Buy my game loser

Buy my game loser

The ios one?

>Don't worry son, all those bullies and chad's will grow up as losers and will end up working for you

t-thanks mom ;_;

No one says this

Fuck off chad my mom never lies ;_;

Yo my boy chad i already did :D great game lets chill out sometime

w-what are you gonna do if I don't, chad?

My mom kind of this, but the guy that bullied me on high school died of cancer a few years later

>you lived to see Chad make a better game than these gay weeb autists ever will

Only if you destroy my boyhole Chad

chads aren't bullies

Grant source

>tfw u won it by watching the VGAs on steam but dont even want it

>not even using his real name
Ouch!

Nice

>you will never watch Chad 1cc Cuphead while you suck his dick and rim his asshole

Can you port it to the PS4 Chad?

Chads might banter you but they're not the bullies

Chad doesn't need to bully because he's a Chad

This. Chad may have bullied you in middle school, sure. But once he grew up, he moved on to besting you at everything.

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Put it on Switch, you gym rat.

Buy my game. it's impossible for you to not like my game.

im legit surprised they didn't bother with a switch release

like from a business perspective, portable cuphead would've sold like fucking hotcakes, even more so than the regular copy

>If you don't buy my game, FUCK YOU and FUCK THE OSCARS
He really needed to cool it

already did

Maybe life liked you a little

He said they already looked into it and there's just no way to make it happen.

how in the hell? does unity not support switch or something?

that's pretty bad

Grant Kirkhope

That's pretty good

is... is this how many copies I need to buy, chad?

he is not that kind of chad

No. That's how many times you have to buy the game AND the soundtrack.

thats a lie. cuphead its a microsoft exclusive

Similar situation
>6th grade
Have a bully named Mike the entire year
>In 7th grade barely see him
>8th grade, 2 weeks in, he kills himself
It was surreal. Almost a decade ago at this point, but I still can't believe it happened.

why would someone lie on the internet

I love it when bullies kill themselves. Even better is seeing the comments left by their shithead friends and family acting like they were angels. I was never personally bullied but I observed some shitheads who got their just desserts.

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Is it edgy to be happy that some piece of shit who did things like breaking bottles against people's faces at parties killed himself? Some people just deserve to die.

I did bro, thanks for keeping the spirit of Xbox Arcade alive.
can you guys make a cool Smash TV next?

>being so beta it gives your bully cancer

Madman

Jesus user. I'm the guy who told the story about my bullying killing himself, but you're one edgy faggot.

we need a name for these beta not chads u mentioned in this first line
Brads? one letter/step away from being chad

I already did loser

Is there an ios version

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>Chad to Brad
>One letter
So... this is the power... of white people...

What do they say? Jocks will be working for the nerds?

An indie game no less

i meant B to C dude

It's a Microsoft game. There's no fucking way it'll release outside Xbone/PC

>cool it
go to sleep jacob