This is the emperor of Sup Forums. Praise her some

This is the emperor of Sup Forums. Praise her some.

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I love my wife!

I want to umu Umu's umus!

She has two pairs of nice soft Umus

I want Umu's umu on my face!

>Fat
>Neckbeard
>Questionable hygiene
>Loved cocks
>Bad at games
>Bad at poetry
>Unathletic
>Hopeless attentionwhore
>Wanted to be the little girl
Yeah, Nero was pretty much the average Sup Forumsirgin.

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HASHIRE

evil cat is eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiil

That isn't Etna.

Someone give me a rundown on this clusterfuck of a series. Every time I try to figure out what it's actually about I just get more and more confused.

I understood it as being the vn version of the legend of zelda, same characters told in different settings and stories with the grail replacing the triforce

Good thing shes dead then.

People die when they are killed
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right
Umu
Bad civilization
Mikon~
Sumanai

Are you stupid? What is there to be confused about.

Mages summon heroic spirits (usually popular characters from histories and legends) to battle against other mages in a competition to win the holy trail which is supposed to be able to grant any wish.

What is there even to be confused about?

>forgetting about J-JAM IT IN
That's the most important part.

It just looks confusing because these retards speak in fate memes

Well, I played a bit of Grand Order, and it was nothing like that at all. In fact, the plot was so fucking confusing that I still don't know what happened. They threw so many made up magic words at me in so short a time I think my brain short circuited.

A group of mages who are part of a secret society of mages took the actual holy grail and modified it to be a wish granting machine that only grants one wish every ten years as part of a game they were planning.
The game is played between three families and two other parties who as far as i can tell are random. It's a death game and the church acts as a safe haven for anyone who loses before the game ends. The game is considered a war. The war is fought heroic spirits. People who died and earned a special place in the after life, examples being King Arthur, Gilgamesh, and Alexander the Great. Each of the five masters summons a heroic spirit through means I won't go into. But the spirit becomes a homunculi when summoned, simply because they have no body of their own. Homunculi being artificially created embryos that turn into a body when a soul inhabits it. They're created through alchemy I think. The bodies take on the appearance of the servant summoned. The war ends when all but one or all the heroic spirits are dead and it's only up to 5 or so spirits per war. I don't know much about it honestly.

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Well Grand order is a shitty mobile game designed as fanservice to milk the wallets of established fans, of course it doesn't make any fucking sense to you

She started out as a shitty RPG and has become pure gacha and musou garbage. More like the queen of /vg/.

7 user its 7 masters

Reminder that Fate was never fucking good and it was always a pretentious ero-VN for edgy neckbeards who thought they "played" something deep.

If you want to find out, play through the VN,, and ignore any other garbage they've shat out. I guess fate/extra on psp was ok too, but the gameplay is fucking rock paper scissors. It may have still been garbage back then but at least it was enjoyable garbage

>2 overused FGO trash memes
>2 Extrashit catchphrases

Why? I guess you're introducing the trainwreck of a "franchise" as a whole, but you could just keep the part that's actually good.

Do you think you look intellegent when you post this? Just outing yourself as a newfag? Anyone who's been on Sup Forums for more than 5 yearsr or so has read Fate/stay night. You either recognize the downfall of Type-Moon, or you've grown indifferent to it over the years (and will completely ignore or completely eat up anything they put out).

Dawg, for your own sake just watch the 2011 anime series. That shit's called Fate/Zero and it's the only thing of value this smoldering trash heap of anime garbage has provided. There's other anime that looks similar, but don't get tricked into thinking it's good, even for a second, even though it looks just as pretty thanks to those wizards at Ufotable.

Fate/Zero (2011)

Now run. Fast and far. away from this unholy land

Wait until grand kusoge arrives to London singularity for that sweet retcon for gachabux

>retarded to inteligent grimdark butcher fags

WHORE OF BABYLON

>inteligent

>every ten years
Dumb secondary.

Too stupid to notice that's not the only thing wrong, I see.

Sasuga, butchertards

YOROKOBE, SHOUNEN

>i invented this sword technique that lets me do 3 swings at the same time cause i was mad at a bird

hidoi

To add to this.
When you fuck your servant or another mage you get super magic or some shit. So everybody is trying to get some fuck.

Jesus the Argo was full of retards
Heracles was the one doing all the carry

Fuck everything go go straight to prisma

F/SN firmly planted default saber as best saber, red saber be gone

>telling people to go to the worst timeline
we wuz magical gurlz in sheeeeeit

>worst timeline
>what is carnival phantasm
;^)

What kind of selfish king won't even show us her legs.

Fine assortment of black keys etc etc

F/Eccc firmly planted Umu as best saber, begone

One with dignity befitting her station

until caster decided to sexually torture her

And every other entry that has her made made her worse

This. I don't know what happened, but she became a meme character after Extra/CCC.

only if you don't actually love her, you pretender

Semen isn't some all powerful mana transfer skill.

The reason why Shirou has to fuck to give mana is because hes a literal retard of a mage who can't do any magic correctly and is constantly frying his nerves with his fucked up circuit usage.

Anyone else ready to roll for Umu Bride in February? I'm going all in to try to get her and Mikon.

>every other entry

she had hundred entries in her before first appearance

I absolutely adored her back in Extra, that was when that whole padoru thing occurred. She was perfectly fine, a fantastic balance between a haughty empress, someone who understood her mistakes in life, and a surprising advocate of wise counsel. Now it's just master-cock lust , dindu nuffin wrong, and MUH ROMA

This is a cup

I wish Twin Tails became her default hairstyle. I want to see it with her other two costumes.

that's actually a better representation of how nero was

Nero is evil and I'm glad she/he killed her/himself

That sounds dumb

Every fucking day I log in only to see this god-damned hun staring at my grails with her blank-ass eyes.

