Why don't you speedrun, Sup Forums?

Why don't you speedrun, Sup Forums?

Wouldn't you like to show off one of your favorite games at a speedrun event like AGDQ?

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I did though. I did a speedrun at SGDQ 2013. And I never want to do it again. It was an absolute clusterfuck mess of an event, little to no planning on the part of the staff, shit gear and setup, terrible people, no one watching your run unless you were part of a clique, it was like being in high school for a week. But instead of people you had fat smelly NEETs.

Im not as mentally ill as to speedrun games, or go to a speedrunning event, but i will probably get there in 2 or 3 years.

Even if I speedran and held a ton of records I still wouldn't go to any GDQ. Maybe fucking NASA or ESA, but fuck GDQ.

If I knew how to speedrun a game I'd enter a game that lasts like 2+ hours and just fuck around until they banned me

Technically running TT's in wipeout/ag-racers is a form of "speedrun" I guess, so yea. I'd love to practice and go to some shitty event but I have no money and I don't even know how you would even do a marathon run. All tracks TT? Main campaign any%? It's better to just keep things they are now, on the ingame leaderboards.

I'm not autistic.

Hello, I'll be your GDQ host again this year! I'm also commentating runs. Please look forward to many fun runs in our inclusive event.

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Only a couple more years until it hangs itself

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>Why don't you speedrun, Sup Forums?
I don't feel it. I don't feel like playing a game or sections of a game over and over again to perfect it. Seems dumb (read: accoustic) to me.

I don't really know anything about the community. Also I don't think they'd let me enter, my dream playthrough would be to do a comfy Spyro run at a slow pace despite being a "Speedrun" only in name. Don't think that would fly.

I don't want to turn into a tranny.

that only happens if you drink soylent or play monkey ball

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I think they must spike all the drinks at the events with soy then.

Or Zelda

speedrunning has been subverted, fuck that community.

I'll stick to fighters and maybe mmos as time wasters.

cosme used to play monkey ball cakeboi...

How the fuck did soeedrunning get hijacked by trannies? I don’t get it

This is what happens to communities that cater and pander to the extremely offended.

>Why don't you speedrun, Sup Forums?

because youtube.com/watch?v=yn9T-hECdQc

skip anywhere

If you really did post proof, your name and verify on twitter

>imagine having a wojak of yourself

The dream. Can't wait for the upcoming GDQ 2bh

I'll be there making webms of stupid shit as usual. Look forward to it.

So how are Sam and Tolki?

because playing the same game over and over again is autistic.

Not meme autistic but the literal definition of autistic tenancies, people with autism love repetitive mundane tasks.

Every good speedrunner is autistic, that's just a fact.

This year chat will be permanently turned off, perhaps? Because even emotes trigger the soy mods. I've been banned since 2013, fuck.

the hero we need but don't deserve. shit, I was just looking through the games list, I'm really hyped at this point to experience GDQ with my Sup Forumsros again.

I hope you've never played a single game for more than 10 hours then.

If you accept them and let them establish their rules its over.
Their ideology is legit mind poison.

Why are there so many shitty dox attempts in speedrunner threads? Only happens in these.

I've done speedruns to unlock achievements but as fun as they were to do I can't see myself playing the same games over and over to the point I beat a world record. Doesn't help I have too many games I want to play and I normally play my games to death.

That and I want anything to do with the speedrunning community all things considered. I can see the appeal but it isn't my thing.

He claimed he was a speedrunner at GDQ 2013, just asking for proof

>Wouldn't you like to show off
no. I just want to play games. pure and simple.
fuck off, faggot.

It's really not equatable. Speedrunners play the same game 10s of thousands of times over and over for years, every day.

Vs

Playing one game designed to be 14 hours long over the span of a week or longer.

most speedrunners don't play games even remotely close to that amount lmao

mitch once said he knows for a fact he's played SMB3 over 100,000 times, and he's a guy who has held records in multiple different games.

It's pretty common.

So all athletes are autistic then?

Yes. Definitely.

>one person does it so it's common
lol?

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everybody knows that speedrunners are well adjusted people who only play games for one hour once a week.

actually a lot of athletes do get diagnosed with autism or if not full blown something on the spectrum

Even if that were not the case most sports are at least dynamic changing, ie every hockey game is different.

Which is the antithesis of what speedrunning is, every speedrunning attempt is the same thing over and over.

>implying I want to go to AGDQ

I don't want to drown in a swamp of trannies and easily offended retards. AGDQ is just depressing now.

>no you fags speedrunners are mentally sound

because i'm not mentally retarded OP

Isn't this the fucking autismo who sat there and made dumb comments during someone's run until they eventually just told him to shut up?

no

>at the next AGDQ one of the fuck ugly, 400lbs trannies are going to dress up like Hideri because they think it'll make them look kawaii desu ne

Fucking kill me..