Admit it, Sup Forums. You put up with an autistic edge lord because it was a pretty girl

admit it, Sup Forums. You put up with an autistic edge lord because it was a pretty girl

Okay I admit it.

Now what?

Morrigan's outfit is uniroincally amazing.

Yes and she's literally best wife.

I also wanted to lick her armpits

Not only that, but I went out of my way to kill her mother just so she'd have sex with me

>morrigan liara and cara
How does Bioware always make such a great girl?

I was just hoping for some hatefuck action. On one hand, it wasn't really worth the trouble, she is too annoying about relationships. On other hand, none of the other options are really interesting so I ended up picking up her because I was bored.

Actually no I didn't. I told her to fuck off on my first playthrough when she wanted me to do the God baby shit. Always thought she was a massive unlikable cunt.

I never got why fags post new Morrigan when Origins witch was the best version.

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Because she's one of the only decently modeled females Bioware has made in years?

origins morrigan looks like she's 70. Inquisition Morrigan is literally the only good thing about that game aside from the ability effects

I do it all the time irl.

>all these pathetic virgins

Especially this guy

>mfw I played for >100 hours before realizing the coins that sat above her tits were actually supposed to be pearls

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Okay. And? What's the point of this discussion?

yeah, that's about right
but honestly, DAI mommy morrigan is the fucking bee's knees, she's perfect, more calm and more nice but hasn't lost the bitch attitude

i would honestly unironically raise her son if it meant i could marry her and be her loving husband

I decied to replay this with some mods I was having a good time but then that thing happens, you know that thing where you stop playing for a night and never play again, the drive is gone you feel me

No shit, hot girls can get away with anything.

i had a friend of mine in vanilla wow that played a female rogue with his own guild of autistic worshippers. when i started playing the game i asked him what all these faggots were doing around him and he told me he had a neet harem of men giving him free shit. i really lost respect for him that day. imagine owning your own gay cyber harem where you larp as a slut. pretty pathetic on all sides.

All the females look the same aside from the face, I brought her along because I liked her banter and mages wreck shit in that game.

Dragon Age: Origins was so fucking boring, the story and setting were extremely lazy. Mass Effect had interesting elements here and there, DA:O felt like they just regurgitated fantasy cliches left and right and called it a day.

>pearls
Wait, what? Holy fucking shit you're right.

Isn't it sad? Morrigan is obviously the better one but Sup Forums waifus Yennefer von Vomitberg. Morrigan was born beautiful while Yucknefer had to glamour her hunchback.

>All those retards trying to kill you throughout the game because "only two wardens lel"
>people start killing themselves seeing you in awakening

Show me the game you made mr master designer.

I made 洞窟物語

>if you can't do it you can't criticize
You're a retard. I can tell it's shit.

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>tfw no goth gf

Criticize it all you want, just know you have a layman's opinion equivielent to a youtube cesspool of comments

Morrigan was good, but I think she would've been better if her tits were bigger and she had a noticeable rustic accent considering she's a fucking bog bitch.

As opposed to a non-layman's view of video games? Who has an opinion on games that you do respect?

you don't even have an argument, it's possible to understand things even if you don't make them, don't criticize a president because you haven't been one! That's how stupid you are.

Your opinion on any art is irrelevant if you've never created that sort of art. You're just another uneducated bumpkin desperate for his opinion to matter

Her character felt like it was two different people. She was usually this arrogant edgelord, but immediately starts acting demure and sensitive in the quest with her mother because she's scared. It only really fits if you remember she's supposed to be a teenager.

Yeah, I thought she acted way too cultured for having lived with her crazy witch mom in the swamp forever.

I genuinely liked to pick on Alistair so no.

At least that crappy game did something right.

Yet you're an expert on critique? Please show me your critique column/blog/video essay youtube channel/etc.

Triss > Morrigan > Yennefer

>It only really fits if you remember she's supposed to be a teenager.

I doubt they would've made a romanceable character a 15-18 year old girl, no matter how much of a slut she may be.

Morrigan is just a discount Viconia.

>edgelord goth chick who suddenly becomes demure and submissive when she get's scared
>a bad thing
Get the FUCK out. That's basically the hottest thing ever you fucking faggot.

Where does he say that's a bad thing? He's merely pointing out a potential inconsistency in the character's portrayal which is rectified by reminding the audience that Morrigan is supposed to be a teenage girl.

you know now that you said it, i would like that too

Critique isn't an art form you chimp

Viconia is way more of an evil bitch though.
As in, Morrigan is just one of those "survival of the fittest" people, Viconia is evil evil.

Holy shit that character model ia terrible. I can't beloeve I thought this game looked good, I mean look at ger pearls, they look fucking drawn on.

If you think that you need to be a great artist in order to appreciate art then you fundamentally misunderstand the arts in every possible sense.

Morrigan is very much an edgy teenager who is canonically wrong about a lot of things, her evil is the petty sort of narrow world-view evil while Viconia is genuinely a horrible person.

>Viconia is genuinely a horrible person.
Well, she was raised horribly, but considering why she had to fuck off from the Underdark she could be a very decent person, had she been not raised in a society of sociopaths.

She's not wrong.