Can we all agree that Battlefront 2 is basically REY KILLS LUKE

Can we all agree that Battlefront 2 is basically REY KILLS LUKE

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Legit? Im gonna go spoil all my normie friends if its true

Why is that a spoiler? It's not like Rey and Luke have some established relationship for it to matter or be shocking.

Actually Battlefront 2 is an alright game marred by shitty business decisions

So?

wait really

>Poe wants to give his mother's wedding ring to the "right partner"

...What DID they mean by "right partner"?

his late monster's*

So the new movie is literally

if this is true lol. women are so tough

I called this after I saw the first film.
Rey turns evil cos shes a crazy mad bitch, Kylo Ren turns good because he's a confused angsty teen that killed his parents and realised killing parents isnt as cool as he thought it would be. Original cast all gets killed off because then they dont have to get the old ass actors back for any sequels.

He's going to marry BB8

bullshit

Oh shit did they actually pull the trigger on Rey turning to the sarkside?

so who's the main character then?

kylo ren turns good?

that'd be some real shit

Honestly the only twist that would make these movies good, both the protagonist and antagonist switching sides is pure kino

I know, my PC went all weird and froze while I was writing it. Cheeky user.

...

Maybe this kill autism Star Wars.

Now mark Hamill just need Batman kill the joker to could rest.

>spoiler
like that wasn't obvious from the trailers

>caring about Star Wars post George Lucas

Why? It's literally fan fiction.

Exactly like the prequel trilogy, it's funny how everyone is now sucking Lucas' cock so hard these days.

same publisher and studio that brought you WE WUZ KAISERS.

did anyone not know this game was going to be pure garbage?

>mfw it's not possible for me to be less interested in new star wars so i don't care

But George worked on the prequels. Do you even know what fan fiction is?

The prequels were poorly written and had wooden acting, but the world building and genuine creativity was phenomenal.

Disney's "Star Wars" is souless, has forced diversity and most of all, has no creativity. TLJ is literately TESB again. I'd watch the prequel trilogy over Disney's "Star Wars" any day.

And the prequels were his personal fanfictions. Midichlorians and Boba Fett being a clone, anyone?

its because everyone is starting to realize that maybe it wasn't so bad. the prequels werent as good as the original trilogy, but compared to this kike garbage they are a god send.

she does
so Luke can be like mighty morphin Kenobi and appear as green ghost man when the situation calls for it
its a win win

But it isn't. It's the same tired, "streamlined" MMS shovelware that has been shat out 1,000 times before. The cancerous business practises are just a violent squirt of diarrhoea on the already existing crusty log of shit.

>WE WUZ KAISERS
Not gonna stop laughing at this for some time

Ideally, it would be Finn, since those two characters are the only ones who have any sort of on-screen chemistry.

I wonder how many people like Star Wars just because they think they're supposed to. I've tried watching the original trilogy and the prequels and I just could never enjoy any of them.

better than 2005Front at least, aka a literal cashgrab made in a year to ride the coattails of RotS

It's been really really heavily foreshadowed through the TFA. Could be a red herring, but I doubt it.

>has forced diversity

Tell me about it, all those non-human alien fuckers being shown as being important instead of conquered by humanity and made into food and slaves and fuck toys.

Nah, TFA is far better than the entirety of the prequels.

but then you'd be buying it for $60 when it will be $30 in a month or $20 in two, like a fucking retard.

>soulless
>creativity
You forgot to throw in the other meaningless fucking buzzwords, like "comfy" and "charm."

Agreed. I can tolerate the practical pitfalls of the prequel trilogy, but the sequel trilogy's stench of bean-counting and assembly lines is too much to stomach.

no Finn gets the ugly asian bitch because Hollywood has been failing to stop WMAF

Is this real? Because i need to go spoil this for everyone possible.
Last time i changed my steam name to "Kylo kills Han Solo" and joined as many multiplayer games as i could

>Nah, TFA is far better than the entirety of the prequels.

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this isn't even true

I want darkside Rey so badly.

