was dirty for the entire game right up to the MOMENT you said the same thing

t. milton

>maths has a right-wing bias
LIBS BTFO

Nobody thought 3 was clean.
Everybody was just too scared to say no because they saw they sure-as-shit lib victory swim away in the blink of an eye.

You mean on the draws? Because there are 11 B and 5 R or something. Or you mean something else?

I mean the draws, yeah.
RRR/RRB is slightly more likely than BBB/RBB. It shouldn't matter in practice since it's less than a percent, though.

I meant the other way around.

the thing is i convinced 5 with my two blues that put the fas so close to losing

We just need one vote to get Hitler. That's the important part. As long as there's even one ja from the other side, Hitler *wins*.
Never forget that.

Dont you need 2?

>only played a fash card at the last turn
ayy lmao

Hail hitler.

5 got bambozled again he is too innocent for this world

>It's an RRR RR episode

>deadcat is hitler again

i was like a homeless man shouting "the end is nigh" with deadcat

Why are you guys setting passwords :(

it's always fucking rage

libs are fucking learning how not to spook each other

>fucking rage
ty

Just "rage"

>how to triforce?????
inb4
>"rage"

Thank you

>Tfw going too deep cover and losing the round

>they didn't suspect me
fucking how

>deadcat AGAIN
>libs don't pick him AGAIN
>despite him acting like an obvious tard and throwing accusations everywhere while declaring everyone safe and then fash and safe again like 5 times each AGAIN

what happens when you don't keep game notes

libs never learn not to go straight for the "squeaky clean guy"
also, fuckin lel joreck

fuck off

Modulo bias gets less severe as you raise the number of cards, right? So at 17 it shouldn't be too much

bump

>sneak past the libfucks to steal a 4 blue card win again
l m a o

>can shoot someone
>just shoot a random guy who havnt been talking the whole match
>its hitler

>tfw carrying deadcat to another victory
it's almost not worth it

Hey dont diss my heritage in a bad way

T. Finn

I told you guys I was RRR as Hans

>be good lib
>suddenly get RRR
>all your credibility gone in a single turn

desu as fasc you can just ruse randomly and libs will get fucked by RRR themselves

Can anyone teach me how to play this game? I joined one of the rooms and everyone is saying I'm a fucking troll or a plant or something like that.

secrethitler.com/assets/Secret_Hitler_Rules.pdf

keep playing
you'll learn

This was me as president turn1

libs have to find like 3 guys to trust
also pay attention to votes, who defends who, etc

even after you learn the rules, just keep pretending to be retarded. It's a viable strategy when playing with Sup Forums

>inb4 one of them is hitler

Thats the Sup Forums fascist starter pack.

im not hitler

t. Hitler

same

sounds like something hitler would say

try this
password: butternut squash

>few days ago secret Sup Forums could barely fill a room, now there's like 5 full rooms
soon we will as a community be so good at psychology, game theory, rationalization that we will be able to fix Sup Forums

holy shit guys you gave up on 4 so quickly that game, poor bastard.

Certainly not!

That's me

How the fuck do you play?

Pictured: liberal (fascist)

by asking for a test and hoping to god a fash doesn't give you one

He's being a massive faggot

>Be hitler
>Want to vote blue
>Get 3 reds

Fuck.

>start a swearing match with one guy who got RRR and passed RR to me
>nobody suspects me of being fash
hehe

Fuck you 8 you faggot

get fucked 3 utterly rused lmao

add deadcat to the retard list, he fucks everything up and uses meme arrows