"Give your character a name"

>"Give your character a name"
>put my real name

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>Press any button
>Press the power button

BORN TO BE WILD

>lose against boss
>try again?
>press no

I’M NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD
WHO DOESN’T EXIST

>Fall for obvious clickbait article without even checking the source
>"The fact that I could believe it was true is proof that society is stupid!"

WHY DO THEY ONLY SEND THE POOR

>NPC talking to me for finishing a quest saying thanks
>Walk away to end the conversation and close the dialog box instead of choosing "You're welcome"

UNBELIEVABLE

>teammate is low on health
>heal the enemy

IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MONKEY

>"So you have any more questions"
>i actually do, but press no

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

>team picked 4 cores
>pick a fifth one instead of picking a support hero

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS THE LAST RESORT

>press start button
>press "A" button instead

>game is best played blind
>spoil myself the entire game before playing

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>purchase a video game
>watch a full playthrough of it on youtube

NO BRAKES ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN

>last alive on team
>kill myself on purpose

THERES JUST NO STOPPING MADMEN

>Boss who you're supposed to lose to
>Use up all my healing items

LOCK ME UP

>stock up on health items for a long time
>throw them all away before the final boss

BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE STEALING FROM!?

>weakest enemy in the game
>waste my most powerful resources on it

CANT WAKE UP

>game has two paths: progress & an alternate path full of goodies
>willingly chose to ignore the goodies
HEY YOU
IT'S MY LIFE
MY LIFE MY RULES

>game rewards you for being totally good or totally evil
>remain neutral

I'M STREETWALKING CHEETAH WITH A HEART FULL OF NAPALM

>"please insert disc to begin"
>put disc back in the case
>go outside
THIS TIME IMMA DO THINGS MY WAY

fucking madman

put me in the screencap

>game has tutorial
>fail it on purpose
WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOAH-OH

>Play Mario Party
>Make it to the star space with 20 coins in hand
>"Do you want to buy a star for 20 coins?"
>Yes >No
>"Oh... ok."

I'M BECOMING INSANE

>Silent Hill Shattered Memories
>Psych evaluation comes up
>"Please answer truthfully"
>Answer everything the opposite way
MENTAL WOUNDS NOT HEALING
WHO AND WHAT'S TO BLAME

>Use a health pack when already at full health

GOOD EYE, SNIPER
I SHOOT, YOU RUN

>buy a switch
>don't buy any exclusives

HEY NOW YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR

>first person shooter
>don't manually reload when my magazine isn't full

I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB

>at 98/100 ammo for a gun
>reload anyways

I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

worst joker

>enemy units surrender
>wish to join my forces
>decline and send them packing
YOU'RE STILL FUCKING PEASANTS AS FAR AS I CAN SEE

>someone throws frag grenade
>walk towards it

CAN I GET A ENCORE?!

>Someone dies in a Fire Emblem game
>Don't reload previous save

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

>find the strongest enemy in the game
>fight it with the worst possible equipment

I KNOW YOU LIKE WHATS ON MY MIND

>last one standing on team
>find terrorist bomb
>stare at it until it blows

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

>game encourages exploration and figuring things out for yourself
>use guides for everything
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CORPORATIONS YA'LL NIGGAS CAN'T CONTROL ME

>play Monster Hunter multiplayer
>pick wide gunlance

Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

>play Fire Emblem Fates on Phoenix Mode
>reset after every death anyway

IT AIN'T ME

>spam hadoukens

>take the good route because it has better rewards
>only pretending to be good
TSS TSS FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>someone who is outclassed in every way by a different character obtained 3 chapters later dies
>Restart anyway

THEY PLAY WITH ME UNTIL

>save good items until the end of the game
>never use them

PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

>”thank you for playing!”
>was just watching over my friend’s shoulder the entire time

SECONDS TO THE END, WHAT’S IT GONNA BE

>PURCHASE THE PIZZA DINNER BOX
> AT NOON
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

>"Hard mode: for experienced players"
>choose easy despite having spent a lot of time playing said franchise
I WAS BORN 13 YEARS AGO IN WASHINGTON DC

>playing a puzzle game
>look up all of the answers online
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>game tells me I've been playing too long and should take a break
>keep playing

OOH AAHH AAHH AAHH AAHH

>You have to take this item to proceed
>Don't pick it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tune

>Medium difficulty: recommended for first time players trying to have the authentic experience of the game as it was made
>Choose Easy anyway
HAHAHAHA YOU WASTED YOUR TIME ON ALL THOSE COMPLEX GAMEPLAY MECHANICS!

