I just prepurchased this bad boy on Steam. What am I in for when it comes out on Tuesday?

I just prepurchased this bad boy on Steam. What am I in for when it comes out on Tuesday?

Like 70 hours of obscure mythology jokes.

in for 30 fps

Can you give me a quick rundown?

mute button

I played it high as shit when it came out, not really.

gorgeous art style, 10/10 soundtrack, some 20 or so hours of fun. easily the best game I've played in my life
sadly, it's locked at 30 fps

Which control method sounds best for the pc version, controller sounds better for movement and combat but doing brush techniques with a mouse sounds interesting.

Play the damn game when it comes out on Tuesday and you'll know. Sage.

controller, you don't use the brush techniques as much and you don't have to draw them perfectly to make them work

Hey you can sage it up my ass

The opening cutscene to go on for 12 thousand years. It's MGS levels of long. Followed by so many tutorials you'll want to kill yourself.
Push through that though, it's worth it.

Legit kino.
It's really really long though.

A pretty long tutorial and some annoying "voice" acting, most cutscenes and dialogue is short so is not really that bad. Great game overall.

Opening cutscene is only 17 minutes, not literally hours like MGS.

How cucked is this game? Is it for furfags?

Dodgy paint controls in 30 fps. Banjo Kazooie voices but more annoying. Fighting the same boss 3 times, and a slow story that drags and is all over the place. It's a poor man's Zelda.
By the way Rao is actually dead the whole time and the one you're talking to is evil.

fuck off, don't play it

One of the most overrated video games in history.

Fair enough, I played the Wii version and drawing some of the techniques with a joystick sounds like a pain in the ass (though circles are probably easier to draw).

Overrated is one of the dumbest buzzwords in history

I mean, it stars an animal. So yes.

But it has human ass and cleavage.

Explore nippon as god doggo with tiny cricket friend, help people believe in you, awesome characters, banjo kazooie speak that people hate for some reason but i think it's cool.
Oh and when you think the game is ending remember that it actually isn't.

This game is better than all 3D Zelda titles. How did they pull it off so well Sup Forums?

is the game as comfy as it looks?

Yes.

hell yeah.
Be prepared to put this on your top 10 games you've played in your lifetime list.

More so desu.

>Bad boy
>Not a good girl

my cock is sooooo fucking hard

Multiple endings in a single playthrough

It's a good thing you prepurchased. You wouldn't want Steam to run out.