WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?

WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?

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METAL
BAWXES

Its in a loot box.

LOOT BAWXES?

ARRRRGH

I WILL SLAY WHOEVER CREATED THESE BAWXES AND ADD THEIR SKAWLS TO THE SKULL THRONE

Jokes on you fag Khorne made loot boxes so everyone could be mad about loot boxes

Reminder you are a fag if you choose Slaanesh or Tzeentch as your god.

Tzeentch is the thinking man's chaos god ok.

It's in Lucasfilm

One that would betray you on a dime. Khorne admits he doesn't give a fuck about you and Nurgle truly loves his children.

>choosing anyone but Nurgle

>wanting to get turned into an ugly fuck and not a based rubric marine

>being soulless dust controlled by some nerd mage

Montarion vs Magnus
Go.

>not wanting to be a bloated diseased man who literally feels no pain and has a god that loves you and will make you a demon when you die
>wanting to be literal dust in armor controlled by a mage and have a god that sees you as a pawn

It's right there, just take it you DOUBLE TRAITOR.

[Angry Slaanesh noises]

>Want to literally not exist except for being some skin particles and shit in a suit and used by your former 'brothers' as mindless cannon fodder.

Sure.

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Montarion, easy.

As someone who plays tabletop Mortarion wins

STEEEHL REEEEEEEEEIN

>Want to get into 40k again
>Check the prices online
100 NZD for a tank
>Nope the fuck out
Also why is there THREE starter packs and why is the value so shit? I remember back when I used to play that the Battle for Macragge set was £40 and had 30 something figures, 12 paints, and a few pieces of terrain. The latest set is £50, has 30 models, no paint, no terrain and no dice.

Because Game Workshop are being Games Workshop.

(((Tzeentch)))

i sure hope Magnus will let me back one day ahahahahah

Daily reminder that Papa Nurgle loves you all!

>Orks
>Not the most redpilled species in the galaxy

Khorne confirmed for more devilish than Tzeentch

>implying Nurgle gives a shit
He’s the abusive parent that’s got his kids convinced his beatings are for their own good

Are Orks the niggers of 40K?
>have the most retarded accents in the entire universe
>entire goal is violence
>incredibly stupid
>smells horrible
>will fuck each other up just to prove themselves the strongest
>reproduces en masse and eventually just outnumbers the enemy
>only technology is based off the thrown together scrap of other smarter races

Nurgle is the only logical choice. He's the only chaos god that can win.

Except that Orks have a society and has tech that works (In their minds at least)

Compared to blacks whose tech works outside their minds?

if you got all the money in the world to make a 40k game. what would it be like?

>choosing retard or fat
>not choosing sexy or smart

Nigger he's the Dark God equivalent of a pleb filter. If you fall for his memes you deserve everything bad that happens to you. At least Khorne and Nurgle give you a fair shake.

>nurgle
Choosing love, selflessness and eternity.
>khorne, slaanesh, tzeentch
Choosing slavery

So is Malal considered a chaos god?

He isn't real.
t. Inquisition

Have you heard the phrase “scientifically decolonise your mind”?
Even Orks aren’t that retarded

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

I AM EAGER TO PLEEEEEEEEEASE!

Whoever gets the charge wins, and that's gonna be Magnus, since he can Warptime, and then Death Hex and just annihilate Mortarion.

Reminds me of the traps on Sup Forums

RAPE THEIR ASS

He is above the other Chaos gods user.

Did DoW3 even have any good VA and quotes?

MULTIPLE

SIMULTANEOUS

DROOOOOP

POOOOOOOODS

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

You are a commander of some imperial regiment that is very far away from the most important planets of the imperium your task is to keep peace across several planets keep them safe from aliens maitain low orc population and keep chaos corruption in check as commander you need to take decisions with consequences each planet provide different resources like man power ammunition food . Game would have story events like dark eldqr raid or chaos wave

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>reddit race

Orks are just chavs.

>boot up DoW for some Chaos fun
>stuck with an erection all game as I think of corrupting the entire map with miasma and chaos structures everywhere

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None are every posted and the game is already forgotten. Take a guess.

>incredibly stupid
>outwitted Tau
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/War_of_Dakka
>The Kommandos set out in a looted Tau transport ship, using captured codes to approach the Vor’sanar dockyard under the pretence of having been damaged in an Ork raid and seeking safe harbour. The Tau were initially suspicious of the lone vessel limping into their station, but every demand for identification was met with a satisfactory response, and the idea that Orks could undertake such a ruse was unthinkable to the Tau. It was a horrific surprise then when the vacuum seals opened and Ork Kommandos poured out into the station