Big package arrived

Let's open this bad boy up shall we?

Put it back where you found it

FASTER FAGGOT

dragon
dildos

The box feels pretty light for it's size, what could it be?

Every fucking time.

one day

Uma?

What happened to dragon dildo threads? No one's buying them any more?

>he didn't open and take pictures first and then make this thread
Faggot

Oh fuck yes

I'm trying to talk them into melting down 20 rejects into a 1:1 scale multicolored vomit dragon dildo.

MEDIOCRE

better be dragon dildos or im going to be very disappointed user

>Shitskin Sony Bro
It's like pottery!

Thank God its not a Shitbox

Opening that shit up

I hope this is a box in a box opening

Can it run 4k bluray?

>inb4 recluse spiders because UMA

Is this really just a Pro

Nice switch OP

Dragon dildos inside the ps4 box

Let's start small

inb4 dragon dildos in ps4 package

What films have you got for that thing?

gayer than dragon dildos

You must be thinking of the Netflixbox One, the PS4 plays games.

We got all our essentials, including the world's best controller

good choice

>he fell for the pro meme

>it's not a dragon dildo in a PS4 box
You can stop posting now

Now for the main event

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>It's a PS4 unboxing thread
>no games

Hol up

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU

I received a package this morning too, I should have made a fucking thread for the fresh (You)'s

What’s inside the switch?

WHERE IS THE FUCKING DRAGON DILDO YOU BROWN WHORE

Ayyy

NANIIIII

Spiders

This may be the worst thread I've seen all year. Good job OP.

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Gross

>nintendo product
>no brown recluses
Something doesn't adds up

Wrapped.

>no dragon dildos
0/10

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>PS4 plays games
Member when ps2 was awesome, when i can play vidia and watch some DVD movies... PS4pro presentation says too many "HDR" and "4k"

What a tweest.

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OP confirmed as homosexual bing bing wahooer
PANIC

I despise you.

>a console with no games
what were you expecting?

>not dragon dildoes
>not Panda Warrior

Ebin

DELET THIS

lol peepee

>meanwhile, someone in the world is getting a PS4 full of spiders

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You have such nice hands.

>he bought a regular PS
I know you regret your decision not to wait, but you don't have to shit on pro to feel better about your objectively inferior version

Yeah, color aside, his hands do look nice

>buys PS4 pro
>gets a switch
I'm jelly

Everyone laugh at this faggot

Jokes on you. I'm a mustard.

How did that not get damaged in shipping.

it gets worse with every picture

Lol white trahs,get the fuck outta my Sup Forums?

What is that tiny monitor?

Is it a good plate?

Chat windows mostly. I'm a normalfag.

I want to add them to my collection

>3GO GTX 1080

What about xbone?

As a peasant, you wouldn't know Speccy has a couple bugs. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a 3Gb 1080 ti.

It's a bug user

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Got enough storage? Fuck user...

>1060 and 1080
Can you even SLI those?

>all those hdds
Why?

Where are the fucking dragon fleshlights?

>all that money to play by yourself
Sounds about right.

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NINTENDO WINS AGAIN BABY!

You can't. 1060 mines just as good as the 1080 so I just use it to mine while I game.
No, no I don't.

Woooooow ur like omg soooo rich

>Windows 8.1

Why am I the one person in existence that likes 8.1?

It's pretty good with classic shell.

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S E E T H I N G

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WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't know Rajesh, you tell me

GG is a shitty developer company, but goddamn, they know how to create good looking games. They push the hardware to its limit.