ITT: We make the shittiest, most fucking cancerous game to ever exist. I start

ITT: We make the shittiest, most fucking cancerous game to ever exist. I start.
>Early access zombie survival with crafting
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not logging in for 72 hours deletes your character's progression

Only way to gain new equipment is through lootboxes

Equipment gained through lootboxes has durability and will break, destroying it for good.

Origin exclusive

75% of the game's content is locked behind pre-planned DLC.

permadeath
and you drop all your possessions upon death

Twitch and Facebook integreation

Developed by Bethesda
Published by EA

The game is absolutely irredeemable in gameplay and sound design, but has good art of female characters-
oh wait

It has anime characters who only speak in Japanese.

Black player character only

...

Hunger mechanic that you have to micromanage as opposed to playing the actual game.

All text is in cursive and colored light green

Made in Japan

Nu Male composed OST

>uses fortnite's artstyle

This is the protagonist.

forced inverted controls

100 players dropped onto a map

Itt EA looks for new ideas while bethesda considers only half of the ideas presented

No it has to be Minecraft's art style

ported to every console every few years with little to no changes

c to crouch. keys cannot be remapped.

Developed by Brianna Wu, who self inserts her persona as an important character.

Original game concept by Peter Molyneux.
Phil Spencer in charge of marketing.
Tameem in charge of character design.
DICE in charge of multiplayer.
Hamburger Hepler brought in to smooth over story inconsistencies.
Josef Fares in charge of advertising in unexpected circumstances.

Didn’t resets you at the previous dungeon. All bosses are tremendously hard

Am I supposed to know those names you fucking nerd?

"player.crouch=false" in console to stand up
can not be remapped

Written by Drunkmann & Sarkeesian.

>Famous youtuber feminist is recruited to cut all offensive and abusive content

All assets and animations are stock straight from the Unity store's free section

censored by NoA

Every item in the game you cannot keep forever, even DLC items are rented
EXP is temporary and drains constantly, if you are logged out for long it drains faster
Inventory slot starts at 10 and is about 50 cents per square to keep for a week.
QTE's are standard and you can buy an expansion that automatically does it for you
Multiplayer is DLC unless you are a streamer

Last boss is a QTE.

You've run out of energy! Wait 24 hours for more FREE energy or buy EXTRA energy to continue playing RIGHT AWAY!

Black female protagonist voiced by Ashley Burch.

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Spotted the newfag

Directed by David Cage.

It's now labeled as the Dark Souls of it's genre

Paystation VR exclusive.

Visual Novel with no branching paths

90% of the community are pinoys and brazilians

the game installs malware on your device to make it function as bitcoin mining device

>mmo
>you can only buy the top tier weapons using ingame currency that could only be bought via microtransaction
>said weapons are on a timer

An interesting timer