You have to marry the last vidya character you played as

>You have to marry the last vidya character you played as
>You can divorce them if you can beat them in single combat
>A successful divorce means you get have their stuff

Do you have a happy marriage or not?

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Question, killing the one im supposed to marry gives me only the stuff or i get skills/powers as well.

>the black girl from Monster Hunter World Beta
yeah why not, I'll take the marriage

2B

>my human paladin who I created based on Charles Barkley
If you can't slam with the best then jam with the rest.

>last game I played
>Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move
>playing as Pauline
I think I'd be fine as the husband of the New Donk City mayor.

WELP. Guess I'm married to Big Boss for life then.

>half-elf ranger/cleric from Baldur's Gate

I'll protect my lord.

He's already married and very devout on top of it. He would not allow this to happen.

>OG Daisy in Mario Tennis 64

Noice.

>Animal Crossing
>Now neither of us will be virgins.mp4

>DIO from HftF
fug

Why would I divorce him?

qt custom Saiyan female from Xenoverse 2.

Fuck yeah.

Talion from Shadow of War. I think I'm pretty much done diddly fucked, since he can't die.

Married to Rengar, could not hope for a better future than this

Aww hell this is specifically why I'm not a Sonic fan.

>Red Bomber

It'll be a blast.

>MC of Grand Kingdom
I don't even know if it's a guy or a girl since it's always in first person view

It'd be unhappy: I'm ugly, have no money and think she's a shit girl.

Hmm, handsome enough. He's also rich. The necromorphs though...

>squall

Can I beat him at card?

How'd I do

Guess I fucking die then. Worth it.

I envy you.

>Ryoma
Could be worse. Hoshido is a nice place and he's a pretty stand up guy.

>Decided to emulate Layton vs Phoenix Wright
I would prefer Phoenix, but I'm not completely against Layton.

>Terra
I'll be fine.

"Your boipussy"

>my Splatoon 2 char
I’m getting super-sophisticated water guns and cool clothes that won’t even fit. Could be worse.

Give those clothes to your future child?

>my argonian girl character in Skyrim
>first class thief and archer
>a kind person who loves helping others but also a kleptomaniac who will steal anything that isn't glued to the ground without being caught

Not sure if I'm a scaley or not, but at least we'll be financially secure.

>last played god of war 3
whelp i guess i'm being murdered.

I'd marry Artyom in a heartbeat. Doesn't matter that they won't show his face.

And then your husband will proceed to murder millions of others to get revenge for what he did.

>Morag from Xeno 2

Oh yea baby.

>I hear the ocean.

>Rex
How can I compete with the power of friendship

>I need to beat up some 10 year old twink and then I get some fucking Pokemon
Hell yeah

>Zeke
Eh I think I could suck his dick nohomo
Though I'd feel bad about taking him from pandy

Ciri

Well, she takes after Geralt, so I think that the marriage would be good. Never going to be able to divorce her, though.

But if I somehow manage to do it, do I gain the Empire?

I get to marry Link from BotW, why would I want to divorce?

>Last character I played as was Isabelle in MK8.
I will gladly take that.

Because you're ugly and you're making him unhappy.

>Marrying my fem Saiyan CaC from Xenoverse 2
Cool. Happy Marriage I guess.

Are you... me?

no

That's his problem, not mine. The thread says that if I wanted to divorce I'd have to beat him, and I don't. I want to make love to his boipucci every night and make up tenderly with him, and comb his hair while he wears the Gerudo Vai clothing.

>Zarya

Yes please

>mercy
Well at least overshit is good for something.

>Roy
That sword is OP. It kills dragons. I don't stand a chance. At least I might gain access to his slew of bitches.

I am indebted to you, Sup Forums.

Thank you.
The happiest of marriages. No divorce.

Halfway through Xenosaga 1, basically a servant I guess

>male blood elf paladin
If I can turn him into a trap than we're golden otherwise I'm possibly literally fucked

I got link and I'm attractive, and "gaybait".

He's fine.

> My own character in Dragon's Dogma
> Implying I'd ever need to divorce my beautiful brown Ranger waifu
> Loyal
> Fighter
> Hunter
> off on missions while I play video games
> brings me curatives for my depression
> faithfully eat her pussy every night in gratitude
> I made her pawn resemble her, so guess who's having a lesbo threeway every night
Why am I still alive knowing that I'll never have this?

>huntress from dead by daylight
Love me some axe mom, not sure how long I'll last though.

Clownpiece, fucking nice

That's pretty cute, user.

>Implying id want to get divorced.

>Sora

I don't want this and no way in Hell I can beat his OPness. Fuck.

My FFXIV character which I modeled after my wife, Hinoka

im okay with this

I think I'll be pretty happy.

>Demitri Maximoff
Well at least it's not gay once he uses midnight bliss
But I doubt even that's strong enough to make me into an attractive girl.

>Kiryu
Fuck yes, I would turn gay for him

Kotone Shiomi
i'm married to the best female protag ever, nice

h-how did i get so lucky

>Jack Boyd

Well if I wait for him to get drunk enough I think I could beat him, but I also don't want any of his garbage.

Well I was fucking around on a hacked l4d2 server that let me use an infected as my model so do I marry a Witch or am I marrying who my model would have been with no cheats, so Zoey. Either way I doubt I could win

>divorce her
>obtain Pharah

come here you chubby feathered freak

>a wing diver from edf 4.1
I guess.
I can't say I'd try to divorce her

>he will probably select a 2000 song that isn't saitama or miku no gekishou on ura oni

I doubt I could take Samson even if I did stand a chance.
Marriage it is.

James Bond. With a voice that barely sounds like Pierce Brosnan.

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Divorce won't be successful.

I got the same. and that is exactly what I want

>D-13 from Monolith
I'm not entirely sure how this goes, since D-13 is more or less just a tiny, sentient version of the "Big Core" from Gradius.
I mean, I guess having a little chirpy ship thing floating by me while I go about my day could be neat, and I wouldn't really get anything from a divorce.

HELL YEA I KNEW PLAYING VIDEOGAMES WOULD PAY OFF ONE DAY
divorce would be out of question though

the threesomes man
imagine the possibilities

Bitch just got jealous that I talked to another girl and made me get fit

Send help, I'm trapped in a marriage with a fucking blob.

That'll learn you to play as a blob then.

I don't want a threesome, and neither would Ky because he's a good and holy boy.

Are you me?

The fag from Dying light
I could beat him

>Bowser in Sm4sh

You know what, it's better than a lot.

would Doom-Guy make a good husband for me?

>have to marry garrosh

well, guess i better lube up for infinite orc dickings, no way i can fucking defeat him in combat

>Reimu, circa PC98
Time to prepare for a lifetime of poverty and asceticism. I guess I'm happy, but not in a conventional sense. Being in Gensokyo, at the Hakurei shrine is enough for me

What game would you play where Clownpiece is playable?

Well you're human scum so would Garrosh sully his glorious orc cock on such trash?

>ky players

Strelok is not for sexual

yes because OP said i have to marry him

of course i'd get the steamy dickings

being inside reimu would be enough for me already, if you catch my drift

Looks like I'm Grove Street's property for life.

At least he's rich. And a pilot.

He'd probably make you watch him smash superior orc puss

I'm too shit at the game to play anyone else competently.

>mega man 7
Doubt I could beat him, but even if I could, do robots have possessions?

superior to my tight human ass? doubt it pal

no homo btw

>Inkling boy
Preeetty sure the marriage is immediately annueled and I get arrested for pedophilia.

Fucking hell, I just made level five too.