Secret Hitler

It's time for everyone's favorite game of subterfuge & shitposting!

secrethitler.io

password: loss

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Only retards think that order is the only way to play.

Chads realize that going to the back five from the front five is the only requirement.

Reminder honhonhon, boggler, #comfy and cain should be blacklisted.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/IrritatingGamySalamander

get in
pw: loss

>10 says he hates when people go afk
>10 then goes afk forcing a remake
what a faggot

Wtf is Theiß nro nazi bulshit lmfao fucking Sup Forums guys so fucjing racist pigs this is Video game Plattform idiots XDDDD

HREmperor and riju as well

>riju
What did I do?

>riju
why?

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/PiquantCleanCrow

purple shitter

I asked the mods to remove the purple and make me grey again. They said that they'd look into it on Tuesday. Please no bully, I don't mean to be a tripfag.

get in while you can boys

Join, also high IQ only

>be hitler
>8 hates me all game
>suddenly we're in HZ
>8 tries to chanc me despite not liking me
>figure 8 was a stealth fas
>win
>turns out 8 was a lib

How the fuck did that happen

riju is fine, fuck off

who were you in that game

>be hitler
>be hitler
>be hitler

is it possible to watch replays and view the chat simultaneously? i can't get it to work

also i wanna play this game but i'm dumb ;(

>000
>be hitler
i now know what i must become

I really hope HRE hasn't figured out that our new password is loss, or alternatively bane

>nazi lizard

whats
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/RuralSedateGazelle
password?

rage

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/RuralSedateGazelle Get in fags, password is rage.

ALL THE SERVERS ARE FULL.

Then make a new game.

platty and trump5ever are my new best friends

get in here nerds

need two more

>open game in new tab
>get logged out

quality

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/AdorableFestiveLoris
loss

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/FaintLowPelicanRemake Get in lads, pass is loss.

How do we see how many games we have?

press back, check servers.

bampu

> all the Rooms are full
I wonder who I can blame for this

people posting the passwords in the chatroom

N
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secrethitler.io/game/#/table/EmptySeparateRhinoceros

loss

What the fuck does TD, BP, PP mean?
Fuckers keep throwing that shit around and I just don't get it ... Am I a retard?

>libs LITERALLY losing the game because they hate purple so much
HREmperor just know that I despise you and will never play with you again.

Shitposters and intentional AFKers killed the game.

Purplefags on suicide watch

REMEMBER THAT EVEN IN THE DARKEST HOUR OF MAN KINDS FINAL MOMENTS, A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE CAN ALWAYS TURN THE TIDE OF BATTLE.

>be hitler
>play okay
>RRR comes around and fucks me over
>5 B 4 R, tight as fuck and will be decided in this turn
>7 is prez but doesn't trust me
>he gets BBB
FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE TO MY FIRST HITLER WIN

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/VoraciousDryDugongRemake Get in fags.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/ClammyGrumpyCormorant pass is loss

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/AboundingSpottyHuman

Get in here

Nobody wants to play with purplefags, end your own life.

Four more.

TWO MORE GET IN HERE FAGS

>Trump saved liberalism

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/TacitNappyKuduRemake

>green and purple in same game
>total circlejerk

what a shock

t. salty fas

I was lib, I just call them like I see them

dumb "person of color"

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/MarkedFabulousMongoose Password is loss.

>be brainlet lib
>lib in conflict passes you RB
>pass R and claim RR so that you can frame the lib in conflict whom you believe is fash
>nearly cost libs the entire game
52352352353DD chess.

Most ridiculous play ever.

Name one reason someone trying to break order or do retarded shit like 12 23 34 isn't a fascist or retard.

Order is fascist, it helps them plan out their turns and blend in.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/AheadRightfulClam
pass: goodgoy

Some Guidelines:

In the first deck try to get everyone involved (unless you're invested lib in which case i'd recommend blue pres/ your invested lib) - meaning don't pick someone in 1-5.
-Game is more fun for everyone.
-Late game (bad) libs are less likely to nein everyone cause they don't have info.

