I'll quit after Melee!

>i'll quit after Melee!
>i'll quit after Brawl!
>i'll quit after Sm4sh!

So how will we ruin 5mash lads?

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>Kimishima let me do whatever I want, that's how the last president let me do things.
How does Kimishima respond?

I like Sakurai.

By not adding Ridley, making a bunch of faggots butthurt.

Also it won't be a carbon-copy of Melee, and Meleecucks will lose their goddamn minds again and insist that Smash 5 is dead until Smash 6 comes out.

why does sakurai look so much younger now than before?

literally makeup

the DLC poll was fucking rigged. No one, I repeat, NO ONE voted for fucking bayonetta

Then good thing Sakurai was there to save us from shit taste.

>5mash
>not 5ma5h5
Delete your thread

If it was left entirely up to that poll, we'd have had stupid shit like Madara or Pepe making it in.

ok

Let someone else direct 5mash.

Sakurai is such a tiresome person. I feel like each time he develops a Smash Bros. game, he's motivated by spite and pain. He fucked up his arm and claims to literally almost die every time.

The series could use some new blood, especially considering how much Sakurai has micromanaged every aspect so far.

>he doesn't want to play as the facebook frog

Good, I would rather have Bayonatte than that fucking fat crocodile or bandana dee.

I did, thousands of people did while you were spamming your obscure waifus in reddit

I tried this during closed beta, thought it was mediocre. Came back to it one day and have been playing since.

Statistically speaking she was significantly more likely than any first party character, solely by being a cross-platform character.

He wanted to stop after Melee, but Nintendo wouldn't let him. Of course it's motivated by spite and pain. He phoned it in for Sm4sh. Why do you think half of it is just recycled Kid Icarus assets?

>projecting

Yeah right. That's why there hasn't been a reveal of the full results. The top votes were characters like Shovel Knight, Banjo, King. K. Rool, and Shantae. Bayonetta was so far behind.
She was likely planned before the polls even began

>thinking any of those cuck characters had a chance

Hows it feel living in an echo chamber?

Sakurai only came back for Brawl and Tr4sh out of respect for Iwata. I doubt he’ll direct Smash 5.

I really can't grasp why K. Rool wasn't taken seriously. He's owned by Nintendo, he's popular, and he had potential for a good moveset

Kimishima should let him do whatever he wants. He’s at his best when he’s working on new projects.

>So how will we ruin 5mash lads?
by pretending we have sympathy towards fictional characters, getting butthurt every time someone says they don't have a chance to be in the party game, defending them at all costs, and then acting like winners if they do get in

See

It will be Brawl 3.0 just like Sm4sh was Brawl 2.0
Can't wait to hear those same voice clips and victory fanfares while seeing the same animations and stages

Even if he did quit, people would still complain about whatever decisions a new director makes. Smash Bros juggles far too many balls for everyone to be satisfied.

Agree. Especially considering the final boss of smash 4 is supposed to be symbolic of how tired he is of making smash bros

no one complains about melee

They do

Too bad they won't be any game similar to it aside from shitty indie games with trash character designs and sound effects for hits

Just be glad it wasn't Shantae.

I do

t. low iq individual who can't get into competitive melee

But competitive melee is the one thing most people have problems with, holy fuck. You cannot be this retarded.

Getting rid of Sakurai is not going to magically turn Smash 5 into Melee 2. That ship has sailed.

>he has problems with competitive melee
l o l

fuck this game's insecure 14yo fanbase

>shitty indie games with trash character designs and sound effects for hits

I play melee you fucking idiot, I'm just saying people do complain about melee. Leave you echo chambers for once.

people absolutely do, it doesn't happen so often here anymore because so much of Sup Forums became fans of "the scene"

I really don't get how people actually think Melee HD or a new competitive tier Smash Bros is gonna happen.

Melee was a fluke, and won't happen again.

>i play melee

shut up. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. GOD DAMN, YOU ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY, YOU STUPID INCEL PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. I'm gonna bash your fucking skull into pavement and laugh as you bleed out if you don't drop this stupid "hurr durr" act.

You know how sometimes memes start off being not seriously but then retards see it and take it seriously? Yeah.

This is a good thread about the Super Smash Bros series of video games

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Honestly, just add Smash Run to the Wii U version.

Kimishima's Smash:
Inkling
Dixie Kong
Waluigi
One Arms character
Remove two Fire Emblem characters
Rex can't come, too gay looking

Also, it's time for characters to see updates. Mario gets Cappy and Link gets BOTW abilities.

>I don't want to make Smash sequels anymore >:c
>But if they do I still should be in charge or be supervising everything aka I still would be in charge
What a faggot, no one this spiteful should be ever have any power.

>wanting to kill someone over 3 words posted on the internet

>still projecting

As a Meleefag myself, I laugh at you.

>Spewing buzzwords without knowing what they even mean
Typical underage retard. He's said on many interviews he doesn't like sequels, that he also would still oversee new iterations of smash if he was no longer a director, and that he hates that he made a game where not everyone can win.

Fuck you, you guys got enough.

[Citation needed]

He only became this spiteful because of Smash, it's fairly obvious that directing Smash is a job no one else at Nintendo wants to do so whoever replaces him would probably prefer Sakurai being at the top anyway.

He's so fucking whiny and self-righteous about it, everyone is like oh poor Sakurai, he works so hard! Really, he just sounds like a poor lead that tries to do everything himself and doesn't know how to delegate.

