IIT we write the liberal Hollywood Witcher script for Netflix

>Scene opens with Triss Merigold roaming the streets Novigrad to toothless shop owners yelling to her "hey sweet lips, why don't you come here and give me a taste"
>She turns to them and says "no" and they cower in fear at her staunch and piercing stare
>She continues and passes by a Novigrad Soldier kicking dirt on a haggard looking black child
>She stops, looks at the child, and back to two proud but scared parents holding eachother begging for him to stop and saying that whatever he thinks the child did, the child didn't do it
>Triss approaches the soldier and says...

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>name jeff
>His eyes widen at the abrupt statement. Just who in the eternal flame is Jeff?

>the end

why is Sup Forums humour so obvious. At least make this thread interesting.

>Don't talk such rot.

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>witcher is a gay tranny who marries a dog
>the end

>Ciri is a mixed race/black woman with an afro
>Emhyr var Emreis is (somehow) an old white guy with blue eyes
>Nilfgaard is overtly shown as exclusively white, racist and white supremacist, with Emreis making numerous not-so-subtle Hitler speeches
>Geralt (played by Idris Elba) goes out of his way to murder Nilfgaardians and beat up racist villagers
>Directed by JJ Abrams

will geralt be a nigger or a girl?

not video games

I get it, you've made it all progressive and stuff.

lmfao why did I laugh so hard

a tranny

> Looks guilty to me hurry up and kill the niglet.

The woman who co-produced The Defenders and Daredevil has been put in charge as showrunner for The Witcher. Is this good or bad?

But The Witcher is already liberal. You'd have known if you bothered to watch at the very least the opening cutscene of the most mainstream game in the series.
Also Sup Forums should stay on Sup Forums, and this is coming from a hardcore conservative™.

If we're lucky, they have to abide by the set lore in the books and not given the liberty to fuck it up like the dark tower was fucked.

From left to right: Cahir aep Caellach, Dandelion, and Milva

Guarantee you Dandelion will be black

>But The Witcher is already liberal.

How?

because the witcher gang is full of in universe minorities?
because the writer is a massive liberal in Poland?

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*tips fedora*

back to /r/the_donald

Geralt is a staunch centrist. It's a moderate game

I thought you guys were "alpha". At least have the balls to say where you got all your opinions from, faggot.

>whining about SJW's is Sup Forums only now
>when years ago "fuck Kotaku" threads were a daily occurrence.

Gamergate was a fucking mistake.

Gonna go ahead and guess you didn't read my image if you're lumping it in with the rest.

I was excited to buy this the day it came out. It is the only movie I've ever bought. I'm 28.

It was the funniest bad movie I had ever seen on the SyFy channel, and most movies I saw on the SyFy channel were just bad bad. Like Frankenfish or Devil Island.

Yeah, I'm illiterate. My bad.

>Geralt dresses up like a cute anthro unicorn
>confesses to yen that this is his true self
>Zoltan tries to mock him, but Radovid himself shows up and has him and all other dwarves put away for otherkin shaming

>Geraltina walks out of a tavern. Zir flawless ebony skin glowing in the morning sun. Ze was running low on hormone tonics and was preparing to venture out into the wilderness to find the right ingredients to prepare more

Do everything exactly the same but make Geralt black. Suddenly, him going around fucking all the women and telling people they're wrong is a bad thing.

In the mid to late 00's syfy channel had all kinds of terrible things that ended up not being so terrible. My favorite was the one with Zoe Deschanel, wizard of oz remake I think.

Hi Sup Forums

I found this hilarious turd that I saw on the SyFy channel in like '07 after years of only remembering it as "The movie where some drunk white kids beat an Arab kid to death because of the 'No Blood For Oil' sticker on his car"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stir_of_Echoes:_The_Homecoming

>Geralt (played by Idris Elba)
I'm ok with this.

>the heroes will be over the top good
>the villains will be over the top evil
>everything will be hamfisted
>quips gallore
>black elves will be a direct reference to black lives matters
>radovid will be replaced by a trump like figure and make trump references
>geralt will engage his childhood witcher mates in sexual intercourse.

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Man this is fucking sad, someone told me Sup Forums (as well other popular boards) are under siege by usa liberal shills, obviously i thought it was conspiracional theories but this trend started this year where Sup Forums gets bashed randomly on every thread ever by at least one poster, and everytime you make an objective statement that strays away from the pink moustached path of the force, you get labeled Sup Forums

Like i am a brazilian liberal, black/turkish etnicity yet i get called pol every time my posts do the following:
>mock usa liberals and their agendas
>resist/disbelieve usa liberal media and their ideologies
>bash any race/religion/culture other than white

This place is DEFFINATELLY under heavy shilling, dems sure put that money into good use, i just wonder if these incompetent tards actually believe that if they bash Sup Forums enough, people will start liking headchoppers and ghetto culture.

This shilling is even more evident when you keep contact with old Sup Forums members on private channels/sites that only oldfags go to.

Theres never a " back to >>>/pel/" poster.

>i am a brazilian
shut up

>xenophobia is ok when its to defend liberal ideologies

oh the amerimutt libtard and his eternal slippery slope, oh wait racism is wrong but now its ok but now its wrong but now its ok again oh my can some article tell me what to think of this

>Geralt will engage with his child witcher apprentices in sexual intercourse
Fixed that for you.
Get with the times, this is the left we are talking about. Maybe follow one of their big points?

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I don't get it, is the word ''mates'' offensive?

One of the new sjw fronts is pedophile rights

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Join Geralt, Champion of the poor and downtrodden of Vezima, as he battles the white, racist Order of the Flaming Rose.

Geralt is known for his quick wit and his dazzling smile.

Nice ponyfag defense. I was convinced it was a retooled Sup Forums shitpost in the OP though

Being named like a jew stings huh?