The eternal question

The eternal question

strawpoll.com/gs59ydh7

Hard mode: No 3rd option like Keira

>no 3rd option like Keira

But Keira is best girl

No Keira is Very Easy mode

>Keira
You mean Shani

Don't have to tell me, lads

Best girl.
She also remains pure.

bump

The only people who choose Yennefer dream of being pegged in the ass

I like that elf acrobat from Hearts of Stone. She's super hot.

>Triss the Rapist winning

yoooo

>tfw trissfag
>everyone else on Sup Forums loves Yen and bullies you endlessly

I'd let Yen peg me.

Someone post the pasta about yennefer beoken roilet

broken toilet

but not as easy as Shani. She just wants your dick the moment she saw you.

>tfw no option of fucking Anna Henrietta in game

>Hard mode: No 3rd option like Keira

>No Shani
That's the REAL missed opportunity.

Triss isn't a bitch

The idea that anyone would pick yen is genuinely unsettling to me. She's less attractive AND more of a bitch.

I just don't see what's so good about Yen. She's toxic as fuck. And before anyone starts crying for me to read the books, I have and I still dislike her. For the record I strongly dislike Triss as well, but if I had to choose between them I'd choose Triss.

Triss
>willing to endure torture to help Geralt find Ciri

yennifer
>Literally wont even get her clothes dirty in order to help.

Triss is the uglier of the two and a liar, but she truly loves Geralt and she only lied to protect him from Yennefer's evil influence.

Yennefer is a hot psycho bitch who treats everybody like trash unless she can use them for her selfish purposes. She is one of the worst things to happen to Geralt in his long life.

The only real option is Triss.

>cucking your best friend

Only if it would be Annarietta.
Syanna is ugly lying bitch not worth saving.

>straight 50/50 split as of my vote
Glad to know im doing my part in the war

Yen hands down. Triss is a bitch.

Testament to CD Projekt Red's writing that it's hard to pick between the two

Who ?

Dandelion.

You mean the one that wanted to fuck my "daughter"?

I let the fucker keep the cure for the plague, because I was thinking with my dick.

nice

Everybody knows Dandelion and Zoltan are the only ones who will always love Geralt unconditionally.

>warm and cute redhead who loves you unconditionally and is overall a charming person to be around

>cold unlikable bitch who nags at you the duration of the game and makes it a chore to interact with, and not even in the sexy femdom way, just straight up being a cunt

Yenfags are pathetic and delusional. kys yourselves.

I'd unironically fuck zoltan

Dudes a faggot that did absolutely nothing but be your sidekick, sing of your exploits and benefit from them, I never liked the guy, I don't understand why Geralt tolerated that faggot either

This was one of the best moments in the game. Maybe if she didn't treat Geralt like a literal dog to the point where even fucking Lambert calls her out on it, she wouldn't have gotten rejected the dumb cunt. I felt zero regrets doing it.

This is the only videogame related opinion that is a 50/50 split

Personally, I don’t like either. I don’t like how superficially they would treat me and even considering Gerald’s well being, I don’t think he’s better off with either.

That said clearly the game and Geralt clearly aim at the black one as the canon choice and hey, I can’t stop geralt from loving shit women. I’d call him a beta but he gets to fuck really hot chicks, even if they’re emotional and unstable basket cases, so who knows, maybe im the one that doesn’t see whatever he sees in the red headed slut/home wrecker or the Morrigan clone.

im just here for to get my dick hard post yen pls

Even more he is just the epitome of manwhore he can go suck a fuck

Understandable. Sometimes the dick just takes over.

not canon fag

Geralts fault for letting her treat him like shit
I will never forgive this
> Search for some super love soul mate wonder woman for 200+ hours
> Start of 3rd game
> Jesus Christ Yen I have been looki-
> Dude lmao I knew where you ware the entire time, but I dint want to disturb you playing happy house with Triss :^)

Nothing like a real life Yen.

The entire game isn't "canon" you massive retard. It's whatever each individual player wants it to be in their game.

Yennefer is like 100 years older.

Whistling Wendy of course

Playing through the Witcher 1 right now, it's absolute ass. Should I just skip to 3?

I tried playing 3 first and i didnt understand anything ill have to play the 1st one

wew lad that's pretty funny

The first one aged like shit. Just skip it and read a plot summary on the wiki.

Imagine seeing yen relieve herself behind a bush in the. Idle of the woods. Haha do you think she'd be embarassed? Haha.

fuck both of them, you cant have children anyway so just teach ciri everything you know and die in bed

We all know Olgierd had the best girl.
Pls tell me this isn't BLACKED I'm weary of all HD porn now.

that's BLACKED porn ,user

Shani is the real answer

Only real answer

Not wanting to fuck posh sluts

Its only cucking if there's a relationship involved dumbass.

But they are in a relationship. Kind of.

Yes it is.
Girl is hot as fuck though
gfycat com ClosedExcellentApisdorsatalaboriosa

>Yen didn't fuck multiple Zerrikani

I wish Ciri was real I look like Skjall but ginger and a fullbeard

I remember when triss always won these polls because people only played the games

>gfycat com ClosedExcellentApisdorsatalaboriosa
Dude that's fucking nasty

>fucked a few times years ago
>Dandy pisses her off, she banishes him from the kingdom
>haven't spoken to each other since
That single line of her asking Geralt about him doesn't imply anything other than she's thirsty for any dick that wouldn't be a political embarrassment.

Wow

every fucking time

All me btw

I just like women doing degrading stuff.

Weirdo

>Her outfit after tearing off her dress

[x] Roach

Reading the books made me hate yen more.

>hating her because she wants to be a loving mother

i see you're a man of culture aswell

triss is cunt in the books, and yenefer x geralt is cannon

I disliked her for cucking Geralt to the point where he tried to kill himself and I disliked book ciri for being an edgelord.

>cucking meme
>when geralt actually cucked istredd

The books just reveal Yen as the biggest whore around. She bring Geralt with her on trips to literally be her traveling cuckboy. She Cucks Geralt and her other lover so hard that they both try to commit suicide.
The only people who are actually attracted to Yen are cuck and/or mommy fetishists. THey can't do anything in their life without their mommy telling them what to do.

>muh canon
boring

No. Stop spouting this shit.

I don't even like Triss. If she were real I would full on avoid her and Yennefer just so happens to be basically my exact preference.
Give her black leggings, black ugg boots, some kind of shirt + a poofy white half jacket/coat. Like a fuzzy hooded, poofy half jacket. I've never heard her voice but she needs the voice and accent of Archer's robot girl.

Ok I'm picking Triss, I hate cheating whores

She wanted to leave geralt and live with istredd. She cucked istredd with geralt. Not other way around.

Pathetic.

The virgin poll
Vs.
The chad moye
It tells you how it is and it's not even up for discussion. Post your subhuman opinions all you want, won't change what is the truth. Good day.

I want to suck yens farts straight from her puckered pink sphyncter.

This is the new canon

What's her name?

are there mods to make Geralt less scrawny looking?

...

something is happening in my pants

You shat yourself?

isnt she an russian amateur scat porn actress?

kek

She unironically only does blacked.com
So yeah, she gets shitted a lot.

Well she does eat ass of one black guy for two minutes in BlackedRaw.

>Hard mode: No 3rd option like Keira
>OP mentions three whores.
Guess I'm a casual because I'm going to pick best girl.

the absolute state of Sup Forums