Why did Nintendo ship Link with a fucking fish?

Why did Nintendo ship Link with a fucking fish?

What?
Do you think his tastes are fishy?

1998 Sup Forums thread?

someone make a gif of mipha getting closer to link before Pauline takes a picture of them.

literally who is that slag

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Basically this

Superior fish tbqh

do you think her pussy smells like humans?

Ash's first kiss

because Zelda got everyone killed

of course, with the miles of dick she took before settling on some sissy boy who cant stop wearing womens clothing, she definitly had to have had her fill first

wrong

That episode was weird

wait didnt misty give ash mouth to mouth once,like, in the first episode?

so, which ones best girl

you have an entire board for this

and here i am

They didn't. BOTW Link is a fag, in case you couldn't tell. And even if he weren't he'd be with Zelda.

Better question: why did they cast someone so ear rapingly terrible for the English dub?

Because fish girls are always best girls. ALWAYS.

doing everything you can
pretending you're a stra-ight man

Better question: why did they cast anyone?

Because why not

because shes fucking cute?
ever thought of that?

sauce?

woah gay

That's a lot of fish

>Mipha
>Ever having a chance with Link

Nope

Why you want the sauce? To fap to degenerate porn? Don't poison your mind with sinful thoughts please.

don't give the sauce to Save this user soul. You are took the dark path. Don't do the same to others

maybe an eel sauce, way better than soy sauce

nice manshoulders

dont make me put my fin in your ass

Sidon > Mipha

You mean best fish. And best girl.

Would you kiss a fish on it's fishy fish lips?

>gayshit.
Fuck off, Link is clearly hetero and Mipha is super exotic while remaining best girl.

I loathe that style of animation

Yes, both

Upper lips or lower lips?
Either way the answer is yes.

reminder

hwat

>Link
>hetero
>dress up as a woman
yeah no

>Player agency =/= Character.

how did they get away with this......