How is this a Key"""Blade"""? This is a fucking blunt weapon. The equivalent of a pole on top of a handle

How is this a Key"""Blade"""? This is a fucking blunt weapon. The equivalent of a pole on top of a handle.

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When you swing it it creates a blade of light along the shaft.

don't argue kingdom hearts logic

It cuts thwough thu darwkness

Why does it sound like a pole then when you hit a wall in-game

>It kills shit
Who gives a fuck what it's called.

Because it's won't look cool if you named it Key''''''pole''''''

having an actual blade is reserved only for the strongest of keyblades

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It is what it is, I hate these dumb arguments over technicalities.

>how many limbs does a dragon have?

1) go on deviantart
2) search "keyblade", click onto a random page
3) post results

See, now these are blades. They have a sharp edge.

This is a fucking pole. If you swing this against someones head, it's not going to cut it off. It will knock them the fuck out.

Pumpkin Head best keyblade. Fite me.

>X-blade
>Logically should be cross blade if anything

>It's pronounced Chi Blade

They just play by their own set of rules don't they

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DA KEY MAKE DA HEARTS CREATE DOOR TO WORLD AND DERE IS MICKY AND GOFY AND DONALD AND ANIME CHARACTYERS ATHAT LOOK LIKE EVEYRINHG ELSE IVE EVERT MAYDE

chi (pronounced kai) is a greek symbol used in mathematics

How do I hold it?

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Is grinding for this thing worth it?

The thing that's always bugged me is that ridiculously stupid handle/guard.

You can't even hold the thing in line with your arm, you have to contort your wrist around it just to hold the thing, there's no way you could actually use it effectively. It's just stupid beyond belief.

normal form: both hands
limit form: one hand
ultima form: it floats around you

It only works on darkness.

What if the Keyblade is just the Dream Sword with a keychain on it to change it's appearance?

magic ain't gotta explain shit

Is that artbook ever gonna get a US release?

>A key is a device that is used to operate a lock (such as to lock or unlock it). A typical key is a small piece of metal consisting of two parts: the blade, which slides into the keyway of the lock and distinguishes between different keys, and the bow, which is left protruding so that torque can be applied by the user.

Isn't the whole joke that you can transform the leyblade into an actual functioning weapon, but the whole cast just didn't know this and have been using it wrong the entire time.

You know this is a game for children right?

none of those are functional weapons

to be fair, kingdom hearts asspulled with that. just like how in the first game everyone said that the keyblade is special and only chosen by one person. then later on they say "lol everyone has a keyblade now"

for

the plot and themes are for a mature audience
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Deepest lore

>strongest

They were trained wrong, as a joke

Gay (pronounced faggot) is a symbol used in the bars you frequent, nerd

it just works

Keybat just doesn't sound as nice

these arent even keys anymore

Gets the job done at least.

call it polarblade then. it's the polar opposite of a blade and darkness

How do you use a keyblade the "right way" like yen sid says?

something something darkness
something something kingdom hearts
something something light

By the grip, stupid

Wouldn't it break my wrists?

Why are Americans always so fucking retarded?

OBSESSED

Not if you use your final limit form.

most of those aren't that bad but jesus that persona 4 one is awful

no, no, kingdom hearts is made by the japanese

That Ben 10 keyblade is hilarious but it would be cool if you could use it to transform like ben does and the blade changes with each form.

grab it by the chain and swing it around like a flail

Swords mostly had brute edge and meant to pierce or bludgeon.

Thank god.

Depends what you mean by "worth it", it's the game's ultimate weapon that you have no real reason to have and is just something to do after you beat the game.

the blade is metaphorical

Kingdom Hearts is light, I ain't gotta explain shit

What I want to know is why does it have a keychain of Mickey mouse? I thought keyblades were supposed to be based on the user's heart of something. Are they saying that Sora is actually Mickey?

>decisive pumpkin
>design is anything but decisive

You could ask that about the sword,staff and shield sora chooses as well

It turns almost every enemy (including Kurt Zisa) into a joke, but the process takes at least 15 hours. So no, probably not.

