Why does nintendo have to put a timer on my fun?

Why does nintendo have to put a timer on my fun?

hahaa cucc

Because players insist on playing games the same boring way and not try new stuff so Nintendo has to stop your stupid ass.

If you don't put restrictions on players you get MGSV.

You can buy more fuel with Reward Points.

Why call it master sword if it breaks in this game?

But MGSV was boring because everyone got a participation sticker regardless of what they did in missions
>Sneak around like you always did? Nice here’s an S rank
>Go in guns blazing? Nice here’s an S rank
>Blow everything the fuck up? Nice, here’s an S rating

>Hasn't played the game but shitposts
Every time. You can drive the thing for 10 minutes straight and it takes like 2 seconds to refill it with any item you want. You can fill it with some apples or bananas or whatever.

Just jump off and put some fuckin apples in it it's not that hard

Why call it master sword if it doesn't?

>can't keep Lord of the Mountain

I spent 4 straight stamina ups and plenty of resources to tame it.


DROPPED

Please tell me this is a shop. After all the shit of the weapons ending, surely they'd have learnt to get rid of this shit

>beat everything there is to do in the game and get nothing
>But if you pay an extra $20 you get a reward!
>this happens
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD

Because faggots kept crying for muh realism.

If you don't have a thousand apples by now you don't deserve to use the motorcycle.

Haha the true Nintendo comes out once a again. I swear any time they stumble across anything successful is a total fluke and deep down they're completely clueless. If it wasn't for the wii you'd be playing this shit on ps4 and it certainly wouldn't be winning any awards

Are you okay? Do you need some aspirin?

>Haha everything breaks down just like in real life. #realism

you can refuel it with literally anything, just grab 5 apples like you were cooking and fuel it up

user this is a shitposting thread, just let it die.

Thanks for bumping

But why do I

Why can't I just have fun AT THE END OF THE GAME

>Everything in the game has a tradeoff.
>Master Cycle has by far the most lenient tradeoff in the game.
>Roughly 10 minutes of gas
Are you not already maxed out on chu jelly by time you get this thing? As soon as it runs out, just hop off and dump in jelly like you're trying to cook.

It's so much fun to act like an asshole with the bike now, just because of how the world is designed. I'm just a shotgun short of basically being Jagi now. I've basically reduced Link to a common, marauding thug and been twirling a spear above my head while raiding camps. I'm tempted to just stock up on clubs and spears exclusively from here on out.

Remember when games were fun and didn't force you to do mundane things inbetween the fun?

No they don't

They tried Minecraft after the hunger update

>actually defending this shit

It's easy is not a justification
It should not stop in the first place

>Subjective Goalposting: The post.
If you're going to make that leap in logic, then you might as well look at microsoft for introducing Acheivements, because I was just fine kicking a can for shits and giggles in Megaman legends without being informed that I'll get a pat on the back for trying.

>posting meme letter media

Also yes achievements are cancer

I never implied achievements were good though, they're cancer. Vidya was just plain better before.

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>linking to Sup Forums
The fuck are you linking me there for?

>Avoiding my point.
Your initial statement that I responded to lacked sufficient justification to pose as a point of valid criticism.

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