Check and mate

Check and mate

*drops book on your table*

BLESZINSKI

more people in that stock image than playing lawbreakers.

I'm glad these literal whos are outing themselves as being mentally retarded.

Loot boxes will save Lawbreakers

B I L L I O N D O L L A R I P

blezinga

>allowing your self-shitting kids a maximum of $20 on tickets for a single day once every 6 months.
>giving your kids an allowance and having them all shit it on loot boxes at every opportunity

Shut the fuck up, Cliff.

NONE OF THAT $60 ALL-DAY PASS BULLSHIT

>LawBreakers is not a failure!
>Meanwhile, at BS Productions

>Person who plays games: "Heh, gamers"

Wow you sure made a fool of me

he's actually right for once

he said to his 30 total players.

i'm going to guess that either that's a dave and busters, which isn't a kid's park, or they are technically games of skill because the player has an input.

Wow this really made me think

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Where have you been? Theres only 6 players left on Lawbreakers.

>carnival games are now gambling

Sorry Billy, you can't play the water shooting game because it's gambling.

Yeah Cliffy, but I didn't have to spend $40 to get into the damn kids fun park, plus $20 for a season pass on top you hack. Hows your overwatch clone going with its 3 players?

tweet it

Are these mechanical slots? If so, they are infinitely more fair and input-dependent than lootboxes and electronic slots.

tweet it

Have you been at arcades recently? Its nothing but spin the wheel for tickets machines and ports of mobile games

Smells like CliffyBS

It's not gambling if the result is that you always end up losing money.

I mean he's not wrong but he's also got a dead game

Not really. Most places like that don’t hit you up for 60 bucks for access. Furthermore the game shown is standalone and not an integral part to another game

They're completely rigged games
You can actually force it to give a jackpot if you move the lever a certain way before playing and they didn't turn off the setting

>kid's fun park
Nigger what

So what are these machines?

>kid deletes game because "hey shiny new turd wrapped in gold foil!" has him clearing his tiny HD once a week
>gets signed off for some reason, forgets password
>all digital purchases now gone forever
This is why I didn't buy anything off the eShop for my 2nd 3DS, Nintendo in particular makes it really difficult to insure your digital purchases

Then that ain't no good at all.

those kids are getting tangible physical prices they can take outside of the fun park and resell

and it will still exist when the park shuts down

The difference is that is the game.

If they release JUST lootboxes with no gameplay, then talk.

Welp thats me sold. I'll be sure to pick up Lawbreakers and a pack of ten lootboxes. I sure hope that I randomly acquire the skins that I want

>Go to Chuck E' Cheese and Local Arcade for nephew and little cousins birthday
>Initial D, fighting games, and fun games all in small corner
>Ticket machines, basketball machine, the rigged tower machine, and slots everywhere

reminder that this ugly creature is their posterchild
keep killing your game bazinga

cuck

You’re fucking lucky they have those. The Dave and Busters near has Time Crisis and that’s it. Everything else is ticket or crane machine bullshit.

I seriously regret not buying the mvc2 cabinet at the local arcade that was closing down

HURR DURR I'M SO PROGRESSIVE I THINK TWO MEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO LOVE EACH OTHER
>Says the guy actively making the video game industry worse for woman by groping under aged female characters tits

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>low hanging fruit actually a terrible analogy for child gambling
>thinks you have to buy the slot machine in order to PAY again just to play it
CliffyB is worse on twitter than Trump.

I logged in to Lawbreakers today, to see how bad it was.

10 minutes and no matches whatsoever.

>this optional physical gambling at an arcade that a child couldn't realistically travel to by themselves or pay for on their own is the exact same as this digital gambling a child is literally forced to do throughout the course of playing a video game that already cost $60 that they can pay for with their parents stolen credit card any time they want

Not a stock image. That cute chick is his girlfriend/wife

Do you have to pay $70 to get in one of those places? I don't think so

TWEET IT

>go to chuck e cheese
>machines that are actually games are totally fucked from kids and their greasy pizza hands
would have been nice to play the mario kart game with pacman. and they got rid of the nickel games and you couldn't order pitchers of beer when i finally turned 21

>lawbreakers
>mascot is a nigger
what did cliff mean by this?

>retarded false equivalence by a literal who nobody on twatter shitpost #231265361232112

kys.