>Game reminds me to take a break after every hour of playtime
>stop playing after 10 minutes

THEY CALL ME THE SEEKER

>in hospital for stabbing my eyes out with a fork
>parents ask me why i would do such a thing
>smirk and tell them it's because i wanted to play a video game "blind"
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>finish game
>real ending is DLC

I DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

>item's value constantly crashes

Loser by Beck

>controller low on power
>don't plug it in to charge

WOAH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

>lose a unit I like
>suicide my lord character to "reset" the game
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

>Play broken, unbalanced, buggy and dead game created by a company that seems to kill everything it touches and i still have over 300 hours and still continue to play for fun

200 MILLION GUNS ARE LOADED SATAN CRIES TAKE AIM

>do not touch the power button while the game is being saved
>gently caress it
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

>Finish game
>Credits
>Thanks for buying our game and supporting, the entire team is thankful for your support.
>I pirated it and enjoyed it
>Never ever gonna buy it, not even on sale
Swish Swish, Bish!

underageb&

>game autosaves
>quicksave again
I KNOW I'M DEAD BEFORE MY TIME

i always do this because i always self insert as my character
i honestly cant understand how some people are able to play roles that are not themselves

>playing a mobile game
>"please rate our app on [insert app store name here]!"
>Choose "Don't ask me again"
GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

>told that Rook shouldn't roam and is better as an anchor
>roam anyways

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

now THATS fucked up

>make video game comics
>at a loss for ideas

2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT, TO KILL THE UNBORN IN THE WOMB

those trips are fucked up

>game is 75% off
>buy it when the sale ends

OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW

>enter into thread to joke about a post
>end up getting trips

IRON MAIDEN WANTS YOU FOR DEAD

>ignore the game's tutorial
>complain online that it's too complicated
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

>I have read the Terms & Conditions
>actually read the Terms & Conditions
HE'S A MANIAC

>game is designed around multiple play-throughs with a variety of endings and multiple unique paths to take.
>Only play through it once and never touch it again

SEVEN RINGS IN HAND

99.99% of people do that

>>Fall for obvious clickbait article without even checking the source
>>"The fact that I could believe it was true is proof that society is stupid!"
kek

>user says game I've never played is bad
>defend it for free

AY OH LET'S GO

>game tells me to take a break every hour of gameplay
>play the game for 16 hours straight with no breaks

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>filename

> "Don't power off device while saving"
> turn off the device anyways
CHECK YOUR GRIP AND DON'T SMILE
HARD AS CONCRETE

eyes

>have a bunch of rare unique equipment and consumables
>sell them for cash

HELTER SKELTER

>this game is not suitable for those who are easily disturbed
>get easily disturbed
>play it anyway
A LITTLE BIT OF MONIKA IN MY LIFE

>pirate game
>installer tells me to buy the game if I like it
>play the game
>pay full price for it the next day
>actually hated the game

OH IT'S A LOCKDOWN BABY IT DRIVES ME CRAZY

>retards that use lyrics from songs that don't fit

Stop.

but thats the troll

>game says i should save
>end the game without saving

IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD

just do it for fun user, it's fine

But Lawbringer is so dank though

>the joke is to use edgy song lyrics
>use normal ones instead
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER HEART ATTACK

le troll xddd

>game is designed around multiple playthroughs
>beat it once and give it a negative review on Steam saying its way too short

HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR

>know how to play game
>don't skip tutorial
PULL THE NEEDLES FROM BENEATH MY SKIN

>user begs me to stop using lyrics that don't fit
>continue doing it anyway
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHIIIIINE, WOAH-OW

>buy game on steam
>speedrun it and finish the game in time so that I can get a full refund
BING BANG DIGIRIGIDONG FUNNY WORDS I SING WHEN I AM DANCING

>game has multiple endings
>play through one ending and watch the rest on YouTube

I SEE TREES OF GREEN

>buy game on steam
>it's shit, but don't refund it

ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE PICTURES MADE TO MAKE YOU CRY

>continue doing it instead of stopping

Fucking newfriend can't even do the meme right.

>sees a thread he dislikes
>spends the next 2 hours in it
LIFE IS MY PASSION
LUST IS MY CONFESSION

>adjust the brigthness untill the logo is varely vissible

>turn it all the gay up

MOM IS GONNA FREAK

>"Are you ready to fulfill your destiny, hero?"
>(_)Yes
>(X) No

BREAKING ME DOWN,
BREAK ME DOWN SWEET SUGAR

git gud

>NPC says to talk to him when I'm ready to progress to the next part
>Never speak to him again
OHHHH AH AH AH AH