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>not facing Death off with a match of chess
fake and gay

He plays MMOs. He'd lose pretty much instantly.

he looks like a healthy young lad. why is he dying?

34hr play session with no breaks could do it. Happens in Asian PC cafes all the time.

That is quite possibly the lamest way to die possible

The creator should feel ashamed and should be shamed for making something this lame

He drank too much gamer fuel

embolism

Death is strictly a Go man.

Didn't drink his sips

and then the server restarted for routine maintenance, logging his character out forever.

>>not facing Death off with a match of battleship

Broken heart

>logged out due to inactivity: inactive for 30 minutes

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>Just afk
>MMO's have autologout functions.
>Credit card paying for game will eventually expire

He'll be "dead" soon

>symmetra

im ashamed this took me as long as it did

it is really poorly formatted

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i don't get it

>Castercuck
>Not challenging death to a nude greek wrestling match.
Typical

haha

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But he's right?

That's the joke

I unironically like this one.

symmetra has autism you goober.

He didn't BUY MY GAME

I don't get the Synmetra one.

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Her name is Symmetra

Symmetra

But what would you do if you had a perfect clone of Hitler that was shrunk down to a mini size?

Symmetra has autism

Stage 4 brain tumor.

What happens when a yandere boy and a yandere girl date each other?

why did my brain shout "SHOVE IT UP MY ASS" as soon as I read this?

Some dude with a sword is running up to his AFK dude. He's just about to get PKed

They have a Kuudere child

Wouldn't that be OCD though?

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The perspective is kinda wonky so the guy could be running toward the back, or the front.

LOL

Symmetra is supposedly autistic.

I think people get it from the comic about her where a statement is being made about her being on the spectrum.

That combined with the fact that none of her in-game pre-round lines interact with other characters. (Tracer/Widow, Zenyatta/Genji, Reaper/Ana, etc.)

They are really only statements made to herself.


This might have changed though. I stopped playing.

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user DIDN'T COVER UP A NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I need source

so, he died of being a NEET?

then he literally gets off his ass and focuses on rewriting reality so he can fuck his shota trap grandson again
good end

>aww yeah sauce foun-
>these tags

Nigga.

>we league'd their legends

You really don't.
Trust me.

OCD would be if she had to build/demolish/rebuild the same teleporter 14 times in a row because if she didn't then something would be wrong with it and anyone who went through it it would come out wrong and they'd die.

autism is strict adherence to specific patterns because they lack the ability to abstractly think - move a chair in the living room, and it's not the living room any more because the living room has a chair that goes HERE not THERE.

Casual

>yandere means the GF is a serial killer

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Haha

That isn't true, both of those sound like ocd more than autism you little pussyfucker

>ash will lay pikachu before he lays a pokegirl

part 2 or 3 idk

LOL

heres a 3rd

Boner why

Holy shit, PVP didn't end like fifteen years ago? The art actually looks worse.

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After fapping to this over and over for years it kind of felt like vanilla shit. After switching to actual vanilla I ended up cumming loads and loads. The cycle never ends.

This is a joke about Resident Evil 3

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Mine did too
What the fuck is wrong with us?

Sauce ?

that scraggy has seen some shit

sauce me.

I looked at the image before reading your explanation. Was confused. Then I laughed

I want that mug

LOL

Deep vein thrombosis, obviously.

This is pretty good.