Why aren't you playing with your sister, Sup Forums?

Why aren't you playing with your sister, Sup Forums?

I was playing Ultra Sun/Moon with her. I let her beat me in a battle and she was super excited.

I hope you cuddled with her after.

I dont have one but I will play videogames with my future daughter

Me and my sister try and play games but we end up just fucking

I don't have a little sister.

Join the club.

what vn tho

She got married and moved to Europe.

I'd rather play with my sword

I don't have a sister but I do have a girl cousin. She always wants to play cod zombies with me and she kinda fucking sucks at it. She also does some inappropriate stuff to me sometimes.

Go on..

I do. We play Mario Kart sometimes.
I don't think she actually enjoys videogames, though. She just does it to humor me.

she's happily married to some guy hat i don't really hate but he's a fucking nuisance to me sometimes

I bought her Shovel Knight for her bday though, we used to beat megaman 4 together.

Because she nagged me so much about playing together with my old Nintendo DS in the past that I gave it to her.

Well she's older than me. It all started when she stayed at my house a lot. First she will shake her butt next to me and laugh. I never thought much of it, i thought she's just joking so whatever. But she will do it more n more n more.

Then one time while I was playing my game, she ran up in front of me and basically buried her butt right in my face. That's when I got kinda mad and told her to just stop it already. It didn't end there though. It got worse.

She only plays MMORPGs like the amazing autist that she is. We played WoW all the way up to the Lich King expansion, but enough was enough. Bitch doesn't even share her PS4 even though I helped pay her bills so she could even get one.

So why don't you bury your dick in her bum?

We're playing through Divinity: Original Sin but she has the attention span of a goldfish and skips all the dialogue like a retard.

She left to do peacecore work in Guatemala for 2 years and 3 months. She's such a wonderful person and hard worker.

Yes, I can see how you might find that exceedingly irritating.

I am. We are playing Yosuga no Sora right now!

Someone post the webms. You know what I'm talking about.

she died

My parents are retarded and had a kid when I was 18 and now 21 now. She's too young for me to do anything with her and I'm planning to move out soon so won't really be part of her life much.

sauce boss

My sister is an emotional vampire who only derives pleasure from watching people suffer

Considering she always will do something to me, it got so annoying. I mean one time she started showing me the best positions to have sex with a girl. She was actually doing the positions too, spreading her legs, etc.

One time she got her nipples pierced and she asked me if I wanted to see. I just told her what's wrong with you. Still she lifted up her shirt and revealed her tits to my naked eye. And not only that her FRIEND was also sitting right next to us. They both just laughed. There's tons of more stuff she did to me. That's only the surface.

And I never told anyone about this not even my therapist. Feels good to finally let people know.

>not living the anime

Because she's a turbocasual and won't put in the effort to git gud.

you sound like human garbage, it's a good thing you won't be around in her life.

>expose your naked eye to her
>get mad when she exposes her naked breasts to you
fucking hypocrite

She's watching Narcos right now.

I wouldn't know, I'm an only child. And as a kid I rarely met family members aside from my parents.

T.youngest sibling who's older bro left him when he was a kid

I only have brothers and I don't have a good relationship with either of them, nor do I ever play video games with them.

>not carrying your sister and being her hero
Bad brother.

Wait so you have intercoarce or you screw around in the game

cuz i dont like her

Just rape her. that is what she wants anyway, so there won't be any legal trouble.

She sounds like a total fucking bimbo.
You're not black, are you? Niggurls did that shit a lot back when I was still in college.

I'd do that if she would let me, but she doesn't. It's too late for her anyways, she's like 16 right now and in prime bitch mode to everyone around her.

I remember playing OOT with her, taking turns and trying to solve puzzles without even knowing how to read english.
I'm 22 now and she's 29

Take care of your sisters you faggots.

Because she is a dumb cunt with skirts too short like a whore, we hate each other.

Because I'm homeless and she's a college graduate 200 miles away making 300k a year and I have to wake up and face the truth every single day that I'm the biggest fuckup. With all the shootings and gangs I hid inside and played vidya while she faced them head on and succeeded in life. It was just easier... Now I browse Sup Forums on hacked wifi on my phone and the only thing I look forward to is playing Phantasy Star on my phone until I fall asleep and start all over again in the morning.

All my friends have good relationships with their siblings older and younger while I'm here not giving a fuck about any of mine. A shame really.

Why does the japanese always feel the need to shoehorn pedophilia and incest in everything they do?
Shit will get banned with the Olympic games thank god

Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume o Minai.

I think.

>Shit will get banned with the Olympic games
no, they aren't going to through away all that otaku cash just because of whiny foreigners.

No. I'm Irish and Puerto Rican. I think she just has some cousin on cousin sex fetish or something.

I have an older sister. She doesn't really like vidya besides Age of Mythology and DKC

wow mine, too

She's 27 now

i have a sister but she doesn't talk to me

No they wont. Their politicians even laugh at America because we whine about drawn pictures while at the same time sexualizing real minors in the media. There stance is basically "Once the west bans sexualization of real minors we will ban loli."

she is older than me, and she grew up. it was nice when we used to play NFS though.

