Brb smoke break

>brb smoke break

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Bongnoises on mic.

this is the only time i hate it when people let me know that they're going idle. smokers completely disgust me, especially when they feel the need to put it out there to everyone that they smoke.

>brb making the same shitty thread we had yesterday and the day before

>dude I can hear a baby crying in the background maybe you should take care of it
>naw dude it's fine I just let him cry

imagine being this fucking autistic

As opposed to just afk without telling anyone ?
Or just afk every hour or two without specifying ?

>lighter strikes up loud as shit right next to mic

i smoke blunts all night while I game with my bros

>brb water break

...

I thought repeating digits were not allowed here.

It filters everything but 0s.

what's wrong with that?
drinking water is good for you

>brb wife aggro

Trips confirm

Lung cancer faggots btfo

we get it, you drink water
dont need to announce it everyone you fucking attention fag

>he doesn't drink a bottle of soda every day

Trips speak the truth. Smokerfags btfo

>gunshot over mic
>k im back

>aw res me pls i'll wait here
>wtf where were you?
>went to grab some snacks
Literally happened today. In a fucking dungeon where you can't event stand for a minute without some shit spawning right on the party.

>soda
enjoy it while it lasts

>brb guys theres a knock at the door
>Last online 2 years ago
H-he'll come back right guys?

>not smoking while playing

>brb getting a beer

I like to burp on the mic.

>2015+3
>not vaping on open mic and blasting out everyone's eardrums

From the other side of the spectrum.. I used to feel like it was a huge inconvenience, turned out some of my best bros I made over the years on MMOs were smokers. I am a smoker now too, not because of them but when a person afks a lot they tend to try to give a reason for it, be it work, kids, cigs, etc. Letting little things like that bug you and work you up and disgust you then I envy you because you must not have other worse shit in your life that bothers you very much

>naw dude it's fine I just let him cry

>"hey guys hold on I'm going to the store for some smokes"
>every fucking night in between games
>the rest of us just sit there quietly

>announce it
going afk without a reason is rude as fuck though

"dude mike is a cunt we should get rid of him"
"But hes our best player"
"Who gives a shit he wastes our time because hes fucking addicted to tobacco"
"Hey guys im back!"

>brb the bull's not gonna prep himself!

>brb cumming

>not smoking at your desk like degen

>ten minutes of silence while he gets smokes
>some of us start to talk to each other and dare to learn about the people we spend hours playing with
>dude comes back, lights a cig on mike and goes back to his autistic never ending shotcalling where none of us can even talk

Parents are far worse to play with than smokers. This is fact.

>i am a smoker now
fucking degenerate

>it's wacky baccy

How's that done?

I have a friend that grew up on a farm. You give a handjob to the bull.

>Brb gotta make out and give a blowjob

So why are you a smoker?

>hear the bong over the mic

>Chat: Can't talk now, mic broke.

>online game
>your teammate isn't a Straight-Edge NEET who's fully rested, just ate, took a shit, piss, shower, lives alone, no pets, doesn't text anyone, and is ready for at least 8 hours of uninterrupted gaming

Normies get OUT OF MY HOBBY

I drink a bottlew of tequila every day
just die already

>played with a wow guild
>at some point two of the dudes there went gay and 'fell in love'
>they did that stupid shit where they try to be mushy in public but still think they're not obviously in a relationship
>it got so bad that they'd fucking chat ERP in the background and masturbate while we were doing game shit
>the last straw was when the guild leader/shot caller got interrupted while doing a really big play in a dungeon by this gay dude cumming all over his desk

>NEET
>lives alone
nah, that's not how that works buddy.

You rub his shoulders, massage his thighs and go over the game plan you have written up on the blackboard like a football coach

Why does that upset you, mad that you're all out?

>shower
won't you look at this normie

>tfw this happened in my ffxiv fc

Im planning a long term suicide.

body odor is known to negatively impact your game performance. You can't let it get too strong. That post-shower grace period where you haven't for 2 weeks or so does a lot to boost your mental faculties.