Like, they're 200% setting up Kylo Ren for a redemption arc that you can see a mile away, but Rey...that fight she had with Kylo, she's getting fucking pissed after Han's death. That girl tapping into darkside power for sure.

Also Luke lowkey betrayed Rey because he's her father and he abandoned her? Question mark?

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>can't even pick which era you want to play

I'm not even going to watch the last Hedi after how garbage the farce awakens was.

Fuck I can't believe I'm looking back on the prequels as something decent, but compared to TLA and Rogue One, fuck man. There's just nothing new at all. These movies were made on a fucking assembly line.

>continued support of Battlefront 2 hinged on the microtransactions
>they were removed
>game doesnt even sell 1 million retail

LMAOOOOOOO say goodbye to ever getting Rex, Ahsoka, Cad Bane, and Ventress and any more """free""" DLC after the summer of 2018.

THIS. Though Rogue One is pretty alright. Probably because the robot reminded me of HK47 from KOTOR gams.

On high school make some guy went nuts, say it Snap kill Dumbledore

>says the guy defending the fucking prequels

Leak it Famefag. I know you watched the Premiere.

>Snap kill Dumbledore
FUCK YOU, YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME

Rey is Vader and Finn is Luke. Whats his face, nuvader is disposable villain.

Why do people do this.

Rogue One is absolutely dreadful. Has more quips than a marvel movie and three times the hamfisted references that TFA had. None of the characters are interesting at all.

The only decent part of the movie was surprisingly the soundtrack, which somehow managed to be better than William's stuff from Episode 7.

Faggotry and G.I.F.T.

Because its funny

>Snape kills Dumbledore was over a decade ago

Where does the time go?

>Implying the old early-2000's neckbeards were too thirsty and realized the magic of watching Star Wars was non-existent instead of realizing that the nostalgia value didn't resurface watching Episode 1 they attack George and the Prequels instead.

Every child thought that movie was the shit until we got a hold of the Internet and jumped on the bandwagon hate.

Nostalgiafags get so buttmad when the movies isn't the exact carbon copy like ANH. That's why TFA did so successful.

Why do you find it funny.

Watching manchildren throw a bitch fit because their shitty story got ruined for them is hilarious. Besides if you really cared that much about spoilers for something you liked that much you should know better by now to go on the internet before that thing right around the corner is released.

Rogue One was fucking garbage. It was clear they didn't have a fucking script, and made up the story in the editing room. There were no characters in the movie, just receptacles for exposition and occasional one-liners; none of the actors had any chemistry except Bishop from X-Men and his gay lover, blind ninja guy; and you could have cut the first forty minutes of the movie, up to the part where black Immortan Joe dies, and not changed a goddamn thing.

Because I fucking hate Star Wars nerds and will literally eat anything from it with a fucking poop straw. They're same Big Bang Theory retards who prance around like fucking faggots spouting all these stupid nerdy references. They're annoying as fuck.

And plus, George is out of the picture and it's all just Fan Fic bullshit to me so IDGAF about spoilers now.

>children will like anything

wow

Poe's gonna get BLACKed.

Yeah I dunno. I have no clue why people even get upset over it. It's not like there's no reason to watch a movie just because you know the ending.

that nigga is old as fuck. dude was about to die anyway

I saw Episode One when it was released in theaters when I was 14, and I thought it was shit then too. And you do know the internet already existed in 1999, right?

>Star Wars is for children

Well?

Fucking seriously Disney?

>because Hollywood has been failing to stop WMAF
Finn is black.

Some kids were restricted going on the Internet at a young age because of weird pedos.

There was an interview back when TFA came out that Oscar Isaac admitted he was portraying Poe with a homo vibe, or something along those lines so this isnt surprising.

Plus when TFA first came out, everyone loved Poe and Finn in their scenes together.

... if true, that's absolutely unfuckingbeliebable...

Luke is supposed to be a super God Jedi now. Why would he be killed by some stupid rostie slut? I wasn't going to watch it in theaters anyway because fuck funding hollywood pedo kikes, but I was gonna watch it eventually for free.

