Switch has no games!!

>switch has no games!!
>i literally just bought a switch with just 4 games cause can't afford more

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Mini-game collections, rehashes and remakes of 5 year old games don't count as new games, nintenigger.

you're so upset

S E E T H I N G

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>Mario+Rabbids
>Breath Of The Wild
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Super Mario Odyssey
None of these are mini-game collections, remakes or rehashes.

Wait, lemme answer for you real quick
>ZELDA AND MARIO GAMES ARE REHASHES

What kind of discussion are you hoping to have, OP? We both know you're just stirring shit for a console war thread.

the ps3 also has games but the "ps3 has no gaemz" has been a joke for years. stop being a little sissy just becasue people trash talk your system.

On one hand, maybe I will start one, BUT the myth that the switch doesn't have unique games needs to stop

But does it have games though?

Legend of Zelda is one of the few series that are fairly unique each game. The only ones that I can think of being really similar are Zelda 1 and 2.

Breath is a port

>Mario+Rabbids
rabbids is pretty much the dumbest kiddy shit ever are you kidding me?
>Breath Of The Wild
already on the Wii U
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
weebshit
>Super Mario Odyssey
at least you're aware yourself about this one

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE "NEW" GAMES

yes

>Mini-game collections, rehashes and remakes of 5 year old games don't count as new games,
then this whole generation is fucked

Does that mean Bloodborne, a souls ""rehash"" suddenly does not count?

literally seething

>B-B-BUT SONY

You forgot ARMS and Golf Story

Answer the question.

>Mario falls asleep
>he starts talking in his sleep
>try to listen to what he says

Peachy.... Peachy..... hee hee. Oh Peachy... Oh my Peachy.

>tfw

I forgot a few, but those are the ones I got so I thought they were worth mentioning

im talking about the whole generation user
All 3 consoles are fucked

Stop being so defensive.

>Mario+Rabbids
ubishit kid game
>Breath Of The Wild
tech demo with shit gameplay and shit tech
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Sonic 06 tier fuck up
>Super Mario Odyssey
The only good game on the system

I'm sorry you have shit taste user.
"This Mexican ass nigga that just jumped over the fuckin boarder, running around and fixing peoples' toilets. Aight. I don't know about you, but that shit ain't ballin Chad Warden ain't gonna play as some nigga that you know, ain't even got his papers. That nigga, that nigga ain't even got his visa."
Remember to always stay ABAP Sup Forums with the PS Quadruple.

>Tech demo
Shame we can't just ban retards that call everything they don't like tech demos. 100 hour games are now called tech demos. Sup Forumsirgins are such shitty creatures.

>ubishit kid game

>harder than fucking the last 3 Xcom games , but its a kiddy game because it has colors

the only point you could actually """""""back up"""""" about rehashes was Zelda which is still not a rehash because it was released on Wii U at the same time as Switch.
The rest is just you rambling

Hundred hours of almost no actual content. Fucking open world memes need to die.

>100 hour game
Its 10 hours long tops unless you count doing repetitive shit for the sake of completion-ism as game length. Did you even play it?

And I repeat, Sup Forumsirgins are such shitty, foul creatures. Certainly not human.

>no actual content
yeah i need games to hold my hand too because i lack imagination

>PS4 has no games!!
>i literally just bought a PS4 with 8 games cause can't afford more

When did you realise these people who cry "nogaems" are actually poorfag fancucks that have literally never looked up the library of the console they shit on because mummy won't buy it for them?

>its a kiddy game because it has colors
Its a kiddie game because it has simple maps with insane movement. I'm sorry you had difficulty figuring out a game literally made for 8 years. I wish you luck in overcoming your disabilities.

1 and 2 aren't similar at all wtf

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Do you guys ever get tired of trying to formulate a reply so retarded nobody bothers answering you? Just because you got the last word in doesn't mean you won anything; it doesn't mean you're smart either. Usually it just means you said something so retarded nobody bothered and it ends there, with you being retarded.

>because i lack imagination
If there is no conflict or quantifiable outcome its a toy, not a game.

f-fucking delete this

You look like you hate games user, why are you on Sup Forums again?

I actually don't. Games like Terraria/Minecraft/build your fucking whatever do whatever there's no real objective are extremely fucking pointless and I get no joy out of them at all. I kinda felt bad that my friend bought me Terraria to try it out. I played it for 4 hours and couldn't get into it.

>it has simple maps with insane movement.
>simple maps
Yeah diferent from sameStore Number 3545 and Same Base 9985 right?
>insane movement
yeah how dare the game give you more options so you dont just stick behind cover missing 99% shots

I only did the Divine Beasts, the minimum shrines necessary to get the master sword, found the memories to get the true ending, and beat Ganon. This took me 50 hours.

He's right you know.