>I'll be back, gotta feed my cat

I started with a cig here and there and ended up to half a pack a day. i blame stress mostly, lost my job , broke, no gf, etc. but not

Why is the Tom & Jerry comic reversed?

>brb shooting ketamine in my eyeballs

what is this?

yes
i dont want to have to leave the house to buy more, stop being a tease

I love Hirame's art

>snorting sound into mic
>quiet friend suddenly starts talking alot more

>tfw 22 y/o and never even drank fucking coffee

kidney stone i believe

>brb getting ES
:DDD

damn, i can relate

>tfw often snort meth while playing games with friends
>nobody of them will ever know

It's been a long time since i've seen this image unedited.

that's the reason for saying brb smoke as well. Or gonna go grab a drink

>all friends do DUDE
>no one gives a shit
Glorious Netherlands

>birb

Because Japs read backward?

Imagine being so autistic that people doing things that literally don’t affect you at all triggers you

>playing video games at someones house/with friend/sibling
>they keep pausing to text

>tfw smoking and drinking in moderation is fine
>but get extremly angry when best friend tries pot or something similiar
I wish I had no feelings sometimes

>play against them
>just go kill them every time they text
>"why you gotta do that always"

>brb bio

>brb soy

>not living in a second world shithole where you can just smoke indoors and no-one gives a fuck

this is the only time i hate it when people let me know what their opinion is. weeaboos completely disgust me, especially when they feel the need to put it out there to everyone that they're children.

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tell me if this shit aint the comfiest thing you've ever heard. nigger music best music

>Be right back dude. I'm having a throbbing pain in my leg and I'm starting to get a headache. I'll be back after I lay down for a bit. Sorry for the inconvenience, but maybe we can play later on.
>Last Online 56 days ago

>smoking make me mature adult

It's easier to say they are going to smoke a cig so you know they will be back in about 5 minutes or so instead of saying "I'll be back in 5 minutes or so" they say "brb smoke break." You fucking buttblasted retard.
>he thinks smokers actually brag about smoking

literally me, is this annoying?

>i don't smoke
>i don't drink alcohol
>i don't know how to cook
>i live with my parents
>i love anime (00's-present)
>i don't play competitively
Signs of a manchild. Although not smoking is a good thing, they always act like morally superior cunts.

>brb making a post on Sup Forums

>brb gotta kill parents

So should I just leave without telling anyone why I'm going AFK?

Nigga just say brb, nobody cares why are you afk. Alternatively lie:
>brb gotta do something

>brb gunfire
>last online 523 days ago

...asking for a friend, what do these symptoms mean

but then people will be getting ass pained over him going afk every hour without specificity

>Tfw nephew and I are best bros
>always hanging out and playing vidya together
>knocks up his retarded gf
>now stuck with her and the baby
>never has time to play vidya
>anytime he invites me over to play, it's just a constant stream of baby screaming and stupid gf nagging and complaining about everything
>end up leaving, having not played any vidya
>leave and say goodbye as I see the deadness in his eyes
Fucking sucks. Lost my best bro because he decided not to wrap it One night, now he's stuck with a baby and probably the most brain dead woman i've ever met. You can just look at him and see the misery, I feel bad.

If you can't handle your addictions then you should not be playing MMO's.
t.occasional smoker

>tfw do this sort of stuff and message come online again after 3 months
>tell them I needed to go to the restroom

Real NEETs know that not only can you not smell your own body odour most of the time, but it actually miraculously gets less disgusting after a few days. Showering is a waste of time unless you interact with people.

tfw live on my own and just smoke 3 packs without ever having to take a break
although my friends are probably annoyed by the amount of times i blame lighting a cig for an ingame fuckup

How do people even start smoking tobacco? It literally doesn't even feel good unless you're addicted to it.

100% true. eventually you develop some kind of film which causes dirt and odor to slide right off of you. not cleaning yourself actually makes you the cleanest and healthiest you can be.