Orderfagging/chaosfagging are retarded. -Sometimes order can screw unlucky fascists, but thinking that a rigid order is optimal where fasc are randomized is silly.
-"The only order I follow is chaos"
-1/6 2/7 etc is an okay start, 1/10 isn't as great. If 1 lib, then 10 has low opportunity cost to conflict 1 (1 has opportunity to be pres twice and generally sees more action, 10 plays president once if at all). If 1 fasc, they can conflict 10, conflict 2 on invest and form a 1/2/10 block that might be td'd over.

Red chancellor from RRR isn't sufficient for sus.
-Generally, it means we don't know anything about them.
-Look at red chancellor/red president govts when something only 2/3B pop out of a first deck.

Avoid being passive fascists.
-10p is slightly lib favored and hitler tries to play blue, so do what you can (drop blues, freeze libs etc.).

Avoid accusing other libs as lib:
-You're doing fasc's job for them.

Use investigation the right way.
-If someone investigates someone else as lib, then the investor is the invested's bitch.
-Sus by association is retarded.
-Only next president/chancellor is weird, but you do you.

Don't nein the most libby looking government late game if liberal.
-Fasc will nein everything, so libs votes are important.

Don't quit games.

Um no. Fasc have ID. Libs are the ones that need to keep track of behaviour and be systematic. Fasc need to follow it to help them blend in because it favors the lib majority.

>i cant keep track of anything without giving fascists an advantage
t. brainlet

...

How does it help fascists plan their turns? Order is only first 5 rounds.

We need a new Hitler to kill are these Social Justice Warrior faggots that have infested Western nations.

I'm getting scared that all of the ironic edginess on this site has evolved into genuine retardation.

next patch why not -c

SJW faggot detected. You people ruin everything you touch.

Not everyone is a political extremist. Reconsider your life choices.

just 3 more sons of jerusalem needed to wish this world a happy hannukah.

As soon as you SJW fuckers stop sticking your ugly faces into the video game industry creating characters/games like picture related.

Whats next? You folks wanna ban shit talking in games? fuck off.

Of course not

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/SnottyDullHorse Password is loss.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/IntelligentSixOkapi Password is bane, fuck HREmperor.

One more fags.

they can see where each other are, knowing exactly where everyone is going to be up allows them to know when it's ok to pass a blue, who would be good to smear, who should be obvious, etc.
i mean really brainlets, how on earth could you thinking enforcing predictable actions doesn't help the players with the most information?

This is again super Secret?

Super Secret master plan:
-Make all Amerifags hate HREmpire with annoying chanfagguts
-Restore HRE
-Muriturd declares war
- Profit ?

>Get Hitler
>Seat 1
>First hand is RRR
>no one trusts me the rest of the game
I'm sorry guys it was rigged from the start.

your fascists should know to move to plan B seeing this.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/VerdantFreezingLemur

pw: rage

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/IntelligentSixOkapiRemake password is bane, abandon ship if HREmperor shows up

Where do you think you are retard.

These are some good tips.

new lobby fucking where?

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/PsychedelicWideMouse

pw: rage

bumo

bump

join up boys secrethitler.io/game/#/table/DecorousTrickyGaur
pw loss

hellomoto is by far the most glorious player of all time

t. hellomoto

blacklist hellomoto for your own sanity

>when you play as lib for the entire time and you even pass a B but you're actually hitler and dumasses vote you in as chanc

>we got 4 B and 4 R, I'm lib
>1 is acting like a retard and not backing up his accusations, 5 and 7 following him, seem like brainlet first time fash
>think me, 10, and 8 got this in the bag, they've got sound reasoning and win me over
>we nein and TD gives R, I get prez
>pick 10 as chanc
>turns out 10 and 8 were fash, he picks R
>the others were libs
And that's how my mind was blown.
>tfw brainlet libs don't argue

>when you and the president both pass blue but people are sus when you try to pass more shit with the pres
>make solid reads too
kill yourselves you fucking brainlets