Video games ARE Toys user
but muh mature games for mature gamers such as m-myself

A dildo is a mature toy, you dont give it to children but it doesnt make it any less of a TOY

>why are you on Sup Forums again?
No one here plays video games.
That's why they are here instead of playing video games

>get blown the fuck out
>y-you just hate games!

>Apples ARE oranges user
We are hitting levels of retard I did not even imagine were possible.

More like apples are fruits, you illiterate

>Apples ARE oranges user

Dont strawman me with your baby first strawman. Video games ARE TOYS.

toy
Spell Syllables
1.
an object, often a small representation of something familiar, as an animal or person, for children or others to play with; plaything.
2.
a thing or matter of little or no value or importance; a trifle.
3.
something that serves for or as if for diversion, rather than for serious practical use.

So what? People say ps4 has no games and I have a shelf of like 16 exclusives that are all fun. It's just how Sup Forums is.

It's a toy.

Except there are video games that fit none of those definitions. Games that are made to educate or to train people for example.

game
ɡām
noun
1.
a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck.


Gosh it's almost like the definitions don't match at all.

>sport,
>video games
>sport

> the definitions don't match at all

Indeed they dont

What about sports games?

>educational toys dont exist

>play or sport
Why are you so desperate?

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>nu/v/ can't differentiate between games and simulations
What in the ever loving fuck? This place keeps getting worse and worse. God forbid somebody didn't acknowledge your favorite cock sucking simulator as a game.

Imagine wasting your life on the Internet to show everyone how mad you are about a console you don't own being successful.

im not desperate user
you just cant accept the truth, somehow videogames being toys make then less to you

Guess what?
A Rollercoaster is a giant toy, they dont let kids on it and it needs enginers to make one.

the fact that Rollercoasters are toys make rollercoaster any less impressive or fun?

Why are you responding to obvious shitposts? Unless you're speedrunning, no one that plays this game is even fighting the third, let alone beating the second, divine beast under 10 hours. Obviously you'll hate the game if that's the case, which it isn't since it's obvious he never played the game.

I know 99% of the BOTW shitposts are just people that either can't afford to buy a new console or are just trolling, but the people who legit can get into this game I truly feel sorry for them. It's like hating a nice cut of steak.

>"the switch has no gaems!"
>"here are some games"
>"w-well, those don't count because they're TOYS"
I guess it has come to this now, huh?
It's time to pack up and go home already. The Switch has been out for almost one year and it's not going anywhere anytime soon, no matter how much you hoped it'd fail.

>A Rollercoaster is a giant toy
No...
>it needs enginers to make one
What does that have to do with anything?
>they dont let kids on it
What? Yes they do, idiot.

>A Rollercoaster is not a toy
now you just shitposting

>I don't like it so it doesn't count
>WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
The absolute STATE of Sonygerians

>I don't like it so it doesn't count
Correct. To me, the Switch was not a good purchase. I own a Switch and do not like it. That is the purpose of that post.

Wait, so the PS4 is back to being a Bloodborne machine?

I'm talking about on more serious tones though. Show me a children's toy about depression. Or being a drone operator/pilot (I just assume the military trains people with a video game). Or a a professional grade flight simulator.

no one cares about you

>no one cares about (You)
what did he mean by this

Those aren't video games

>professional grade flight simulator
This is a toy by definition unless used for training purposes.

Except what was being discussed was that the switch had no games. So by chiming in with your autistic screeching you've only proven yourself to be a fucking retard who's incapable of reading the rest of the thread to find out what people are actually talking about. Neck yourself

Zelda 2 is literally the most different game in the series.

He's another assblasted fanboy who can't realize that people have opinions on the internet

>Except what was being discussed was that the switch had no games
It only has one game worth buying.

That's your subjective opinion.

Impressive that it got one so quickly. How many years did it take the PS4 to get Bloodborne?

When I said professional grade I did mean those used for training purposes.
>b-but those aren't video games.
Yes they are, literally everyone else in the world considered them video games.

No, they don't

>Gone Home is a first-person adventure exploration -video game- developed and published by The Fullbright Company.
Besides that meme answer there was actually a really fucking good platformer flash game about depression that I can't fucking remember the name of now.

Gone home is not a professional flight simulator. You've lost track of your own arguments

That was more on the depression side since that's one of the things I mentioned.
Anyways, lockheedmartin.com/us/news/features/2015/051815-video-games-get-serious.html

Thats alot of walking.

Of course it wont just look at the Wii U that was literal garbage for 4 years that Ninteniggers kept shoving down our throats right until Switch came out and did a complete 180 on Wii U saying it was shit.

It will happen again.

>Sonic 06 tier fuck up
Are you literally retarded? Do you wear your helmet when you mash your head against the keyboard and post the first shit that comes up?

>already on the Wii U
>13 mil sales worldwide, at least a million is jap splatoon machines