You're watching...Adventure Call

You're watching...Adventure Call.
My name...is Falconhewf and I will be your guide on your quest.
Greetings line 6, what is your name Traveler?

Kill jester

Aye Falconhewf, my nahme's Robbie.

Aye Robbie, are you ready to play?

>You wake up in the rural South.
>At your side, a whip.
>There are exits to the North, South and West

where would you like to go?

Kill Jester.

there is no jester. Remember, there are exists to the north, south and west.

Go north.

...

This.

You go north.

>you come across a cotton field
>you see a figure running your direction
>from this distance you can see that the person must be from African descent because he's black

>use whip

you would like to use the whip?

On what would you use it?

Strangle myself with the whip

Whip the man running towards you. In self defense, of course.

put OP in bag

Before you can strangle yourself or attack him the black man walks up to you and says

>"hol up white boi, gimme that whip gayass cracka"

what would you like to do?

Strangle myself with the whip and jerk off.

go whence I came

Stick the handle up my ass and tell him to take it

politely excuse myself and leave

You try to go whence you came but the black man grabs you by the arm

What would you like to do?

Strangle myself with the whip

apologize profusely and give him my wallet as reparations

Urinate.

A dildo in Thatcher's dead arse

he takes the wallet and starts to unzip his pants

>"ay, bend over boi"

what would you like to do?

take out my own penis to show dominance

Strangle myself with the whip

go north

i miss when these threads weren't made by 12 year olds.

This show aired a while ago theres no way thats possible

You take out your small pecker

the black man starts to laugh.

He forcefully bends you over with this strong arms.

call OP a faggot, leave

use whip on black man

You dumb wanker, this show first aired in 2011-12.

Yeah, after 10pm. Are 5 year olds really gonna be watching it? Learn some quick maths idiot