Look at this thinggybobber

Look at this thinggybobber.

i want to fuck it

I want to eat it.

can you fuck it?

THEIR NOSES ARE JUST PENISES.

c....CUTE!

Are you gay, faggot?
All I see are asses.

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Sorry, can't hear you over how much better my game is.

We should be friends.

Can you not?

We are.

>one leaves their wife at home worrying about his well being while he goes into treacherous caves
>the other insists that adventure isn't for her anymore
who's in the wrong?

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Why is she so fucking perfect?

Just started the game and I haven't seen her yet. She Important?

She's my wife

why does a bug have such a fat ass?

Assuming Geo's worth anything at all anymore I guess map-making keeps their livelihood going, but it doesn't seem like it's worth the risk with how few people actually return from Hallownest. I was 99% sure that the last map we would get from Cornifer would be off of his corpse. Was pretty surprised that he made it back home.

Is there a hard mode? This game is too ez for me.

i know theres like SL1 style runs with no gear/pickups

Death is permanent in Steel Soul Mode.

This game's dlc better have more buggies. Not even a fraction of scary crawlers and invertebrates were shown like velvet worms, tarantula hawks, tiger leeches and army ants.

Neither. They have a healthy relationship of trust and understanding as they both work through their own issues.

Wait a minute...why would a bug have an exposed body like this? Almost like an endoskeleton, where is her exoskeleton?!