Cliffy showing yet again how out of touch he is well done

But that's a dave & buster's

Man, Cliffy is such a fake nerd. He buys a boobie mouse-pad without even knowing who the girl featured is? I'm sure he could've found one with character from a game he made.
Well, the person replying to him is an idiot too. How is somebody using a boobie mouse-pad making industry worse for women?

What even is that in the pic? I’ve never seen it.

Fuck ticket machines. They killed actually fun arcade games.

>but I've already spent money on a video game
what on earth does that have to do with whether it's legally considered gambling or not? Are casinos now not gambling because they have no cost of entry?

You can literally emulate the older Mario Kart arcade games with a special build of Dolphin though.

You go to a casino to gamble
You go to a fun park to "gamble"
You don't buy a game to gamble

If I saw a mouse pad where a guys dick or pecks were the cushion the last thing I would think is sexism.

do casinos force you to gamble when you walk into them?

What is the first thing you would think?

It's a game you'd see at a Dave & Busters and such. Basically, it's a mini slot machine for tickets/points. They're often the most played due to their cheap starting price and high output, even without hitting the big numbers.

I want to fuck that mousepad

That the person is a virgin.

ATTENTION!

Cliff Hasbeenski has something important to tell to the world

What makes women No fun Allowed: The Gender ?

It's big bass wheel, basically you put money in and whatever number you get on the wheel it spits out in tickets. It's basically like a slot machine where you always win, but instead of getting money back you get funny money you can trade for useless crap at a kiosk.

Where's the rulebook that says that? There's plenty of gambling games

All you had to do was link a NNID to it

And people give their kids money for this shit?

>claw machine literally set to drop until X people lose
>but you get to move the claw so it doesn't count
Actually on that topic does it count as gambling if players are guaranteed to lose a certain number of times before they can win? Cause its not really random like actual gambling, you just have to put in coins until you reach the win threshold

Only a jew would use jew logic.

When I was in highschool, I went to a friend's birthday party that was at one of these things. Dude's mom gave us each $200 to play with on this shit. Rich people love to spend all their money to win prizes that are a quarter of what they put into these things for some reason.

What makes you say cliffyb hasn't seen Eva?

Ignore him.
>forgets password
He's clearly retarded.

Usually it's just where you go to use up the last of the credits on the card when it's time to go, once you've spent your time playing games. Sometimes you get enough tickets to get something decent.

When he got accused of being a pedo he said he didn't even know who the character was.

in some places you do have a entrance fee, and its not 70 ONCE

its 15+$ EVERYTIME you want to get in

That sounds a lot like lootboxes

literally

It's very much the same as a lootbox, just you're not forced into it like every lootbox game and it's at a physical location with way cooler stuff to waste your money on instead.

>game cheaper than Lawbreakers

Doesn't COOOOUUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTT

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I can't seem to find that tweet, OP.

That's because he caught a ton of shit and deleted it.

Don't remember those giant slot machines. Did they kill some House of The Dead cabinets to put them on their place?

How the fuck is an arcade gambling? You get a discrete value for your purchase. Not the fault of the arcade if you lack impulse control.

Are there really people so fucking dumb they think that ANYTHING that costs money and is addictive is gambling?

Who the fucks going to buy your physical mustache comb when it shuts down you idiot?

Not the retailer's business. You get a physical item valued at the price of your redemption.

>You get a physical item valued at the price of your redemption.

Yes. A shitty one no one will buy. So your argument about reselling makes no sense.

Cliff, you dropped something

Only a soyboy would make that joke. Spotted the soyboy.

This, we were so disappointed when the closest thing to a videogame the big arcade here had was 4 player packman.

>Not the fault of the arcade if you lack impulse control.
Distributing illegal drugs is illegal, even though the market is made up of people who have impulse control issues. Regulation occurs to prevent companies from preying on people. Laws exist to protect people, you dumbass.

that's fucking sad

Only a soyboy could spot another soyboy

>Doesn't know who cliffy b is
Https://how_new.ru?

what does some random white bitch have to do with lootboxes?

>Mortal Kombat/GTA era
>everyone tells people like Jack Thompson to stfu and keep the government out of video games

>fast forward to now
>Everyone is a Jack Thompson and wants the government to regulate video games