What's a computer?

What's a computer?

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Maybe if she said it sarcastically it would have been a better ad.

Like a television, only for porn.

got me

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its that thing that you're fucking looking at you fucking brain dead brand worshiping fucking moron

I know that this is an ad for appleshit but this cunt pisses me off everytime i see it

I'm really glad I'm not the only one on this particular board that is infuriated by this commercial. Thanks.

I get what they’re going for with the whole “it’s more than just a computer” meme but holy fuck they chose the absolute worst way to handle it.

>watching TV

lol

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HEY KID

Reddit hates this commercial, so do you guys like it?

Honestly that's by far the least annoying part of the commercial. Everything in that taco place was 10x worse
>let me just fuck around with my gay computer on the counter while people wait for me
>let me now just slam my gay computer on the counter for ten minutes
>thanks for the taco, now I'm going to stand here and eat it while spilling shit everywhere instead of getting out of the way

You should really just fuck off back there.

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

>What's a Palestine??

>acknowledging you know it's a tv commercial

A contraption designed for white supremacy and mysoginy.

An Ipad allows freedom to compute away from white supremacist spaces, and accommodates POC living conditions which may not have tables perfectly.

>I get what they’re going for with the whole “it’s more than just a computer”
I don't understand that at all. How the fuck is it more than "just a computer?" It is, at best, a computer.

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Because that’s how Apple sells their products

It's a computer with an Apple logo on it. No matter how garbage it is, that logo is the only thing matters

You have to admit that she could do some cool tricks on it

I thought that was a soyboy.

Yeah I watch Riverdale on the CW app and I browse an anonymous korean paper-folding forum

Like get the retarded owners to try to attempt these 'tricks' so they break them and have to buy a new one

This is a perfect apple commercial
>$1000 tablet
>what's a computer?
Apple is made for the illiterate

There was nothing cool in this, gimmicky 'not a computer' probably overpriced shit.

>Knowing what Reddit likes and dislikes,
you have to go back

>Its cold out
>stays outside
>doesn't know what a computer is

every "trick" you saw a modern computer that costs $400 less and can do functionally 3x as much will do.

Expensive iPads are for the literal retard.

Whats Aleppo?

A miserable pile of pornography.

Most people's phones are even that at this point

A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out arbitrary sequences of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow generalized sets of operations, called programs, enables them to perform an extremely wide range of tasks.

Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.

Since ancient times, simple manual devices like the abacus aided people in doing calculations. Early in the Industrial Revolution, some mechanical devices were built to automate long tedious tasks, such as guiding patterns for looms. More sophisticated electrical machines did specialized analog calculations in the early 20th century. The first digital electronic calculating machines were developed during World War II. The speed, power, and versatility of computers has increased continuously and dramatically since then.

Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. Peripheral devices include input devices (keyboards, mice, joystick, etc.), output devices (monitor screens, printers, etc.), and input/output devices that perform both functions (e.g., the 2000s-era touchscreen). Peripheral devices allow information to be retrieved from an external source and they enable the result of operations to be saved and retrieved.

Yep.. no one can ever see my gallery

sounds like a case of closeted queerness

there are a lot of things wrong with that gay ass commercial but a child enjoying the outdoors is not one of them you fat cretin

a black kid running around a neighborhood with an ipad without being mugged?

Post the ad, not all of us are smelly American's

i thought it was the french who smell

How's your QB, Battery Chucker?

What's a console?

>American tech ad
>lead kid is LITERALLY 56%

That's literally not the kid that picture is based on

You'r not buying a computer you'r buying a lifestyle

>Think different by buying this phone to fit in with everybody else
Is Mad Men good? I watched the first episode and was bored to tears and stopped watching 20 minutes in, and this is coming from a marketingfag

Now that we're discussing tablets any one here with the new surface pro?
I want to buy it but I don't know if it's worth 1k.

Here's a rule of thumb, if Apple makes it, somebody made a better version for considerably less money.