Why are there no girls in The Zone?

Why are there no girls in The Zone?

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>super dangerous place in eastern europe filled with mutants, deadly radiation and hundreds of men willing to rob and kill you
>hurr why are there no girls in the zone?

women would be too stupid, they literally have 0 survival instincts.

neither do you, stinky neet

Wasn't there a girl scientist mentioned in one of the games?

STALKERS would probably rape them. Bunch of savages...

this. women don't get involved in violent conflict very often

>The most dangerous area on the planet
>The local flora and fauna is capable of killing you in the most horrid way possible
>Anomalies that can tear you apart or make you disappear altogether
>Mounds of radioactive material everywhere
>Full of armed men that prowl the landscape
>Banditry is the norm
>Constant firefights between factions, bandits, and loners

And worst of all
>Slavs

>random hl2 citizen on the right
don't know why that got a laugh out of me

well, irl explanation is that GSC either forgot, or didnt have enough time.

In-game explanation is that Females DO exist, its just that you never meet them. Honestly, I believe that Strelok/Scar/Degtyarev is just so autistic that he refuses to aknowledge that females exist

Cause this is not some post apoc that FORCES you to be there

Menstrual blood attracts bloodsuckers. But lame joke aside, there might be girls behind exosuits.

>their shoulders

i mean wear enough clothes and armor and drink enough vodka and no one will tell the difference.

Came in here to type this

Seriously tho, the zone probably would contend with Sweden and India for rape capital of the world. Hundreds of fit, armed fighting-age dudes walking around used to pointing their guns at shit to get what they want. Unless some sort of female faction that all look after each other's backs 24/7 sprung up, females in the zone probably wouldn't be having a fun time

Women are smart enough to not go into a death zone for little reward

if only humans could talk

It just wouldn't have the same feel if females were in zone.
Zone feels kinda like Sup Forums. You fucking hate this place, and how everyone is fucking retarded, but only here you can call everyone a faggot, or nigger, make a dick jokes, measure your dicks like freedomfags would do get drunk and everyone is ok with it.
If they must had to be put in game, I would only accept them in science base, with their gay research shit.

are there traps in the Zone?

>ruining the aesthetic of a game just to have a bunch of qt waifubait boobywomen to fap to
there are actually people who do shit like this

Who needs a trap when you have a bloodsucker.

I believe there's also a girl from FEAR and two Fallout 3 characters

The Zone is the only girl I need anyways.

>when u die but it keep suckin'

don't they have teeth on their tentacles though?

>Ashot:Hey Yar!
>Yar: Yup?
>Ashot: Look what I got in here
>Yar: What you got in there A-shot?
>Ashot:Come here and see!
>Yar:You got nothing that would impress even a little girl. No, you come over. I've got something to show you, or should I stick it out for you to see?
>Ashot: I no have microscope...!
>Freedom Officer: Have you both lost your freaking minds?! What is this a dick measuring contest? SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!

/ourguys/

Because they're pussies.

>it's a "guy who thinks games get better if you put "cute" girls/lolis/women in it" episode

I thought those guys were shamed and ridiculed to oblivion and back on every online forum since early the 2000s.

>Why are there no girls in The Zone?
To save money and time really. Since shit would involve making and designing models for every single piece of armor for instance that would take time and money to make. As well as voice acting and similar shit.
So really it was a sort of business decision that they just rolled with since it would save them money on that shit therefore making a bigger profit off of the thing. None of that loser ass faggity projection nerds are baiting, shitposting, and trying push like the dumb asses they are to not notice such a simple fucking thing like the loser ass projecting faggots they are.

Whatever you say ya closet homo. Like damn really just how deep in the closet that you even argue for less sexy ladies in your life? Ya faggot.

>barely any women in armies around the world unless standards are lowered for them
Real life would like to have a chat with you

How much of a sex deprived virgin do you have to be to want sexy women in literally everything you do

Are you some kind of nigger? Fuck off.

A woman wouldn't even make it past Cordon without getting raped and killed

ebin b8
these

yeast infections

artifacts vibrate but are also deadly

The devs were short on time and resources. They simply didn't bother.

for better sucking

its more realistic that way

They all died of radiation poisoning.

Same reason there's no cars
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In reality women would be sold and used as bait in the zone for thirsty stalkers to get ambushed or to pass around the town.

That might have led for some interesting moments in the game but would probably cause more problems than it's worth.

are there any mods for this?

Zone fucks with their menstrual cycles and turns them into bloodsuckers.

Stinky neets can deal without showering for a few weeks. An important skill in the wilderness that women lack.

hes probably american only used to his kike propaganda where little girls beat up grown men and fuck niggers

They didn't get themselves into the situation where their live is in constant danger in the first place. Their survival instinct is actually on point, contrary to those retard stalkers.