Why are they autistic and never finish a game?

Why are they autistic and never finish a game?

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>posting e-celeb shit
baka desu senpai
This should be a bannable offense.

wew

Because they're only doing it for money.

lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite meme

mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe

which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know

its hard to pick but please try your best hahae

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Why are you autistic and retarded?

EVERYONE, I'VE REDUCED THEIR VIDEOS TO A FORMULA
THEY EITHER
>MAKE A NOISE
>PLAY A VIDEO GAME
>HAVE A CONVERSATION
WE SHOULD ALL BOYCOTT THEIR VIDEOS UNTIL THEY LEARN TO BE FUNNY
LIKE ME!!!!!!

What proved to me that oney fans were literal children was not the memes, the autistic furry porn posting or even the obsession with the personal lives of their imaginary friends, but how triggered they get by criticism. They cannot BELIEVE anyone would criticize their favorite youtubers and sperg out in the most embarrassing way as soon as anyone mocks them. They cannot take a joke. They cannot handle someone saying oneyplays isn't good. This, and only this, is why they've become the most irritating posters on Sup Forums.

I'm not

Lately I couldn't really stand DingDong. He's starting to sound like an asshole, has very nostalgic opinion on newer games, which wouldn't be a problem if he backed his opinions up by actually releasing his games (which aren't going to be the greatest shit ever). Considering such a critical person on the current industry those games should be totally mindblowing!

It's boring.

>eceleb is posted on Sup Forums
>someone says that eceleb is a faggot
>nothing happens
>oneyplays is posted on Sup Forums
>someone says oneyplays is shit
>oneyfans have a total meltdown once again
Hmm...

Yikes.

holy shit, thats some dedication

You have to realise that he is simply the average Sup Forums "expert" who goes on and on and on and on and on about what's wrong with everything, nitpicking endlessly while maintaining a front of expertise. But not being able to back it up by being any better himself. It doesn't matter if he's complaining about bad design, lazy devs, or people with cringy kinks. It's all projection.

Have you ever noticed that genuinely talented people who create great things don't spend hours and hours online bitching about how bad others are? Everyone with real talent and drive is too busy actually using it instead of shitting on everyone else constantly.

Those who can: do. Those who can't: preach.

Most games are simply not worth finishing.

>pasta is only ever posted by one person
This is some next level newfaggotry. As expected from an oney thread I guess.

He tries to make it seem like hes been that "expert" for a long time, by saying "when I was younger I **pretended** to like something even though I knew it was shit!"

Why bother interjecting with those kind of statements, they provide nothing but to make you look like a video game snob

This is one of those examples of an actual autist who's so angry and overly fixated over something that they spend most of their day shitposting over it. This isn't a "u autistic retard XD" situation, this is an actual autistic person having a meltdown over a fucking e-celeb.
It's not necessarily barneyfag tier. It's not blunderfag tier either. It's close, though.
I genuinely do not know what it is about Oneyplays that gets Sup Forums so riled up and angry.

remember when chris would complain about lets players having no talent on sleepycast

>22 posts
>14 posters
Really does make me think

>chris and arin don't follow each other on twitter anymore

MODS!!!!!!

Did you just start using the internet today?

Rank your favorite playmates.
For me? It's le screaming man

I never understood his weird stance that crash 3 doesn’t show any time travel. Like he said something like how it’s not medieval Europe, it could be a renaissance fair. What?

DUUUUDE WIBBLE WOBBLE FUNNY NOISES ZOOOP ZOOP NINETIES REFERENCES THE SAMPSUNS LUL!!!!!!

HAHA AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK XD ALRIGHT CYA GUYS NEXT VIDEO DONT FORGOT TO LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS LETS GET AT LEAST 10000 LIKES OKAY THANX XD

Turns out he was right

Oney threads always hit the bump limit

The channel is called "oney plays" not "oney completes."

Thing is I think he’s a good artist. Julian too when it’s not fur shit. But that doesn’t pay bills I guess

They said it themselves: they won’t continue a game if it doesn’t get enough views

No wonder they're still doing Kingdom Hearts episodes, I thought they already beat that game

>good artist
LE WHACKY CARTOON FAEC

kek, looks like someone caught onto the fact that his old newgrounds friend is stealing his audience

I finish my games and i don't have an audience. These people are only into the money. Fuck them.

Dont you think its a better idea to maintain viewer interest by keeping it fresh?
I dont have a switch yet and im going to watch nothing on Mario Odyssey until I beat it myself. That said the span of time they did Odyssey uploads I didnt watch any, and thats a whopping 20 or so. Imagine if more people have the same mentality as I

They probably did. Hell a lot of the games they probably did complete, but won’t be arsed to have someone else edit them and upload if it won’t make them money

>keeping it fresh
>let's keep replaying the exact same games that bring in the higher numbers

I think he was talking about his flash animations

They are pretty great artists. Wish they would bring back Doodle Doods.

>put something on youtube instead of just playing it without the hours of editing
>not concerned with the audience youre attempting to entertain
Hmmmm....
inb4 "Y-YOU BUTT BLASTED ONEY FAN" farce of a defense

They aren't allowed back to the game grumps office

Why? What happened?

Lol what?

>what is copypasta

Daily e-celeb thread? Why is Vinny so shit at games?

>Plays Sonic 3 and Knuckles
>has his buddy play tails and constantly help with bosses
>struggles to get through stages before getting time outs.
>he still dies constantly, gets game overs, has to use rewind and save states to beat the game
>plays Cry of Fear
>early on he just begrudgingly sighs about using melee combat and slaps an enemy dead while avoiding none of his hits
>bitches about the limited inventory space
>has to get a save from a fan of the stream just so he can continue the game, since he exhausted all of his ammo.

