Got this game expecting nothing

>got this game expecting nothing
>is fun as fuck

Holy shit Sup Forums I will never trust you again

>Be completionist
>Play elusive target
>Get seen killing my target through a wall
>Barely make it out alive
>Lose on challenge that asks to SA it forever because of THEIR fuck up
I will hate Nu-Hitman forever entirely because of this

i would play it if you could rape

Can you rape in stealth?

you stealth to rape

But you need to keep it silent

>alt-f4
>redo ET

wow, so hard

Hitman is a professional, do you think he can't do that?

Wtf, I’ve seen this post before...are you automatically spamming whenever someone mentions hitman?

I love it as well, OP. I was actually havin so much fun and playing through it too quickly so I limited myself to one episode per week

47 can
>kill husband/bf
>dress as him
>sex the woman
>stealth rape

>sedative syringe

>Be completionist
mentally ill people should work to overcome their disorders

We told you it was the best in the series you lying faggot.

>at least 5 "silent assasin" ways to kill each target
>I just rambo them all

...

Killing everyone in Hokkaido with the katana is the most edgy fun I've ever had in years

look, he posted it again!!

fuck i want season 2 bros. I NEED MY FUCKING AIRPORT LEVEL

I overheard someone at work talking about playing the Hitman game saying “God, I’m so bad at the stealth. I just run in and kill everyone guns blazing.”

>Hubba Bubba
Yum!

ROCCO

Is S2 even happening?

i like when 47 is on the phone pretending to be someone else, he's not even trying to change his voice.

He is wearing the clothes already

Gotta be patient, IO just went independent

okay Sup Forums, youve convinced me. I tried to play
>sleeping dogs
>dishonored 2
>dragons dogma

recently and quit because of the boring ass tutorial. But I'll try to get thru hitman.

Remember when 47 made Lucio beg for his life?

i still need to do this challenge.

This.
I have and issue with numbers always brought games on dates like 5th, 10th, 25th etc decided fuck it one day and started redeeming some on other numbers. Somewhat over it still bothers me sometimes, but at least I ain't throwing steam accounts away like i was a few years ago.

I've had a similar problem with setting the volume on my devices to 5/10/15/20/25/30 etc but that's some next level shit

yeah it kinda filled the hole that mgsv put inside me

too expensive

>That fucking Armani-tier outfit for the Sapienza mission
>That H belt buckle

Kinda funny because I remember doing that back when i was like 10-12, I guess it just sort of spiraled out of control and ended up causing problems in other ways as well. Shit is mostly under control now, had this Steam account for like 2/3 years, sad to admit I'd been changing them since like 2008 due to my issue, cost me a pretty penny.

Here let me gift you the game

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:32247a3ad1ba734064b0f256ce2adc85bf4c99ef

whoever was incharge of making the menu gray should be shot in the face and dragged in the streets.

why, tho? Sup Forums has been saying it's great for months now

Apparently it's surprisingly good. I think the first episode is free right now, so I'll try it soon.
According to SE it wasn't profitable enough to fund new seasons and I'm pretty sure they forced this whole episodes shit. I wonder if FFXV wasn't a financial mess and they pushed numbers around to save mentsu (mentsu means face)
But Sleeping Dogs and Dragon's Dogma are good.
Don't know about Dishonored though since I didn't play it.

But the majority of Sup Forums loved this game, the fuck are you on about?

>Don't know about Dishonored
>stealth game where you can stop time and teleport to places

A very hard game

>sleeping dogs
>tutorial

what?

>DD tutorial not GOAT

DD's tutorial might be my favorite modern tutorial ever

It's honestly one I never tire of. Close second would be Demons' Souls. Dark Souls' is kinda boring honestly.