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Resident Evil thread?

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>Sherry Birkin is 31 years old

>Sherry Birkin was 11 in RE2

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Because Claire is pretty much her mother now, does that mean Chris has been cockblocked by his own sister?

Claire is basically running a daycare centre at this point

No she wasn’t, she was 12 in 1998.

>mother

Claire is only 7 years older than Sherry user. Big sister at most.

Fuck it, you just KNOW

I want another fucking classic RE. I like the newer games but RE1-CV had such a different atmosphere and aesthetic. I want another fixed-angle, pre-rendered background title, even if it's low budget and uses N64/PS1 era graphics.

What do you guys think ada wong's asshole smells like?

Remake2
Dont lose hope
Sweat and eggrolls

Soy sauce

Wtf im a soyboy now

>ywn see a doujin involving sherry and moira fighting like children over claire's affection

FUND. IT.

I would love a Resident Evil: Outbreak remake. I remember the versus in the hospital. A guy chased me in a room shooting at me with a hand gun. But my weapon was the tentacle monster. ran outside as soon as the monster came in the room. Then bared the door. All I heard was shooting. then slamming on the door him screaming help. Then silence. Good Times.

i would if i wasn't poor. and i knew an artist who could draw the characters nicely.

7 more days boys, think she's gonna survive?

>implying Claire wouldn't give Chris the fuck me eyes like in Code Veronica

I still find it weird that Chris went missing in action for 6 months and Claire didn't even attempt to look for him.

I want her to...

>yfw when she never wears a bra
>probably no panties either
>and has a dark bush

Or at least

>NEVER GO TO RACCOON CITY CLARE T. YOUR BROTHER

Where would she look? Ethan in RE7 only found Mia after she had been gone for 3 years. They are civilians, nothing they can do about it.

Did they?

Look up "vaccine" on wii u/switch/bone/ps4.

No user, jesus.

They fucked Jesus? That's impressive.

>level up your skills
>enemies bleed numbers
>is just a glorified time trial mini game

I got excited there for a second

>those legs
How does capcom do it?

They make their girls eat all their dinners, take their vitamins and squat a whole bunch. Plus Sherry was an early bloomer

I like her better as a super form animu girl

>naked crystalline anime southern trailer park girl
>dat belly button
>dat accent
Mmmmmm

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SATURATED

No fucks given everybody!

Jill>nigger

What's Leon thinking about?

WITH CUM!

Also that G-virus

>NAKED

If she's so great why didn't she show up in Resident Evil 6 which gathered pretty much the entire cast to fight several terrorist threats around the globe? Checkmate.

That's the weirdest booty hole i've seen, even more than hyper. don't know what it is about it

Official RE tier rankings

>C: Loli Sherry, Alexia Ashford, Helena Harper, Moira Burton, Mia Winters, Ada Wong
>B: Grown Sherry, Rebecca Chambers, Zoe Baker, Ashley Graham, Rachel Foley
>A: Jill Valentine, Claire Redfield, Jessica Sherawat, Excella Gionne, Sheva Alomar, Lady Hunk
>SSSSSSSSSSSSS: Ingrid Hunnigan

>wanting used goods

Joe's gonna take gooood care of his family.

Jill+nigger*

Why not both?

This isn't very work safe at all.

Well yeah, single childless 30+ year old virginal women tended to become shit like caretakers for orphans and shit, that's what happened to bad goods nobody wanted. Claire's always been the girl no guy wanted to have, her only shot was with that literal fag Steve and he died.

IDK but would you fuck Ashley? I KNOW I WOULD!

And? You're on Sup Forums. Porn is allowed here.

What the fuck guys, my boss saw this thread as he was walking by and fired me

Ayyy breh beggars can't be choosers.

It's a decent mini game to hit the nostalgia bone.

>I browse Sup Forums at work on my nintendo switch's web browser

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Does Excella got any porn?

>shits on fire yo

I used to browse Sup Forums at work.

Then I got fired lmao

Enough with the promotions.

Damn, that's rough dude

Not Claire.

>Sleeping Mods: Resident Evil edition

>roast beef pussy
Come on it's a fucking drawing make it pretty

Christ there is a lot of porn posting today.
the past week seems extra cancerous for some reason.

Yesterday we even got some cheese. Good shit.

He's thinking about how RE6 ruined Ada's character and ruined the morally grey spy aspect of her and now she's just a bland superhero who didn't give the Las Plagas to Umbrella but pointlessly stole it from Leon anyways.

>she has Diet Wolverine regeneration
>gameplay doesn't do anything with this and she eats herb tictacs like everyone else

What was the point?

What's the worst we could do?

post her feet

This thread is globally saturated

with semen

Is Sherry known for her feet?

>ctrl+f
>put your fat cocks where I can see them.jpg
>no results
You're slipping, v.

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>being this new

Game would have been busted. Not to mention they'd have to rewire the game to make sure it knew she wasn't the same as the other characters who can, in essence, be swapped between the levels. Chris' burly physique doesn't make him punch any harder than Leon or Helena. If Sherry's healing factor were to be implemented, it would mean having to give her tougher enemies so her body was actually at risk. Not saying I wouldn't have wanted to see come up more myself, but you have to consider how the gameplay would need to reflect that she's on a whole other level.

>being here so long im sick of it

I want a game with Sherry as the main character that's designed around her super healing. Maybe even go further with it and have her develop other powers, we Parasite Eve now.

So basically that prototype of RE4 that ultimately became Devil May Cry?

RE4 reused a loop from DMC1 OST for it’s save theme. Fast foward to 1:23

youtu.be/vF8rdHz2wZw

Not too surprising, the games are so deeply connected it only made sense that they have a lot of resemblances. Hell, Leon and Dante largely looked the same in terms of face and hair, just with different outfits and hair colors.

Where my /Jessica/ crew at?

FUCK OFF SLUT AND NEVER COME BACK EVER AGAIN

Fucc... Mary makes me tingle

>crack shot
>Chris's TRUE partner
>Tricked the BSAA
>Got away with it
Her only flaw is not sealing the deal with Chris, but it's understandable as he's clearly gay.

>nintendo switch
>having a web browser

Capcom girls in general get my dead rising, if you catch my meaning

a-user?....

Capcom more like Capcum

heh

Someone post it

you forgot how they're the same in personality too, comparing RE4 to DMC1

nice handgun placement.
basically the equivalent of a woman carrying a tiny folding knife in their cluttered pocket book.

n-nani?

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Found the homosexual

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get out newfags.

it's a sherry pic

i fucking know that u homo

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