I'm sorry Sup Forums i'm fucking sorry

I'm sorry Sup Forums i'm fucking sorry.

S'cool

sorry for what?

I know I'm just playing into your ebin screencap narrative, but... what did you do?

me too
im sorry D

I'm not.

What are you sorry for, user?

It's ok user. I forgive you.

>get knock on the door
>mom calls me downstairs
>i trip over my switch
>land on my grandpa
>he dies instantly

why would you buy skyrim?

...

That article can't be fucking real.

Whatever happened to we don't forget we don't forgive.

our daddies taught us to not be ashamed of our shitposts

I regret having laughed at this.

That article turns me on. It's like the perfect setup to some porn.

im telling the police Nintendo killed your grandpa

Damn, Jezebel, you've hit a new low.

you gotta sue nintendo for what they did to you dude

Jaime's father isn't Charles, is he?

Did you just rip off that kid that stepped on his small dog's skull when a UPS guy showed up at his door?

Fake and fucking hilarious.

same guy actually

>Did you just rip off that kid that stepped on his small dog's skull when a UPS guy showed up at his door?
Half of me doesn't want to know and the other half is morbidly curious.

>grandpa is sick with Alzheimer's
>having an episode
>mom asks me to switch to his other pills
>switch to his other
>switch
>run upstairs
>grandpa is mumbling to himself and staring at a wall
>hurl switch at the side of his head as hard as possible
>bounces off his skull with an audible crack
>grandpa doesn't have Alzheimer's any more
>grandpa and I's faces when

Nintenbros if you ask me.

Bald people should be sorry.

>This file

It's ok, stop crying. Take this 5. I'm here for you no matter what.

>same wojack thread formula over and over
>the same replies

Cant you do this someplace else?

have to admit whoever made this put some actual effort into it