I have a sister and I fucking hate her guts. Shes a spoiled rotten whore that abuses my mother because she refuses to work or do anything. She even fucking calls up my mother and yells at her when my mom stays out "too late" because it means my mother wont be making dinner.

why is siscon such a popular otaku fetish anyway
is it because it is a common thing among otaku for one's sister to be the only woman in his life

She's an autistic shut-in who gets rarely out of her room.

It's some japanese thing

>is it because it is a common thing among otaku for one's sister to be the only woman in his life

what do you think

I have 4 of them.
I'd love to play AoE2 or some shit like that over lan or something but unfortunately none of them have ever shown any real interest in video games except when I had all of them taking turns playing Limbo. That was a lot of fun.
Can't help but feel 4 brothers would have been a ton of fun I've missed out on.

>used to watch anime with my older sister when we were younger
>then she moved to a big city, got brainwashed, became an avid feminist and dyed her hair pink

She doesn't have any tattoos or piercings yet, but at this rate it won't be long until she does.

I have 3 brothers

is the incest meme real guys?

What were you doing with your sisters panties when she was 15 and you were 17?

I used to want to fug my aunt and her cowtits from 12-16

what are good games to play with your little sister?

this but ironically

Lil sis used to watch me play San Andreas all the time. She can also kick my ass in Twisted Metal. Good times. She just doesn't care much about vidya anymore now.

Why don't you give some sauce over there

>Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume o Minai.

Why do Japan love retarded long names.

You make seeing your sister naked like it's a big deal.

Don't bother, it takes nearly 100 pages for her to get dicked

if you love her, you will force her to take the pill
if she can be saved, only you can make it happen

>is the incest meme real guys?
I dunno about brothers and sisters, I have a natural repulsion to them, but I did fuck 4 of my male cousins in my childhood so it's pretty real I guess.

arekusa mahone

My parents looked at how I turned out, and are doing their darnedest to raise her (10 years younger than me) as a filthy normie. Lost case.

I can probably convert my little brother (15 years younger) at some point though, cause he does exhibit early signs of being introverted.

girls aloud by arekusa mahone

Fucking wew lad.

they've done so much stuff that they ran out of short names

I came here for incest, not blogshittery

It's alright, user. I fucking hate my older sister with a passion. Not everyone has a healthy sibling relationship.

Kek imagine having a little sis and worrying when Tyrone pounds her when she's 16. That's why little bro's are better, none of that bs.

>5 sisters
>only male

>Little sister is a Nintendo fanatic
>Older sister is a tomboy turned meganormie that barely plays anything but phone games
>Older brother is pretty bro-tier, but also an MMOfiend
I'd say I did alright.

>he doesn't like having consistent blueballs for 10+ volumes
>he doesn't pass out from the nut when the H finally happens

The best part is most people I know hate their little sis so her getting pounded by Tyrone is then funny.

>no sister
>no female cousin
>only male offspring in family

Fells really bad man.

little sister are the worst thing

I'm black anyways, so I don't mind.
Unfortunately my sister is sweet on a spic.

I only have a half-sister who I've never met and hates me because my dad moved on and chose me

My exceedingly lovely sister hates my guts.

>not edging yourself for 10 hours to drown a small village in semen when you nut

Is she hot?

Because she's a rugmuncher and I don't talk nor do I share space with degenerates.
I wish my parents threw her out, when she came out. Of course they throw their conservative values out of the window for their lil' princess, who always gets special treatment. Spineless worms.

Nope. Your little sister is equivalent to your own daughter, someone your age fucking your lil sis, you would feel cucked.

Its the older sisters everyone hates and no one gives a fuck about.

haha
tfw have two little sisters
tfw parents raised them to be good girls
feelsgoodman
but little bros are still better

I don't get this either, my friends make this face of complete utter shock when I tell them I don't talk to my siblings.

My friend, you have my deepest condolences.

>am 25 now
>have older brother
>8 years older than me
>got into computers, vidya, and anime because of him. All stuff that was slightly before my time
>fuck yeah scorched earth
>fuck yeah mech warrior
>fuck yeah berserk AMV set to Chop Suey

>when he went off to college, I gave him my blue GBA SP to keep a part of me with him
>don't see him much because he's a few hours away
>he gets back from college
>he has become weirdly aggressive, sometimes dyes his hair, wears weird shit ("arm socks"), you are ALWAYS walking around eggshells when you're near him (the smallest thing can set him off), makes a point to say that gender doesn't matter when mom points out androgynous people just for shits

Sometimes I see the shadow of his former self. The cool dude that has LAN parties and shows me cool things and whatnot. Sure he got screwed into babysitting me constantly, and I got to do a lot of things he couldn't because my parents got a lot less strict... but I can't help but feel something happened when he went to college. Something took my older brother away from me.

btfo

Thanks!

Don't care, the getting dicked part is the least important to me. She's just a cute brown loli.

Because it's fucking weird, my youngest sibling is 19 and we still talk regularly.
Hell, my older sister is married and in her late-20s almost and we still talk pretty much daily.