Street Fighter V

So sakura works at mcdonalds now?

why'd they not make her a gym teacher or karate student or something wtf

She works part time at an arcade. Not that this is much better, of course. Sakura in SFV is apparently trying to figure out what to do with her life and feeling pretty unsatisfied with where she is at the moment.

Because no matter what you aspire to you will always end up in a shitty dead end job

Thats a really poor edit bro

Why the fuck do people keep posting this shitty edit. Both of the Ms are completely flat and obviously not part of the picture.

Its a Plaza Capcom uniform. Not a fucking McUniform.

its official bruh. shes a spent her time chasing a hobo and not studying, this is the outcome

This thread accompanied by the same lazy shop wasn't funny the first 16 times and nothing has changed about that.

I'm sorry, OP. But you haven't struck comedy gold.

should i just go back to masturbating?

Stupid shitty photoshop

This 100%
Yeah you should, nothing to see here

Why do SFV characters look like Overwatch characters?

why does Alex's hair look like fries

Bruh a McSlave doesnt need the word STAFF on their shirt, there's no situation in a fast food joint where employees blend in with a crowd

are they going to release yun and yang in season 4 or 5 or is capcom going to release another update like super/ultra?

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there will be people who unuronically believe this like there were in the previous threads

who's next for season 4? who you want?

No Dan no buy

Trying real hard to make this a meme, huh

this.

i feel like sfv needs a joke character like dan back. i mean i like birdie but dans personality and gameplay is just so satisfying to troll with.

When are we getting 12 in SFV

Why do Overwatch characters look like Anarchy Reigns characters?

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Fei long, Yun, Gen, Oro, Makoto

or more final fight characters next?

>shes a spent her time chasing a hobo and not studying, this is the outcome
Sakura ends up doing JAV instead.

you mean 11 and never i hope!

>Literally can't sell a game in America unless a character works at a burger shop

SF without Trowa barton and Duo Maxwell isn't SF

I don't have any hope but I want Gen.

NO HOPES AND NO DREAMS

Give me Dudley right now Capcom. I'm willing to compromise with Dan at least.

I just want him back bros...

12's head is cooler

Poison is for sure in.

Youre getting Cody and already have VROOM VROOM Man isnt that enough

For me, it's the mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich.

gen is dead

NO

mcchicken season 4?

>jab is the best anti air in the entire game

is this getting fixed in AE?

yes by gittin gud fag

Stay in school kids lmao

what about EX?

>people who use Japanese voices in SF

I honestly think Season 4 is gonna be all FF characters since 2019 is the 30th anniversary.

explain

FUN FACT: A woman doesn't need a great career because some pussy man will come down to rescue her from her shitfest of a life.

Sakura will get scooped up by some male, even if its not her husbando.

if you get triggered by anti air jab then how do you even play the game? it's not like its exclusive to your opponent, you can do it too.

weebs

Maybe because the artist is a huge Capcom fanboy and has done tons of art with Udon. He even tried to copy Laura with Sombra.

nah, bisons jab sucks.
i just dont think its a very fun mechanic.
discouraging jumpins that hard is dumb

anti air jabs are beaten by jumping lows aren't they?

in japan the mcdonalds workers are all super cute asian girls, and mcdonalds is more popular in japan than usa, like packed everyday

didnt know this, gonna try it out the next time i play.

yes yes excellent

>Be Dudley main since 3's release
>Advocate for him during Vanilla IV
>He gets in
>5 glorious years of gentlemen-tier pugilism
>V releases
>would rather see Hakan more.
I love Dudley, but I wanna see some other characters back. Hell, if they decide to throw in a boxer, I'd love to see what they could do with a free spirit like Tiffany instead. Plus her alts would probably be dick-approved.

Wow I don't know op, I mean how did a global company with shit loads of money who advertises like crazy make it way into a game..... COMPLETE FUCKING MYSTERY!

It's a shop, you dummy.

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Sodom
Roxy
E.Honda
Fei Long
Makoto
Necro

Why not just follow Ryu or some shit?

You sir a special type of stupid, go back to your special school and sing your songs.

>Necro

now that blanka is in season 3 theres no way he'll be in. plus they got 2 electricity users now thats enough i think

>You

Duds, Sodom, Q, Makoto, Oro and then I'm settled. I couldn't ask for more.

>Roxy
>Sodom

Behead those who insult Final Fight.

Sodom could be fun, user. You know the dude is inevitable since he is now the only Alpha character not back in a mainline game since Alpha 3.

What's wrong with Roxy? Poison was one of my favorite characters from Ultra. Just change the whip to a baseball bat.

I just want Sodom in so we can have an English voice actor properly mangle moon speak

Realism

sodom is a weabo

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>No Abigail
Shit art, would not save.

how about some shitty Abigail art then

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Perfect. Will shop into image later

to relate more to their audience

i dont care as long as the best girl is in

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>joke character
>like Birdie
>wins capcom cup
Calling it now: if they introduce Dan - Ixion wins the next Capcom Cup.

At least she works, unlike Ryu who is a smelly vagrant.

How much longer capcom?? You'll bring back fucking Blanka but not my girl?

Final season will be called "The Next Generation." It'll start with Makoto and end with the final DLC character, A broken as hell Gill.

You really need to update this.

Anyone else remember how Ingrid was guaranteed to be in Season 3?

BRING ME THE LEAKERS HEAD

>G is coming out this year
>Head's the G-Project, Gill's and the Illuminati's branch looking to create super soldiers.
>Necro was a result of these experiements
>We now have a game with G, Dhalsim, and Blanka
Necro is coming, user. Either him or Effie looking for her boytoy.

SF2: 13
SFA: 6
SF3: 3
SF4: 1
SF5: 11
We really need more characters from 3 and 4

well this is pretty obviously the Alpha Season, and next Season will be SF3 season.

T. Hawk
Dan
Makoto
Oro
[New Character]
[New Character]

It has to be, 3 has the most beloved characters outside the main cast.

>2 SF2 and 2 Alpha characters
Not really an "Alpha Season", and I don't really consider Cody to be an Alpha character anyway since he's from Final Fight.

>japanese voices in a japanese game
Guess Alpha, Soul Calibur, Rival Schools, Garou etc must be unplayable to you.

How the fuck do I play sf5? People always post about how easy the game is but I'm breaking my fingers trying to do combos. My succes rate when doing combos beyond canceling a normal into a special is like 10%. How am I supposed to manage to do these things on reaction to landing a hit AND without dropping it???