Make it happen Nintendo. We believe in you!

Make it happen Nintendo. We believe in you!

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I would buy it

>touchscreen
nintendo pioneers new and interesting input devices to progress game design options
they would not choose the OBJECTIVELY WORST input device as the primary/only controller. ya dummy.

Don't know why Sony's Xperia phones don't have Vita like games and functions? The Vita's library even in it's current state is still better than 99% mobile games. I'd totally buy into this sort of echo system, especially if it came with built in emulators.

Doesn't mean you'd need to us it for gaming,
I think the idea here is just to have a phone with dedicated games for the core audience.

Use*

>in da club
>girl wants my number
>pull out my SmartBoy
>she turns 360 degrees and walks away

Make it out of nintendium, and I’m there, man.

>especially if it came with built in emulators
I don't think that would be legal.

Just put a sim card slot into their latest and greatest. Also release a special joycon with mike and earpiece so you can talk without looking like a retard.

>sim card
What third world country do you come from?

Uh... Not him but Mexico. The Amerifats don't use sim cards anymore?

I seriously doubt Nintendo would license all the shit needed to turn it into a phone.

Nope. CDMA got better than GSM in America.

She noped so hard she phased through you

gay as fuck. kys mobile phone faggot.

I don't think they should release this, OP, but they SHOULD rename the Nintendo Switch to the Nintendo Smart Boy. I'd definitely buy one if it were called that.

But it is not smart, doesn't even have YouTube or a fucking internet browser.

>literally the worst part of mobile gaming
>when you can already emulate nintendo games on your smartphone
wtf is the point

cdma its for burners and only drugdealers and white trash like mac and charlie use that crap

apply yourself

I don't care, it's a good name. It's not a boy either.

Isnt' this just a vertical Switch?

I'm such a 90s kid XD

Go to bed. US uses 4G and 3G which are newer versions of GSM.

>Our CDMA networks, meanwhile, are stuck at 3.6Mbps. While faster CDMA technologies exist, US carriers chose not to install them and instead turned to 4G LTE to be more compatible with global standards.

nintendo wouldn't put the word "boy" on any product in this era

>250p resolution
>no cloud saves, no cloud contacs or configs,
>have to use eshop for app store
>have to pay for online features like social media
>have to connect it to a real phone to have voice chat and calls
>has 3.5mm jack but no build in bluethoo
>the screen crash itself when put on the cover
>apps come on either from appstore or in cardgate
>monthly os update that bring more stability to the phone
>has 3d screen but no app/game use it
>change all your social media profile photo for your mii image
>vga camera
>uses microsd card
>internal memory of 32gb

>>uses microsd card
How is this a problem?

>Verizon says it wants toshut down CDMAby the end of 2019.

uk.pcmag.com/cell-phone-service-providers-products/11593/news/cdma-vs-gsm-whats-the-difference

>>when you can already emulate nintendo games on your smartphone
you cant play nintendo games on your smartphone retard you have to use third party software and a room to emulate it.
or you could buy the game directly on your smarthphone with the new smartboy by Nintendo only 19.99$ per game thats nothing

Fucking hell you're out of touch.
pcmag.com/news/357370/verizon-is-heading-toward-a-gigabit-cdma-free-future

Trying to compete directly with smart devices would be a very dumb plan. They will never take over that crowded market. The way to success is to offer something distinct from smartphones.

loading times, have you play zelda botw? the loading times are 4x times longer on the sdcard and 5x times longer on the game cartridge tham on the internal memory of the switch

tell that to the razer phone

>No buttons
I hate millennials.

>using buttons
try to keep up gramps

No. Get to your room.

gid gud scrub

I love math.

SmartBoy vs RazerPhone

>nintendo product
>no physical controls
Sure they shipped the Switch without a dpad but no controller buttons would be a step too far

>Nintendo should just go mobile! It will be good for them!
>N-no I mean fully mobile stop making consoles and console games

Source? 5x is too fucking much, I call bullshit.

fuck off leftys

>millennials

You mean the generation that were adults before smartphones and touchscreens were the norm?

Why Smart Boy? Why not Smart Girl?

What are you talking about
Even lte is using a sim cart

>user has a grandma phone and is oblivious of his outside world

Never change \v\.

try playing the game on the card game vs the digital installed on the internal vs the digital installed on the sd card.

>2017
>physical controls
this faggot

why not litt- oh...

No source then, just bullshit numbers out of your ass.

I know some people play emulators on smartphones, but pressing onscreen buttons seems so damn wrong to me and I will never give it a chance.

i'd prefer it to do it's job properly and not ask other smartphones for help

It's not that it's wrong, it's that it's fucking unplayable. Your fingers don't stay centered on them and slide all over. For RPGs or Puzzle games it can be passable if there's next to no action, but anything else, good fucking luck being able to play it.

>Pro-corporate evolution
>lol, fuck off leftys
Jesus fuck.

go test it or search on the web, it im not gonna spoon feed a fatso sob

I just did you fucking idiot and it's 15% faster not 5x you dirty brainlet.

did you not see me use the word "emulate" you fucking retard?

The PSP and Vita both do it.

the loading its 1second on pc and 50 on the switchs hence its 50x retard

try to keep up gramps no physical butons are the best layout for games.

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>Headphone port on the side and in the middle.

Fuck off.

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first post on Sup Forums huh? Don't worry you will get better at it just lurk a little longer

>2017
>using headphone with cables
bawhbwahbwhabwhabhwbaw

>Paying extra for wireless headphones when you 100% have a regular pair that works fine.
>Typing like a fool.

Stop, my man.

>no physical butons are the best layout for games.
and Sup Forums calls me nintenbro. holy fuck you're lame.

You can buy PS1 games on the Vita and play them, it's part of the Vita PSN shop.