I don't know the specifics but I know Ding dong and julien called out Game grumps for the dream daddy game being really cash-grabby and pandering and Arin had a bitch fit and refused to let them come back. Oney sided with DD and Julien instead of arin.

Thw reason we cant talk about LPers is not because of the people who want to discuss it, its because of the losers falseflagging and shitting up the thread. Garuntee if you get rid of them, itll be a civil discussion.

They constantly trash the recording studio and don’t bother to clean up

>first Zach
>now the entirety of Game Grumps
Damn Chris is really good at losing friends

what happened between him and zach?

Ding Dong complains a lot about viewer retention being shit. Whenever they start losing views they start a new game.

I never found out what happened there and since this thread hasn't been deleted yet could you indulge me?

oney plays would be better if it was chris and me

I dont know if this is true
But if so thats a shame. Why can't we have disagreements in this day and age without it leading to some big fight? It feels kinda shitty since Arin really helped OP take off. The channel was cool before but the reason it skyrocketed in popularity was because of the Simpsons H&R and Sonic Shuffle collab eps.

He's getting old, edging mid 30's. His fanbase can also be incredibly draining I would imagine

From what I understand, they just had a falling out around election time. Zach was getting very political in his tweets and Chris was annoyed by it or something. That and the stress of working to get Hellbenders greenlit probably just really strained their relationship.

This is the same guy who talked shit on lets players? jesus.

Judgingby his streaming and prep schedule, Id say hes always fucking tired. Seems like he just cant care as much anymore.

>Why can't we have disagreements in this day and age without it leading to some big fight?
Because money gets involved and for petty people that automatically overrides lifelong friendships.
I always thought Chris and Zach were fairly similar politically?

funny scream

This is reaching barneyfag levels of pathetic

>Ape Escape
Stop. They aren't Game Grumps

Only way he knows how to make money. He can draw and animate well, but the amount of money he gets versus the amount of effort it takes is shit compared to a stream of 10 minute videos of him playing games and making noises

Wow, just goes to show how often people feel the need to discuss their surrogate friends

>still defending yourself
i'll make sure to make 5 more oneyplays threads by monday

Do you have any sources or is this all speculation

I thought so too. Its probably more that Chris just hates when people discuss politics 24/7 because I personally find that annoying as shit too.

Hey maybe you should take the fucking hint and stop talking about these unfunny idiots. Gee I wonder what they're gonna talk about today?
"Julian, what if X character did something disgusting/Chris Chan/something zany?"
"*WHEEZE*"
"This game isn't very good." Epic joke Dingdong, where are your games?

There are like some not so subtle tweets by Chris about this waaaaaaaayyyyyy back. I don't have the links but if you look it up somewhere you'd probably find it.

>it can't be copypasta nope it's just one autist I mean who can possibly dislike oneyplays?? haha xD

I guess that's true. Still seems like an awfully petty reason to cut someone out of your life.
We'll never know for sure

I can see that, and I agree.

>E-celeb thread

Even your parents won't miss you iff you kys soyboy

or you could leave the thread.

I mean is it a total cut out?
Appearantly Jon and Arin never stopped being friends, they just never work together anymore.

I think it's even worse when you're a public person. Lots of people lost many of their following by expressing controversial political opinions.

This said, I don't think Zack cut off Chris, or viceversa. It's more likely they decided to have a more private relationship.

Because it's not the point of the series

lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite meme

mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe

which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know

its hard to pick but please try your best hahae

They stopped following each other on twitter. Interpret that however ya want

No I'd rather keep posting you dopey cunt, because that's all you do when people tell you to fuck off

>Watching people play video games every day and getting upset when you start to be familiar with their personality traits

Honestly what's the point? Just stop watching

I hope you choke to death on your pasta, forced meme poster. Worse than frogposters.

This makes oneyfags so fucking mad because they know it's completely true. God bless everyone who drowns out these shitty "discussion" threads by spamming this.

Wouldn't autism imply getting 100%/+ on games?

Kys desu senpai

lol
>STOP RUINING MY ECELEB DISCUSSIOOOOOOOOOON REEEEEEE
>omg guys did you see faggot unfollowed faggot on twitter OMG dramabomb!!!

Quick lets bring this thread back to video games.
Post favorite fan art

This is what I don't get. Without HATERS showing up these threads are just kids spamming memes and trying to doxx dingdong. Nothing ever gets discussed because there's nothing to talk about. Nothing is being ruined.
If you really REALLY have to talk about oneyplays without haters showing up and triggering you, why not go to their official subreddit? That's literally what they're looking for but they won't go because they think they're too good for reddit despite wanting criticism free eceleb circlejerks.

He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

Jon and Arin aren't friends anymore. They made up for a while but after Jon got political and revealed his stance in a retarded way Arin cut all relationship with him. Arin could probably have the same stance as Jon, (he probably doesn't) but it doesn't matter in the celebrity business; if your friend is outed as some one with a different view from the norm then you kind of have to cut all contact with them or else people will fucking lynch you.

>E-celebs.

Why don't you just stay on r/oneyplays?

Dude, fuck off. Your pasta is stale and forced as fuck. Oneyplays are fucking funny as hell. What, did they trigger you or something?

Because I'll never use Reddit

t. boy of soy

THIS! Oneyplays isn't suitable for you... heh... liberals...
You need to be tough to handle it. Can't handle it? Fuck off...!

Just dont feed the troll