Get invaded in dark souls 3

>Get invaded in dark souls 3
>Its a tryhard faggot with a straight sword and a parry shield with an offhand dagger and hornet ring

>not minmaxing

Not dual wielding two shields to counter his countering

I minmax with cheatengine, but that triggers nu-Sup Forums even harder.

>inb4 100+ posts about invaders needing a cheesy build because of muh ganks

It's nu-Sup Forums to play the game and work at getting your build? Golly.

Just play pyro, you will be able to beat literally any other build in the game.

play offline
no problem

Pretty much resorted to ultra weapons when it's someone just like this when they're parry fishing
the bad thing about ultra weapons is if they have even half of their brain they will not get hit at all unless they, on purpose, trade a hit.

>parry spams against your two handed UGS
Heh, nothin' personnel k-

>get invaded in das3
>i'm doing some retarded shit like bow-only run
>it's some fag cheesing his dickhole off with preserverence or vordt's
>has twice the estus I have but I don't summon because >implying
>he eventually has to whip out a backup weapon and kill me
>points down
that was the last time I touched the game I think. Bow-only turned out to not be very fun, like most das3 builds.

Dark Souls online community is the most autistic agglomeration of manchildren I've ever seen. I'm almost ashamed of saying I liked Dark Souls 1 because of you faggots.

I also found bow only to be fairly disappointing in pve. In pvp I had a good amount of fun with shortbows and that was the only build I used flynn's ring on.
What's with invaders all using Vordt's anyway? Who the fuck cares if it three shots you, it's still a bad weapon and I can three shot anyone with dark hand at low levels.

It's one of the best anti-gank weapons you can get at a low level

More like a crutch that only works against braindead imbeciles. I suppose it works well with high latency though because then you can get in hits you shouldn't be able to.

I do that. It's almost necessary in Dark Souls 3. Because blues are almost instant, two blues instantly isn't odd. Several phantoms and a host isn't odd. All Phantoms being overleveled with a seemingly infinite mana pool isn't odd.

That being said;
>getting parried
It's so fucking easy to punish parrying if you know what you're doing.

If I can parry you, I would have beaten you anyway.

if you want something actually fun to do in das3, go farm for stone greatshield from the dragons in farron and do a shield-only run. PvE it's alright, certainly better than bow-only, but most invaders don't have the equipment to deal with your shit. The WA on the shield is god-tier.

>get invaded
>open CE
>reassign his team to Co-Op
>he's now a white spirit
>jumps off a cliff

invading is the most boring thing in DS

I have a Dragonslayer Armour cosplay character and I can't say I find the greatshield all that useful. Is this one better?

if you 2hand it and use bashes, yea. You will take a while to kill anything, and large mobs of enemies will be a pain, but you will pretty much never take damage as long as you have stamina. The blockframes on your WA, r1, and even r2, are so good. Jumping attack does good damage similar to a real weapon so it can be used to kill shit quickly. Was actually one of my favorite runs of das3's boring as fuck pve.

>made a crucifix of the mad king think build at sl 15
>not overpowered damage, don't use dark blade
>mostly just use the weapon art alot
>its not something new players really understand but can be intimidating as fuck because of the weird noises it makes
>sometimes kill myself with that dark ball and the host looks around confused

I love this weapon so much

Post the build

>Refined Astora GS build
>Stack armor, health, and stamina
>Pale Pine Resin
>Wait for them to engage then trade for 1000+ damage while taking barely any in return
Shockingly, all those dodge attack and L2 spamming metawhores were really fucking bad at the game
So many people tried to parry as well, granted this was only a month after release.

I really like the Sacred Bloom Shield.

lol dark hand is a crutch too i'ma dab on you later

I'm phoneposting so I dont have a link or anything. But its basically

>cleric starting class
>dont level dex
>13 str + knights ring
>14 faith + priestess ring
>prisoners chain and ring of fap +3
>invade undead settlement and crucifixion woods with a +1 crucifix of the madman
>have fun

Thats it. You get two spell slots as a cleric and you can equip dark blade if you want but i dont think its necessary. The only twinky thing about this build is the weapon and rings

*invades your world*

Oh yeah and you need to put 3 points into int for the crucifix so you're at 10

>*parries you on reaction*