Because that's the default shape of a keyblade. Kingdom key is the default shape a key has when it's not affected by its owners heart.

The keyblade Sora has originally belonged to Riku, but because Riku in kh1 fell to the darkness his keyblade went to Sora who had a lot of light in his heart. His heart has not given it a shape yet, maybe because he is not ready yet or maybe because it has not acknowledged him as its true master yet. He isn't a keyblade master yet after all since he failed.

Riku obtained a new keyblade and it was immediately shaped by his heart. Way to Dawn is the result.

how in the flying fuck would that thing pierce anything

According to that phone game, the one who created the two kingdom keys was the grandaster of both light and darkness, and the petson who created the concept keyblade, Miceah Mus mickey's ancestor.
Because his heart was perfectly attuned to both light and darkness he spawned two keyblades the two kingdom keys.
On his deathbed he made sure that his two powerful keyblades that were his keys of light and darkness would not fall in the wrong hands.
He made kingdom key D a family heirloom that eventually got lost over the coarse of time in the realm of darkness and he put a spell on the regular Kingdom key that it would choose the person who has the strongest heart of all in a time of need.

I think that sentient armor figured everything out all by itself.

>This is a fucking blunt weapon.

Keep in mind he's not too far away from a keyblade master

That's not x Unchained tho
also something something stream it

Well he has been doing nothing, but hang around in a wasteland in buttfuck nowhere for over a decade.
I bet after a while he got bored and just fucked around with his keyblade.

So Sora hasn't still summoned his own keyblade?

Why does the worst boy get the best keyblade? It best achieves the concept of a hybrid between key and blade. It even has the coolest name.

No when he dual wields he uses his own keyblade.
Sora has in total 3 keyblades he can potentially use, his own keyblade, ven's keyblade and the kingdom key.
This explains why roxas can dual wield when facing off against sora.
Also the kingdom key is his keyblade as well, but it just gets passed down to someone else once he is gone and there is a crisis again.

Dude it's a game for kids... Stop shitting on kingdom hearts like seriously this game is literally meant for 9 year olds

XXI is where the tarot ends. Did P4 pull some bullshit with a 'universe' arcana at 22? I thought that was P3.

So Sora's is Oathkeeper?

Explain Critical mode.

9 year old turns 10 eventually then get gud

only on Sup Forums you can spout such bullshit

Yeah

It’s made of pure magic. Doesn’t do physical damage

Ah you got me user.

I'll just drop this here.

The damage doesn't come from the blunt object, it literally cuts on a spiritual level because all the lore in this shit ass game is abstract.

the fool is either 0 or XXII

They were specifically referencing the Kingdom Key. At least, that’s what the retcon goes back to say

>not using the 'murikey

The way it’s supposed to be held

The AC one is nice but fuck I can't imagine heartless invading that world and anyone using them not being seen as demonic.
Kinda shits on how the templars and assassins but seem to have good ideas at first glance.

Technically the web slinger keyblade could be Canon. Disney owns marvel.

The absolute worst thing about the X-Blade to me is the backwards lore that it is supposedly the forerunner to all keyblades, yet it coincidentally looks like two kingdom keys glued together when the kingdom key was invented second. You would expect the X-Blade to only vaguely resemble the profile of the Kingdom Key, not literally be two of them glued together.

>Whip
>Cannon
>Bow
>Staff/Spear
>Greatsword
>Vehicle

Seems functional to me.

Master Eraqus has best keyblade.

Don't forget the gauntlet. That was always my favorite move of his. Imagine if Bloodborne had weapon transformations like Lingering Will.

>a greek symbol used in mathematics
it's literally just a letter

user it's the other way around. The kingdom keys were made in the image of the x-blade

That's what I said, though.

Weak shit looks like it'll bend if you try to swing it around

Teeth cut in to slice.
Magic.

And let's not forget Sora, who currently has

>Bowguns
>Cannon
>Shield
>Chariot
>Hammer
>Drill
>Batclaw