What's Sup Forums's opinion on Crash Tag Team Racing?

What's Sup Forums's opinion on Crash Tag Team Racing?

>start the race
>merge with someone
>destory everyone else because none of the AI bothers with merging
>split near end of race, it shoots you massively in front over the other car you merged with
>win literally every race in the game with complete ease

For the love of god, one patch would fix everything wrong with the game.

Then again if it were released today it wouldn't have nearly as much content to begin with.

>each section of the park will be DLC

Feels like they had some kind of game going, then slapped Crash Bandicoot on to it near the end. It's alright, but it just doesn't feel like Crash at all. Doesn't help that they kept going with the shitty humor and a capella from Crash Twinsanity.

I was reading the whole game was programmed in lua and that making a fan patch will be quit easy

>cum in rat
>win

Well what are we still doing here?

Making a patch is the easy part, decompiling the game to see the code is another

Bump

Where were you reading that? That would explain a lot.

tcrf
they say the game uses the same engine as Simpsons Hit & Run and a bunch of lua scripts

Its ok. Like a 4/10 or something. Games broke as fuck though and the moment you realise it the actual racing just becomes trivial.

I fucking wish they kept the acapella, that was the absolute best thing from twinsanity bar none. The humor is shit. The gameplay is shit. The fact its unfinished is shit. But the music is great.

One patch to change what exactly?

The exploring sessions are too poorly made and the racing ends up relying too much on the merging gimmick to be interesting, most tracks feel like long stretches of nothing. I liked it as a kid but going back it's pretty meh

It's terrible.
aCtually, I'll give you that the hub world is pretty good and fun to play in.
The real issue is the moment you have to race, you know, the main selling point of the whole fucking game.
It controls nothing like CTR or, damn, even CNK. It's a complete disaster both in controls and in track design. What the fuck were they thinking?
I hope they remake CTR and Twinsanity and ignore that clusterfuck all together.

they should have made it so that you're always merged
not being merged is pointless and makes it almost impossible to win

Pretty good

Reminder that crunch was the best character to play as

we need the remake NAO

I had a lot of fun playing it when it first came out. The idea of combining cars was really cool and I remember thinking the designs were nice. A lot of the voice acting is, looking back on it, meh, but I didn't mind it when I was just having fun playing it. The cutscenes were nice. If I still had it around I'd go play it against to see how I feel about it without the cloud of nostalgia in the way. One of the things I hated the most about it was that it was one of the first games with that character change to Crunch that just made him a weird Mr.T knockoff.

great overworld

No. N.Gin was cos of his rocket launcher destroying people in 2-3 hits.

The dumb AI

bump

I think it was breddy gud.

best non crash girl

>non crash girl
But she's from a crash game

his lines were the most memorable yes.

I liked the voices they got for Crunch Bandicoot, Nina, and Dr. N. Gin.

i wouldn't consider it a crash game, more like a crossover of OCs.

thanks

no one?

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wut

Should I dump screenshots

Why would one want to fuck this. The tail is fucking gross looking.

why are you calling opossums gross

Yes

question: why does mario always go in the pipes is it cause he likes the music down there or is it so he can trump and it will make a really funny echo sound and then he can blow out the smell out and poison all the turtles at the top

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Charles Zembillas got it right the first time. Bandicoots have the same rat-like tail as opossums, but he gave Crash more of a lion tail, like Ratchet later. I don't know if it would be as simple as that for Pasadena, since her tail has more of a function, but I agree that rat tails aren't pretty.

The tails are part of the opossum's charm since they use them to hang from trees

That was my point, so it's not as easy to change it as it is with a bandicoot's tail. Personally, I think the best solution would be Pasadena shown actually using her tail to climb something.

What is this thing even from?

Crash Tag Team Racing, subpar version of CTR with shallow gameplay mostly focused on platforming rather than driving like most anons point out, the AI doesn't clash which was the whole selling point of the game.

>Crash Tag Team Racing, subpar version of CTR
That's CNK.
CTTR doesn't play like CTR. It plays like a mobile game. With the least satisfying driving mechanics in any game I've played.

Number one in BOOGIE LAND!

CTTR is okay. And is funny at times.

Dunno, he probably does it without even knowing because of his past as a plumber

Decent game. Good banter when attacking park visitors.