RE7 sets up molded as durable monsters who can overpower a man

>RE7 sets up molded as durable monsters who can overpower a man
>some random hillbilly beats them to death with one punch
>including Jack, who he does literal wrestling moves on

What the fuck

>capcom writing

>bolder punching man
>suplexing and roundhouse kicking zombie parasite people
Eh just roll with it

When does this take place in the game? And is the Redfield DLC out? I wasn't going to play until they release a complete edition or something.

>Jack tries to murder Zoe several times
>"YO DADDEH TRULY LOVE YOU, EVEN IN HISSUS FINAL DAYS" - retarded protagonist

>Ethan says he sent help
>he did absolutely nothing and Joe found her by pure chance

I think the Redfield DLC takes place after the entire main story while the Zoe DLC takes place during the boat sequence

>release a complete edition
It's literally out today my dude

Oh, it is? Neat, I may pick it up soon then.

>RE7 sets up molded as durable monsters who can overpower a man
>that you can easily sidestep and outsmart with doors
>they are perhaps the least threatening RE monster in the history of the series
>"RE7 sets up molded as durable monsters who can overpower a man"

Does the season pass include every DLC?

>jack retconned from marine taken over by monsters to little bitch boy who was always sort of evil

One step forward, five hundred back as usual Capcom.

it doesn't include the chris redfield dlc, because that shit is free

ACTUALLY, it was umbrella who found her first. He just followed the ruckus.

How the fuck do you retcon Jack to being always sort of evil? The Sisters DLC proved that he was a normal dude, basically

That's fucking stupid if true.

Who is the best youtuber to watch this movie on?

I want proof.

Wait... if Zoe was alive than why was she there with Jack in that astral dream or whatever Ethan was having about saving his family?

the ones who dont talk or play the game yourself you fag

Crystal Zoe is hot as fuck.

Stop asking perfectly logical questions!

>paying for a story focused game with zero replayability
I'd rather watch it as a movie

Isn't this non-canon, and basically just a goofy DOC for fun?

wow you just described RE

Nope it's canon

Doesn't change the fact that I want to watch it rather than download to play it.

That can't be true because Ethan meet Redfield that soon.

They Picked Ethan and Mia up first, Chris got the call from Ethan after killing Lucas that Zoe was still out there and they sent a stronger vaccine with the search party.

>Joe walks up behind two Umbrella soldiers and just punches them both in the face
>they don't even fight back, he just punches them
>jack turns into a swamp monster for some reason
>nerfed molded

So it's actually Chris then?
Why on earth would you redesign him for this game then have his old design for the movie then MVC:I?

Who says that astral thing was for dead folks? The brother wasn't hive minded at all so he wasn't there. Zoe is alive. The wife is dead and not there. I think it possible that after being injected and solidifying, Jack could be alive. You never see him crumble like the wife. Perhaps under that solid husk was Jacks body rebuilding itself? I'd be fine with Jack joining up with the good guys after being cured. Barry and Jack teamup game please.

Can you just step back and fucking realize what franchise your'e talking about?

>who he does literal wrestling moves on

REVII was a separate project from both maybe?

BAH GAW

>Jack gets cured by Ethan in the main game and calcifies
>somehow turns into a swamp monster

Zoe states that the cure doesn't work if your too far into the infection which is why it also kills her if you give it to her.

Yes But that's the point. it does cure them, but because they have been infected for so long the cure ends up killing them for good. Jack not being permanently dead makes no sense.

You know what would hurt more than that? A flying knee to the spine. A charged up punch to the back of the head. Literally anything

The way Jack ends up getting killed is dumb. the game makes a point of his regeneration being too fast so just punching him doesn't work. But then Joe just punches him harder and kills him.

Does the end of thing mean that Canon choice is not Zoe in the main campaign

can End of Zoe be bought individually?

Dude shutup, we know wrestling isn't real, I just want to RKO swamp zombies and hit em with a people's elbow. When's the Steve Austin dlc?

>when I read that as Steve Autism