Why haven't you pre-ordered the Ataribox?

Why haven't you pre-ordered the Ataribox?

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Wasn't it like $200+?

There are many reasons, like Atari being victim to so many hostile takeovers, it's nothing like it's former self and has pretty much released nothing but mediocre at best games, and utter shit, and probably the biggest red flag
>Indie gogo
It's going to be a disaster

Name 3 games that are coming to it.

Does it have Zelda or Uncharted or Gears
what's the deal? why would I buy it?

tfw no chest hair bf

It's an Ouya

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Because no atari thread is complete without it

because Atari are scumbags who downgrade their own games to sell consoles

Because I still don't know what it's supposed to be.

Is it supposed to be an Ouya with Atari branding?

>No specs
>No actual footage of the thing in action
>No announced games
>Banking on the whole "We're totally the same atari who totally invented video games" bullshit
>On that crowdfunding site where you don't need a prototype in order to be on there
Remember the whole "gaming watch" bullshit that was pretty much just going to be a micro usb drive on your wrist that Atari proudly put their name on and flaunted everywhere? This shit isn't going to be any better.
Won't even be that, at least the Ouya delivered and did it's function. It was pure shit and there was no legitimate reason to get one by the time it came out, but I'd argue it at least released and did indie games. What the hell do you think the Ataribox is going to do? We've gotten nothing on the specs or anything past a dumb 3D render with comments disabled.

>playing video games
You have to be 18 or older to post here

This is the funniest astroturphing I've seen in a while

Because the preorders aren't live yet

>post yfw it flops because 99 percent of modern consumers dont give a shit about Atari

>Atari coming to taint Linux gaming
BEGONE DEMON. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT.

I was interested in it, but the price point being too high for an emulation box combined with it being on Indiegogo made me wary of it.

>Linux gaming
lol

Because its going to be Oya 2.0 Pricier Edition

>Implying linux needs anything to taint it

>buying garbage consoles because of memes
a fool and his money

>image literally reversed

post rares

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t. brainlet

Let them post, I want to see if some dumb ass actually buy it and comes and makes a thread crying about being "memed on"

I'm not ordering shit until I see some specs or some exclusives.

Of all the great music from the 70s, he had to choose THAT song?

bringing back the funk! JIVE TURKEYS SWERVE!
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>70's wojak

this is actually kinda funny.

keep up the good work

Because you can't until the 14th.
Also it's an android box, or even worse, a raspberry pi in a shell.

Because it sounds like the Ouya all over again

Groovyposting is pretty good though

Ouya at least gave birth to towerfall

Oh we will! Groovyposting is here to stay, blood!

>Because it sounds like the Ouya all over again
DELET!! SHE MIGHT HEAR YOU!!

I'm here for the funk music.

>Not shipping those two
>Not giving Ouya-chan a happy ending after her eons of torment

anons made those the very moment the console was announced

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I have zero nostalgia for the name "Atari".

The games a far too abstract for even the snobbiest of art critics and near-uncontrollable 90% of the time... and I can't imagine those games squelching out those horrific noises through my sound system. If it's more than a simple emulator I don't think it'll offer anything better than the Ouya or one of those Chinese/Brazilian android consoles.

i know, I was here. Haha
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Groovyposting is so absurd, I love it.

The people in charge of this have some of the worst marketing I've ever seen

We don't know any games
We don't know the specs
We don't know the price
We don't know the release date
We haven't even seen the fucking thing in action
We don't even fully know what the fuck is it.

Where did you learned ro fly?

It triggers autists hard, brings back some fine club music, and if I'm going to be real, wojak NEEDED a ginger fro. Afrojak is perfect.
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>The Ouya delivered
>Controller's buttons stick on the first day, literally worse than tiger electronics
>Forced you to input credit card information on start-up

Everyone old enough to have fond memories of the atari is almost in a nursing home, noone is gonna buy this.

>30 years old is nursing home age
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>posting the ripoff of groovyposting.webm

You also can't cancel a pledge on Indiegogo once you make it.

I had to fight for two years to get my money back from a scam, and I still lost like $150 in bullshit fees.

I am 25 and own a computer

I hear you, brother.

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>1977 was 40 years ago
>everyone who was 10 in 1977 is now 50

damn that's just sad

Anons claim that atari lasted up to 1980's something
I am from taco country and I remmeber very well that my parents got me an atari 2600 brand new from a store, and I am 31 years old.

the shilling in coming in thick and fast

fucking savage