>Spoonfeed me please
If you cared even a little about the person you are sucking their dick off you'd know the magazine and Iwata ask interviews, you weak baiting piece of shit. I'm done talking to you.

>still projecting

What? I haven't been in a Smash thread in a while, but wasn't everyone here anti-Melee to the point of being irritating? When did that change?

I mean, to be fair he's not the only one. Kojima was the same way. He didn't like making sequels to MGS, but a combination of him not wanting to give up his baby to someone else, and the rest of Kojima Productions not wanting to do it/incompetent without him led him to keep doing it till he and Konami split.

>I'll quit after MGS2!
>I'll quit after MGS3!
>I'll quit after MGS4!
>I'll quit after MGS5!
>Fired from Konami, absolutely no excuse not to retire now
>Time to make a new game!
Never listen to that shit.

"Weak bait" is a more accurate description of your post, buddy. Have fun projecting your own hate onto a middle aged Japanese man because he didn't put your favorite character into his game.

What projection Sakurai. You are always complaining.

Why do you love this guy so much, he come over every Tuesday and suck your dick or something?

He looks like a woman now.

>Giving a shit about characters instead of gameplay
Damn, the guy was right you sure are a fucking child.

Why, Smash is a series that will push numbers regardless of its quality on the concept alone. Look at Brawl, complete disappointment and sold the best. You couldn't pick a safer project as a director.

He didn't want to quick he wanted to stop making Metal Gear.

that was a long time ago, melee tourneys started picking up steam a few years back and now people make Sup Forums style gamethreads for every tournament, including postgame threads to talk about the players

I think the Smash 4 roster is incredible, but Sakurai is a bad fucking director.

To be fair, I do expect him to quit after this one. Smash 4 really was the first one that seemed litterally insane from a director's standpoint, especially with Sakurai's OCD attention to detail.

Someone explain how and why people are still mad about Bayo, yet not Corrin, who was a way worse character choice that literally nobody wanted. We could have had 2 Ballot winners.

I should enter Smash threads more often, I avoided them on here after reading years of how Brawl is the pinnacle entry and Melee was just a glitch fest for people who couldn't handle the raw skill required to play Brawl.

Pathetic desu

heh

Brawl was a dissapointment only in the gameplay aspect, and to a honestly very niche demographic, it was a big seller, and it has a lot of love put into it.
Though I agree with you, there is no safer director for Smash other than Sakurai, regardless of how his opinions on how the game should be played being detrimental to the games overall quality, he knows exactly what he's doing.

Why though?

I care about both actually

There actually is evidence of the ballot just being a PR stunt or maybe to collect data for Smash 5.

Dataminers found out that Cloud and Bayonetta's data was added in 1.0.6, the same patch that released Lucas, Roy and Ryu. Corrin's data was added in 1.0.8.

That's just baiting retards, though all smash threads, specially Melee ones are soon to be flooded with ">fighting game" shit flinging and ends up killing the thread pretty early. Only ones that really live are tournament threads.

You actually disagreed with me, I meant that any director could be put on Smash and it would be a safe project for them. You'd have to make it the Justice League of gaming to lose sales, the IP is such a powerhouse that it carries itself.

Needs more pretty girls and asses.

>Kimishima's Smash:
>>Remove two Fire Emblem characters
Kimishima is all about that sex appeal, he would add even more.

Oh shit, you're right, I read "You couldn't pick a safer director" lol.
Makes me wonder what kind of work goes into Smash that makes Sakurai always being completely demolished physically and emotionally during the dev cycle.

As a faggot, i really want to smell your butthole

> Adds Camilla and Charlotte from Fates
>Tharja and Rhajat are added too, but as separate characters

It would be kind of cool to play as an FE character who only uses magic based attacks

Because from everything I've read, he micromanages. Anyone in any leadership position can burn themselves out if they don't trust their team and try to do and review everything themselves. A director should not be sitting around poring through frame data. It makes him sound committed and dedicated to the layman, but anyone in a corporate environment knows shit like that just means he's a bad lead.

>"Have you ever made a game?"

My uncle works at Nintendo and told me that Miyamoto is in charge of Smash 5 because Sakurai really has quit.

>tfw the Bamco team probably brought up the idea of Rage and Sakurai knowingly and willingly agreed to it

source: your ass

What makes you think Bamco thought up rage? If anything I would pin it on the man who thought randomize tripping was a brilliant flash of genius.

Shaved it recently and put cologne, don't think you'll want to.

Not him, but because the exact same system is used in Tekken.

tekken.wikia.com/wiki/Rage

>If anything I would pin it on the man who thought randomize tripping was a brilliant flash of genius
It might have, he figured a way to get rid of Dash Dancing without altering the dash mechanics themselves.

Isn't Dash dancing just a bunch of initial dash frames repeated back and forth? Smash 4 doesn't have that.

Alright, that's fair, I haven't played Tekken since 5 so I didn't know they introduced that.

DD is also gone in 4 without such a stupid workaround.

Dash dancing is just cancelling a starting dash animation with another dash animation.
Yeah, it was more of a joke rather than a statement. It might be possible that they didn't see the Sm4sh dash code when looking how to avoid DD though. I don't really know what was Sakurai philosophy on tripping aside from "giving the other person a chance to retaliate".