Do your parents play videogames at all? have they ever?

do your parents play videogames at all? have they ever?

Cameron Dee. Also shes like 28 or something so not a milf

Why do people want to fuck their mother?

28-year-olds can't have kids? What kind of stupidity is that?

m-mommy

i miss sophie dee

Not mature/mommy material yet. Needs at least another 7 years

MOMMY.

Shut the f*ck up.

Dude I know someone who's 22 with two kids in a traditional marriage. You're retarded.

make me.

Another 7 years to have kids? Are you a fucking idiot?

same reason women wants to fuck their father

and ill admit a girl with a daddy fetish makes me pretty horny if you catch my drift

How young are you OP? My dad hasn't even touched Pong.

>that granny-faced fake blonde is younger than i am

Nothing traditional about divorce material.

i don't

i wanna fuck yours

BRAP

My dad hates video games

My dad built my first gaming pc for me, let me play duke 3d growing up, and had a full flight sim set up- believe he used it to get certified or something.

Had chronic hematoma in his head five years ago- miraculously survived but now he can't enjoy video games anymore. He's tried, but he says he just has no desire to even pick them up anymore.

Sometimes I like to have a lie down in the road. And when the authorities come, I pretend they're my friends. Coming to help me.

>Divorce material
Yeah she was a virgin before they got married. Try again.

My dad pulls all nighter sometimes on Diablo 3.
It's the only game that his parkinson allows him to play still plus he is big on loot hoarding games like that.

MILF just means sexy older women in practicality, nothing to do with kids.

Exactly my point.

I want to slap her thighs

What does the M in MILF stand for?

>and ill admit a girl with a daddy fetish makes me pretty horny if you catch my drift
What did he mean by this?

My dad plays EA sports games, and that's pretty much it. For some reason though, he tried out Resi4 on the Wii, and loved it. Beat it at least a hundred times, for awhile one of his favorite things to do after work was speedrun through it. Also picked up Resi5 for the PS move, beat that quite a few times but got annoyed that Sheva was such a "dumb cunt." He was super disappointed Resi6 had no motion controls.

The only game my parents have ever played is pac man and some exercise game for the kinect.

No it doesn't retard. Stop bastardizing the acronym.

user wants to fuck your dad.

Yes, in 1993 or something like that I played one single match 1v1 at Golden Axe for DOS with my mother.
That's it.

Sorry about your dad.

Satania wants to fuck her brother.

Not my point, the origin may be from people wanting to fuck their friends hot moms but people into MILF's are going to be more into a childless 35 year old then a 20 year old with a kid.

Those muffins are clearly store bought

Mother I like to fuck.

Mother means kids

I blame user-made porn categorization. Those people are fucking idiots. "MILF" just means "anyone over 25," "teen" means "anyone under 40," "amateur" just means "starring a less recognizable professional porn actress," and "incest" just means "both people in this video are white."

its milf not kilf you degenerate

Then they're not into MILFs, are they, you fucking retard?

my mum's one of the highest ranked gears of war horde players, amusingly enough

...

You are retarded

Yes, but not anymore. My dad used to play vidya 20-15 years ago. I remember sitting on his lap and watching him fail bad and bottomscore in Quake 3 Arena.

Underrated.

>but people into MILF's are going to be more into a childless 35 year old
so a Christmas cake?

Thats not what I-...

Ugh well played I guess

Do you think anyone ate them?

They clearly just bought a 4 pack. I wonder whose job that is?

>"hey man, we need you to run to shoprite and pick up some muffins for this porno."

>"what kind?"

>"I don't know, just grab whatever."

I really genuinely hope whoever had to drive to then walk through a grocery store for this got to eat those muffins.

>Exactly my point
You know women who are virgins who get married divorce rates are basically non existent in traditional marriages right?

My dad used to obsess over Turok and Diddy Kong Racing on the N64 and Donkey Konga when it came out. My mom on the other hand used to play a lot of Animal Crossing.

They're probably just from the craft services table.

I definitely would