Fucking WHAT

fucking WHAT

That's right, Bandana Dee is 8 inches.

Bigger than my dick hard LOL

i thought he was 3 inches tall

>Kirby is smaller than my dick

That makes Mario like 10 inches tall then, I guess? And Link like 2 feet?

Smash isnt canon

it's explicitly stated that he was enlarged for Super Smash Bros.

Smash characters aren't as big as their canon, retard.

My question is why were you searching for Kirby's height in the first place?

>Sonic, Donkey Kong and Solid Sanke are a couple inches taller than each other
are you stupid?

Suddenly Dedede and Meta Knight don't seem so threatening

he's bigger than my cock?!

Oh yes, that sounds good. Got it in my hand right now and it's gettin' hard

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>sizes in smash aren't canon
>ridley was rejected for being too big
really gets my noggin joggin

Olimar is even shorter dude

It's because no one wants him in Smash so they said some bullshit reason.

>canon
>nintendo games
>caring about it
I don't give a fuck. Mario is 10 inches.

Smash sizes aren't canon
Sonic is 3'3 and Mario is 5'1.

>shrink ridley proportionally
>his limbs are now toothpicks

I don't either but fuck you.

See this bottle? Yeah that's about how big he actually is

Humans are literal titans in kirbys world

so relieved that my dick is barely bigger

>Solid Sanke
>Donek Kong
made me laugh

I'll pigfuck you

What about Adeline/Ado?

shy of two inches from mike matei's dick

What bottle?
I see no bottle.

>smaller than my dick

10 inches in mario lore is the same as 8 feet

Mario eats size altering mushrooms all the time, he can be any height

:^)

p-prove it...

faggot

you want me to post dick?

Is that really canon anymore? I know Sakurai said it, but he hasn't work on the series in 15 years. Also, that would mean that Adeliene is like 16 inches.

Kirby can generate yellow star energy through inhaling. Is he a Ripple master?

They are literally LITERALLY either toys or small trophies in the smash universe.