Just got these bad boys for my Switch

Just got these bad boys for my Switch.
What am I in for, bros?

You bought a gag for your switch?

Nothing out of the ordinary. I hope you have fun though.

>"I"

Yeah right faggot, now beat it

Does it make cow noises or something?

>Wearing your watch on the underside of your arm
Literally soyboy

Embarrassing moments on the train

switch has a chink quality DAC so enjoy your low bitrate music

>spent all my student loan on bitcoins, 2 years ago
>500k bong in savings

Should I get a 10k rolex?

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wtf even is it?

Is this a gag pic from reddit or something? Facing the watch out screams status symbol.

What's the point of a watch in the era of the smartphone?

Why not? You have fuck tonnes of money and nothing productive to spend it on. Might as well invest in physical things.
Shit tier headphones.

This to be honest familiar

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Looks like a fedora

I was fucking shocked at the amount of hissing you get out of the Switch's headphone jack.

>all that shit to listen to field recordings in hd audiotism

>literally being on and having your phone on your person 24/7
pathetic

showing off wealth. The same thing a rolex has been for decades.

>no dac
>no amp
>all that leakage on a portable device

I wear mine on the underside too, have been since my time in the military

There is a purpose to doing that. No purpose he will ever need but there is one.

It's not just a phone anymore, it's a part of life. Its the most useful device in modern times.
Even old people understand this though they may not like it. If you don't understand, you're more in denial than an elderly person.

To show off other gay men you're willing to take it in the ass?

just how italian are you?

>300 ohm cans
>On a switch

This, smartphones may be one of the best inventions in a long while, they ease up everyday life a fuckton.
Shit, I don't even need to carry my wallet around anymore, so no more fear of forgetting it at home or such shit.

suck my dick, you don't need a smartphone to modern life you utter nonce you can do everything with a dumbphone unless you\re helplessly addicted to sharing everything you do on social media

>hey guys, look at how much money I can waste

The high impedance will make them sound like shit with the switch

`the shitskin doesnt understand, he just saw the pricetag and got them

That's the purpose of an iphone now. Watches are only worn by old people now.

>that awkward feel when I tell people that I don't have a smartphone or a facebook account

No. To hide the reflection from the enemy and to view it easier while holding a rifle. Something us "soyboys" learned in the Marines. lol

why does every pair of high quality headphones cost a gorillion dollars

>calling headphones cans

Stay classy, new money.

>facebook account
i understand
>I don't have a smartphone
i don't understand

they're just mad that they're programmable

>Oh, just like my grandpa

Sound quality wise you can get really goods ones for 300 bucks. Everything above just sound different but not better

>the marines
So gay men do it, gotcha.

I think other aging millennials will be fine that you don't have a facebook, it's too ingrained into young people, and old people will be mad that you don't have one so they can't ask you for help.

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Whatever makes ya feel better soyboy.

>not running it through HDMI

you're gay lol

I always figured it was to make it less like to be damaged.

>[reelin' in the years playing faintly in the background]

>us

>Being THIS assblasted

>high quality headphones for the switch

literally wasted
the switch isnt even grounded properly and emits a lot of electrical buzz on certain headphones

>300 ohm
Enjoy your whispering

>the switch isnt even grounded properly
FUCKING THIS. IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD.

they still ask

>300 ohm
OH NO NO NO NO

>that impedance
You ain't gonna hear shit retard.

>Can browse the internet for countless different purposes, can tell time, can set alarms, give you reminders for upcoming events, give you news updates, play music, games, movies, let you talk with people from anywhere in the world, either through voice, text or video
>All this shit and more at your disposal, and it all fits in the palm of your hand
>"why do people love having smartphones?"

Why not just go back to banging rocks with sticks in your cave, faggot?

Kek

>"I just love dicks, I just love taking dick from everyone and everything and all the time!"
I mean it's your life and that but getting so defensive over a machine that goes into your pocket is pretty dire

>showing off wealth with a 1000 bucks phone everyone and their dogs own
In the suburbs maybe

This famalan but only when using a 3.5mm extension.

>us "soyboys" learned in the Marines. lol
Why do people who join the military act like it automatically makes them superior and super manly.
You literally willingly signed up and went to a camp where some asshole screamed at you all day while you practiced crawling through the mud and MAYBE shooting some guns. It's not like you went and fought some valiant war for a great cause you fucking chode.
You're not cool, and feel free to fuckin kill yourself using all that rifle experience

Lol what a retard.

Enjoy your under powered trebble cannons.

Imagine all the gay shit this faggot went through to post this picture

>*carefully place controller in background*
>*tilt nintendo switch ever so slightly*
>*slightly show car keys*
>*flip watch on wrist to show face*
>*hold shitty headphones as if they're good*

All this while hes carefully holding one hand still while the other scans multiple angles to find the best picture.

Truly astounding

>neverserved

plus yanks always shoot each other too, military or not lol

I've used Sennheiser 650s on the Switch, which are 300 ohm and they get to loud enough levels. Stop it with this meme.

what's wrong with 300 ohm? I know nothing of headphones

He didn't say anything like that you insecure soyboy. Who the fuck gets this assmad over lol

>300 ohm headphones on a device that can probably drive max 70 ohm

Reddit is retarded

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t. dumbo the elephant

It means you need a high quality amp to properly power them.

Much easier to check the time. I use a cheap €10 terrorist watch all the time and I love it. Simple and functional. Fuck pulling out your phone and unlocking it just to see what time it is.

>"wah wah i have no friends or interests but why won't anyone give me the dick? look how cool and retro i am i refuse to even have a smartphone"

what show is this

Uh what? This is the opposite of soyboy. It's the military style.

kek, this is my audiophile friend to a fucking T.
dude started out small but began spending thousands on custosm iems, tube amps, dacs, players, and other retarded shit

Are you a contrarion, poorfag or retard?

>reading comprehension
here, i'll help ya kiddo. he heavily implied that he was not a "soyboy" because of his statement about being in the military

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What the fuck is the bar for not being a soyboy, oh that's right there could never be one because it's a useless fucking insult that

lmao why is it ALWAYS the marines that need to brag about their service to strangers on the internet

Even more useless then wearing your watch on the inside and making it look like you're a bracelet-wearing faggot.

that is Sup Forumss new fotm hilarious btfo teh sjws insult

>what am I in for?
Buyers remorse like when you bought that ugly ass expensive watch. You'd think if you spent a couple thousand on a watch you'd want a nice looking one.

Do you really notice much difference going from 650HD to 800's?

Small dicks

you don't know what you're talking about. hd800s can be driven by a phone.

The placebo effect is going to be off the chain.
In-built placebo amps.

Muscles are required intelligence not essential.

what does having sex with a soyboy feel like? asking for a friend

nice watch

I wear my watch on the underside of my wrist, pretty sure I saw it in a movie when I was a kid and have been doing it ever since.

>that watch
>that xbox controller
>them car keys

disposable income much

>Shit, I don't even need to carry my wallet around anymore, so no more fear of forgetting it at home or such shit.

How do you carry your drivers license?

You gotta burn those cans in with 40hrs of pink noise before you use them.