I hope it's not true.

Does anyone have off screen chemistry?

In Star Wars specifically, or in general?

>They're same Big Bang Theory retards

Nerds are the most uppity people in the world, I swear. It's just a sitcom, who cares if it's not accurate. Security guards don't bitch about King of Queens.

Isaac and Fisher

Oh, you said 'does' and not 'did' :'^(

Awful media relies entirely on shock value to leave a lasting impression. Twists and Surprises that serve only to function as an adrenaline injection when observing a subpar product to convince people it is actually good while they watch and for a time period after words because they remember not the plot, story, or visuals but the intense rush of emotions they were injected with.

A good piece of media suffers no damage from a spoiler, as it is built not around periodically giving the viewer an endorphin shot, but creating an engaging narrative for the audience in which the audience remains interested because they are thinking, observing and considering options during the course of it.

The Last Jedi is not going to be good media, therefore by robbing people of the twists, you are robbing them of the shock endorphin rushes they need to convince themselves that the movie is good. This is why people cry that spoilers "ruin something," because it prevents people from allowing subpar media to get caught up in the emotional swells that allow brainlets to call a movie amazing while it is in the public eye.

The PT also tried something new with special effects, even if it didn't work, it's better than nostalgia baiting in Disney's "Star Wars".

IKTF, user. I'm not even seeing TLJ.

He got a ultra nerf in order to make Ben Solo viable, now he is just a hermit piece of shit

That actually happened in one of the cartoon movies.

You don't think maybe you're just very unhappy people who take any chance you can to make other people unhappy in a way where they can't do anything back to you because you think it'll make you feel a bit better about your own unhappy life?

Their chemistry was beautiful.

Apparently Daisy Ridley actually hates Adam Driver.

Didn't the screenwriters already confirm they're not doing the gay thing? This is why everyone hates forced diversity bullshit. They always shoehorn in gay characters and gay romances, but when it seems obvious to the general public that a gay romance is blooming organically, they decide not to go with it. No, let's keep doing the fucking Bioware thing of parading around their one-dimensional gay stereotypes.

I knew that rice bastard was up to something

That was another actor from Orient Express, not Driver. Everyone loves Driver, even Hamill and Ford, which is to be expected since Kylo is the only somewhat interesting thing in the new movies.

meh, I guess I'm glad I got it spoiled for me. Now I won't feel too bummed about not watching it in theaters because it's a shit ending anyway. Honestly, fuck Disney. Lucas never should've sold it. I wouldn't have minded paying to watch his version. I didn't like the 2 second prequels, but I would've preferred his take on an Episode 7, 8 and 9...

Honestly I kinda lost hope after BF2 didn't keep its protag Dark Side but that can be pretty neat. Kylo's redemption/Rey's fall.

Star Wars nerds are the Chadbros of nerd culture. They're all fucking assholes and play the fucking snobby nerd stereotype. I stay away from them.

At first, yeah, because they don't want to scare away people who dislike it, but of course now they're diving balls deep.

I don't spoiler things for anyone. I'm just saying I don't see why it matters. A story should be much, much larger than a single event.

It's a trade off. For myself as I am not a brainlet, I do not enjoy all conversation circling around a subpar product that was designed to illicit certain reaction and a vague sense of "it was good" because it bores me.

Alternately, watching people get upset or frustrated that they can't just "turn their brain off" makes me happier. Watching people acknowledge something is subpar makes me happier. Spoilers do not ruin quality products. There have been various studies to prove this. I am not damaging anything of value by doing this AND I'm increasing my own chances at Happiness while decreasing my own chances at unhappiness.

It's the correct choice for me.

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Although you have that which has findings against such as

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Read over them, evaluate their methods and how they control for various aspects and then come to your own conclusion about whether you should be angry at someone for spoiling or not.

What do you recommend instead, you noble and sophisticated warriors of cinema who totally don't hate their lives and just want to be assholes to any random stranger they can reach over the internet?

True or not, spoil away. TFA was trash, so I don't give a shit.

You think I'm fucking stupid enough to click any of that?