They aren't for you, these grails are for Nero.

Altera needs more love

What don't you like modern Nu Type jew user ?

>he doesn't grail best boys EMIYA, Chulainn or Kojirou

Do you even into Nasu boys

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
The Highlander

Mix it in a blender till it's unrecognizable.

Also Joan of arc gets bonked on the head and thinks she's king arthur.

nah, we aren't as gay as you. or you're a dirty fujoshi, which is even worse

Thankfully I can just ignore Nero forever now and have fun with other servants. Nobu has replaced what Nero was for me.

I was under the impression Extra was already nu-TM territory

Here's the basic gestalt. Mages exist and operate outside the knowledge of mainstream society. The goal of every mage is to reach "the Root" aka the Akashic Records, which is more or less a condensation of all knowledge and information, every possibility and event ever. The only way to reach the Root is by attaining "True Magic" of which there are five types. Over a century ago, a group of mages came up with a ritual to attain one of these True Magics, "Heaven's Feel". The ritual involves summoning "Heroic Spirits", legendary warriors whose presence within the collective consciousness of humanity is so great that their souls have been removed from the cycle of reincarnation and into a place called the "Throne of Heroes" that exists apart from time. The essence of these Heroic Spirits is sacrificed to an immense coalescence of magical energy, the Holy Grail. The idea is that by adding the immense magical energy of these Heroic Spirits, aka Servants, to the already massive amount of magical energy that is the Holy Grail, they will reach a critical mass that will bring about Heaven's Feel.

The ritual is carried out as a battle royale between 7 masters and their 7 Servants. The reason they don't all just cooperate and sacrifice their servants together is because a) the ritual was concocted by three rival households that each want the grail for themselves and b) only a Servant is capable of actually accessing the Grail. The families spread the lie that the Holy Grail could grant wishes (which is sort of true, but not really) to fool other mages into participating. Servants are summoned into one of seven classes (Saber, Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, Berserker), and only one servant of each class can be active in any given Grail War. The Grail War happens once every 60 years, but the current (5th) one is happening only 10 years after the previous one.

That's the backstory. The premise of F/sn is you fuck King Arthur if he was a girl.

>tfw Emiya is still level 1 with a grailed Cu

Boudica has a dumb design and shitty stats and she's still an infinitely better waifu than Nero.

Pretty accurate though its important to note that their Holy Grail isnt THE Holy Grail.
They are trying to use their shitter lesser grail to summon THE Holy Grail.

>Emperor
>female
No such thing.

oh wait you are that nobu retard nvm then ,enjoy what you like

why you don't just say that Fate "was" start of the downfall , its more believable

if you like used goods and cuckbait (she loves her husband)

>he read f/sn for the girls
lmao fucking faggot

I have no idea who the nobu-retard is but I doubt you'll believe anything I say now that you pulled smugredman out.

every thread these 40k autists need to show up and shit things up with their completely unrelated trash games. games workshop is the original microtransaction jews by the way. "You want this cool tank? $2000 plus tax and tip, don't forget your paint you fucking faggot, only $7000 limited time only!"

Calm your autistic screechings child.

i'm NOT screeching!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Had so much sword autism the very fabric of reality sighed, threw up its arms, and said "you know what, fuck it, I'll let you have this one"
>Then used it to kill French dragons

How do dumb Sup Forums-fags rationalize being the one committing the NTR as getting NTR'd?

Seriously, explain to me how fucking another guy's wife makes you the cuck.

Go enjoy your butchered setting by nu-GW's characters.

But I don't like fantasy or Age of Sigmar so it's okay.

As opposed to the Whore of Babylon, yes I do.

>Xenos loving is now fine
>Btw we killed all the tyranids for you
8th is a fucking trainwreck

Reminder that if you make the cat orgasm she will automatically transform into a horny beast and the only way to stop her is to fuck her until she passes out. Good luck with that

Is she the real Dangerous Beast?

>haha muh funny black key meme... SPOOKED!!!!

Fuck off. Kirei and YOROKOBE, SHOUNEN were much, much better before you associated it with gacha trash.

Yes

My luck is A rank.

Nero is fun, why is blue Nero so shit?

Girlyman's dumbass get's betrayed 10 minutes later so he stopped being a xenos loving faggot and those Tyranid fleets were all scouting parties anyway so more are coming :^)

Your luck won't save you from running out of supplies by her fourth orgasm. You'd either run out of mana or run out of semen to satisfy the cat beast

Eh I would say it was still part of the golden age. They have great stories and casts and fit in nicely with other slightly derivative material like Melty Blood.

Black jannu a shit! A SHIT!

you can't make a shitty recolor and expect it to be as good as the original

Literally everyone who is a primary Fate makes fun of the weird sex outside Heaven's Feel and even the dialogue of it in Heaven's Feel.
And the looooong overly descriptive hyperbole.
The core of the story is what people enjoy in him.

A big reason why people hate Gen-fags is because almost everything in Zero people praise was already in F/SN like the Kotomine talks, the scary antagonists, and the epic fights.

#NotMyEmperor

Nero is love. Definitely one of the best Fate characters ever.
Can't wait for the Last Encore, Shaft must not screw that up.

Why didn't they just make Nero's NP a reality marble? It seems so stupid to have it not be despite more or less functioning exactly like one. It's such a cool NP.