What is the best AVGN episode?

What is the best AVGN episode?

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WHAT WERE THEY THINGKEN

The multiple game competition sword thingy, whatever it was called.

Swordquest

>that cover of Double Vision

Hardware > multiple games > one game > skit/battle-heavy episodes > Lloyd Kaufman

double vision isnt that good
half the episode is a shitty music video to that dudes cover
i mean the songs ok but i dont watch avgn for music
this this and this
>OHHH I GOTTA SHIT, AND I HAD BEANS FOR BREAKFAST
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>*vomits on shit*
james must have a scat fetish

I'm very partial to the Tiger Electronics episode myself. Hardware episodes are usually his better episodes, and it seemed like his anger was more genuine than usual.

I like the one where James and Mike fire Bootsy for being better at video games than they are.

The ends of Dick Tracey and Batman Forever are the best for genuine anger.
>WHY CAN'T IT BE ONE OF THE F U C K I N G B U T T O N S

the one where mike and ryan are watching james off camera making sure he doesn't slip up

WHERE DID THEIR HAIR GO?

WHOO

WHERE DID THEIR HAIR GO

>it's a ryan takes over the channel episode

m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3vgqwg8qKs
Why was Mike at James' house all night watching Elmo?

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties or Swordquest

>handsome
>aged like fine wine
>talented artist
>well dressed
>good at video games
>has a hot girlfriend who dresses in cosplay and cooks for him
>probably the father of James' daughter
>has a big dick
>posted the pics on twitter to prove it
>beat Super Mario Bros. while shitfaced on a stream
Is mike, dare I say it lads /ourguy/?

>everything goes to shit as soon as he opens his mouth
He's /ourguy/ alright

You're just jealous you're not as successful as Mike

>aged like fine wine

S U G A R

t. Virgin who will never have two hours of doggystyle with a hot girl
Wow good job posting fake photoshopped shit, and mike has a hot as fuck gf who he's probably fucking all day that doesn't give you much time to sleep

I see all you dipshits making another thread about me, whats wrong fags? Jealous that I can create good entertainment and make a career out of it? Or maybe it's because I get to fuck Jame's wife behind his back or sometimes right in front of him of the sofa?
Either way, My life will always be better than yours, so go ahead and continue making threads and stupid jokes about my videos, I have more talent in one finger than any of you will have in your pathetic lifetimes.
Oh and for the record, I didn't mean to put that minecraft video on the net, I was hacked and the asshole put it out in the open, it was supposed to be a joke. Anyways, thanks for the views I receive in future videos from you assholes, I'm sure James and I will look forward to it. Later dipshits.

Don't worry Mike, some of us support you these virgin fags are just jealous

youtube.com/watch?v=KJyV0VvNJg4

Show me your IMDB page faggot

Thanks man, I'll give a special shout-out to you in my next vid.

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>Reddit

*blocks your path

Mike is my hero

My favourite is the one when he shaved his head

>9gag

idk whose eyes are more soulless

t. Virgin

>he's appearing in episodes now
So this is how it happens. The beginning of the end.

That's how white peoples eyes look like nigger you never saw coloured eyes before?

t. sperg

Who's the guy in the blond wig with Mike? Is this a board James skit?

>no one won it and the sword is above some dude's bed or some shit
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??

I love Silver surfer and ghosts and ghouls.

Nintendo accessories is a good one also.

Roger rabbit and Dick Tracy.

Hardware episodes are the best, seeing an old console or old add-ons is way more interesting than looking at some shitty game.

Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2 without a doubt

where's inspector gadget?

yeah

>always looks like shit due to being an alcoholic
>wears makeup to cover the bags under his eyes
>James flinched when he smelled Mike's alcohol breath float his way all the way across the couch
Mike's hair is gonna end up like James' when he loses all that testosterone from drinking all the time.

Is AVGN old enough that we can now get nostalgia for a web series about video game nostalgia?

they already got rid of bootsy, now they just gotta get rid of james

Shut the fuck up

Fuck off, Mike.

Fuck off virgin "lol he drinks he looks like shit" wow spoken like a true loser, did you get picked last in gym class?

any episode with Mike is GOAT.

i dont know where you got all these pictures of Mike but can you stop posting them. if Mike were to see these he might think youre a creeper or something haha

Sup Forums cinemasscre threads are better because they dont have pathetic permavirgins posing as mike

Are you talking about this clip?

>"Start at the beginning..."
>"...There's no beginning or end!"

Mike is a faggot


he likes inserting benes in his vagene

I'm not posing as mike faggot im just a fan of his

It's becoming better and better to watch people on Sup Forums read into whatever happens in James's videos.
Super C is easily their best playthrough and if you don't agree you do not like video games.

Do you realize how much awkward shit you probably do all the time? The only difference is most of your life isnt in front of a camera.

...

Source on him being an alcoholic? Or are you just one of those virgins that thinks having a drink or 2 at night to wind down = alcoholism?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre episode had some great cinematography that captured the feeling of the first movie well, and it's also the only episode to actually make me laugh out loud. Really good episode. youtube.com/watch?v=mc8xMJrOP-E

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed by flood
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity device by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inversely proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so low but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than james
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, web administration, etc.)

damn look at the size of those feet. I guess it's true what they say

im deal with a lot of battered women and victims of abuse, James is showing telltale examples

What did mike mean by this?

imagine being this autistic

Damn Mike, where'd you get this copypasta?

Looks like some autistic kid on a school trip with his carer
>those fucking trainers
Lol

Imagine Mike making these comics giggling to himself hysterically thinking they're the funniest things ever.

Hahaha you have to dress up to impress girls because you don't have a big dick lmaoooo

Haha he's mocking me but I'm top spineless to do anything about it hahaha!! in my own house too haha!! This is great!! Hahahaha!!!

They are funny stupid faggot if you're so offended by them stay on Reddit

Nice projection, Mike, but no one said anything about being offended except maybe you.

Girls? You know his gf isn't female, right?

The Paperboy one.

retards

>being so socially inept that you get offended by this stupid shit

>not enjoying the wacky style of l.k
pleb

No you guys are fucking faggots Mike is a creative genius and without him cinemassacre wouldn't even exist

Why do so many people like AVGN?

any console/console accessory episode tbqh

the Sega CD one is probably my favorite


also Wizard of Oz

>t. has daydreams about fucking his own autism carer

I always loved Atari Sports the most.

Sega CD and 32x are his kino

You mean James.

James wouldn't have even uploaded Simons Quest if it weren't for mike

And Simon's Quest would have never been known if not for James.

thats a serious understatement. Mike practically MADE james. mike created the channel, mike wrote the scripts, mike edited, mike showed up in a lot of videos too. mike is the master planner behind the scenes and james is his second in command. well make that third in command since ryan is 1st.

Yeah so thank mike for that

goddamn they got fat

For what?

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Creating AVGN

>mfw this is all true

But James is AVGN not Mike.

You posted it

FILL MY EYES

famicom transformers

charlies angles