Does anyone actually like this bitch?

Does anyone actually like this bitch?

yes, but Sanae is better.

why doesn't she just get a job?

I love Armpit Miko 1
Armpit Miko 2 is shit!

Yeah.

I want to marry Reimu!

Her job is exterminating Yokai!

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Pretty much just Marisa

Her dog does.

I want her to give me an armpitjob

holy shit I had never seen the comic before

fat Reimu>Malnourished Reimu

Touhou wouldnt be Touhou without Ray Moo's casual psychopathy

>play touhou game
>it's boring mouse gymnastics bullet hell shit
>literally everything I like about the touhou universe is fanmade because the games are so bare-bones

what a strange franchise

Post plump reimu

Gonna have to word these

>mouse gymnastics
why do secondaries feel the need to like and perform mental gymnastics to hide their shame of being shitters?

i like fapping to her

Made this last year

t. guy who never even opened a touhou game

Good Lord. I know that you already gave up on getting laid, but don't you at least care what your parents think about you? I don't understand how can anyone sink so low.

>play touhou game
Almost fooled me there.

I was actually just making a joke that Kasen was a better shrine maiden then Reimu

Judging by the hardware on his desk, his parents love him very much.

i prefer this hobo

Oh you have the Reimu scale, I need that to go with my Marisa.

You people wouldn't give a shit about touhou if the characters were male

no shit?

Huh? Anyone have a problem with me?!

nah, it would still have a niche following due to the pretty patterns and music.

Not sure man, I like the gameplay and music as well. Zun is a god.

Yeah I do

Reimu's armpits are made for licking.

For me, it's the perfect and elegant maid

superbitch

Post more sweaty girls.

>implying

>Characters are girls
>Fanbase infested with waifufags
>Characters are male
>Fanbase infested with fujoshi
You just can't win

Is that one of those moeblob playmats?

Uuuuuh?

If anyone could out jojo jojo, it's ZUN.

Fun fact: This was made by the guy who made Nichibros

Marisa is just too cute, I actually had a bit trouble reading WaHH at a steady pace because shes drawn so hnng worthy in that series I had to keep stopping

>Sakuya was retconned to just move at insanely fast speeds rather than have actual Time Manipulation
From The World to Star Platinum, who would've thought?

What if Reimu ate her vomit haha.

get destroyed bitch

reimu is the best race queen!

I've never played Touhou or ever will but I like fapping to the girls

>He thinks I don't know about Bomber Grape

same here

fpbp

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Reimu is cute

>Reimu's armpits are made for tickling
ftfy

???

Damn armpits

The main draw of any game for me is gameplay, Touhou is fun if you like the genre, it has some good spin-offs and fun concepts as well. The problem is that you can't really talk about gameplay in a skill based game like this, you're either good at it or not, there's nothing to talk about, as such the only thing left to talk about is secondary stuff like the characters, music, story, etc.

I don't typically care about characters in any game. Since I play video games for gameplay, I focus on that, if the characters are girls I still don't typically engage in the story or anything like that, but I can at least appreciate their visuals. Touhou has some good secondary content in addition to the gameplay so it's no surprise people talk about them here. Not sure what you are expecting or why you come to such a conclusion.

>Sakuya was retconned to just move at insanely fast speeds rather than have actual Time Manipulation
What? When did that happen?

Sanny's playing a pretty dangerous game here considering she's one step away from non-humanity

armpits desu

I've never played Touhou and probably never will, and I can only fap to a couple of the characters because the majority of them are simply not sexy at all. Specialy the ones wearing diapers as hats.

Big fan of the armpits though.

>Specialy the ones wearing diapers as hats.

Star platinum also stops time though.

The moment Sanae accepts godhood Reimu will bust out the wall Koolaid Man style

LOL

this exact post

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the /jp/ gameplay thread is pretty decent, slow though.

It's mostly people sharing 1ccs whenever I check it.

In wild and horned hermit she says that she doesn't stop time, she just moves at an extremely high speed. The touhou wiki also says she does it with no mass, but I don't remember her saying that in the comic. The wiki also gives like three other explanations of how her time manipulation works. I don't think ZUN knows how that shit works so don't think about it too hard.

>He needs normal hats to be able to masturbate to the character
You're missing out

What chapter was that? Plus, she is said to stop time in both DDC and Strange Creators of Outer World, and both are written by ZUN directly (unlike WaHH).

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35. It's also the same scene where she says she's an atheist

Chapter 35. Like I said, I'm betting he doesn't know how it works either.

Reading this series for the first time was the last time I laughed out loud irl. Like just laughing hysterically slapping your thighs while stomach and jaw suffer cramps kinda shit. A lot like the raging lesbians but I prefer the 'how to make a 2hu doujin' bit.

>claim to be an atheist
>when you could visit like 3 gods in a day just by walking, maybe 5 if you run

is this a translation thing or what.

Now we're getting into beliefs, most japanese gods are more or less high level ghosts. Her statement still doesn't make sense, but Reimu could exterminate someone like Suwako if she had to.

The most I can fucking make of it is that she doesn't subscribe to any particular religious belief, rather than just denying their existence altogether.

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>With no ass
Good thread

the only thing Sakuya believes in is bantz

>posting samples
this fucking guy

Source king

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>half of cast is male and half is female
>both of those fanbases call it pandering trash
>then proceed to cherry-pick gay relationships

the time has come

It's even worse... he's a phone poster. That filename is from the mobile version of Sup Forums

I mean, they exist, but they're honeslty pretty unimpresive by Gensokyo's standards. They're just normal youkai bounded by faith in the end
Also in a world where everyone and their mothers has some bullshit power, and you yourself can control fucking time and space to some degree, I'd honestly be way more fedora-tipping than her

I think that's supposed to be another description for atheism, you know they exist but you choose not to worship them.

>Doki Doki Shinto Club: Sanae route
Soon.

This picture always pisses me off because I know it isn't a crop and that's all there is to it.

I think that's closer to theism actually, where you believe in a divine creation but past that point either think worshipping/belief does nothing and god acts how he wants or after creation God literally just leaves the universe by itself and doesn't intercede at all.

Reimu sells her body for donations!

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Race Queen Reimu's design is just perfect.

>She sees your wallet

Where are her hair buns(horns)

What use are horns for a hermit?