Rip your favorite video game a new asshole

Fallout NV
>The graphics are fucking horrid.
>Half the characters look the same.
>The combat is shit.
>Runs like ass.
>4 whole voice actors.
>Rushed out the door.

Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Overdesigned art style with unnecessary piss filter
>No fucking melee, all done through a cutscene
>Required lethal boss fights
>Terrible push button ending
>Can horde candy bars for days so no need to purchase extra energy cells

Hotline Miami
>Lasts 2 hours if you're decent
>Glitched to hell and back
>Made in gamemaker
>Boss battles are utter shit

S.T.A.L.K.E.R


>bugged slavic mess
>weird as shit and absolutely unmarketable to normal people
>character models and animations look like shit
>either play in russian or with a horrendous translation, cant win with localization
>autistic community
>pistols absolutely useless
>optimized like shit and stutters constantly
>loading times between a ton of areas
>weapons randomly miss
>every entry fucks up in some regard, one is absolute dogshit
>braindead AI
>ridiculous difficulty spikes
>some developers are shifty cunts
>sequel never

Age of Empires 2
>A bunch of dirty europeans and SJWs wanted to ruin the game with new expansions and your original developers did nothing to stop them

Metal Gear series
>No stealth, only piss easy mechanics that rely on memorizing patterns for the most difficult modes
>Relies on the wacky factor, later on relies on trying to be serious but fall for the same wacky stuff.
>too many fucking cutscenes
>kiddie pool deep storyline that only retards will cum over
>MGSV is a relief but unfinished thanks to Kojima, the vicepresident of Konami, being gay

>playing fallout without mods
You can fix almost all of those with mods

MY FLIGHT PLAN LISTS ME, MY MEN, DR. ARCADE HERE AND ONLY ONE OF YOU

GUN
>there will never be a remaster

Vagrant Story:
>the entire break art system is an absolute fucking ASS, aside from a few useful ones there's never a reason to use them
>recovery from any animation takes like a second which is incredibly fucking annoying
>game is seriously repetitive sometimes
>box puzzles are dumb
>a lot of shit was obviously cut from the game which led to some characters being butchered
>Callo in particular never even gets a chance to show off her glorious backstory

Skyrim
> It was perfect in every way and ruined my ability to enjoy other games.
Life is suffering

Kaido Battle 3
>Shit AI
>completely unnecessary gravel sections to nerf RWD
>shit upgrade system drags out the game and forces you to grind
>Unbearable TA&CA sections where you have to beat a time AND a drift score
>shit graphics
>shit soundtrack with like 4 songs

You forgot
>you never get to actually see the result of your choice beyond a few shitty slides
>there are only two factions that actually matter, rest can be genocided with zero consequences or ignored outright
>new vegas strip is actually 3 tiny little squares with walls in between (if you dont mod this you deserve to die)
>almost nothing to be found from exploring uninhabited locations
>even the big and talked about areas have less than 12 npcs walking around
>the justification for you being an important person the leaders want to talk to is weak and questionable

Still a great game though

>everyone's faces looks like they have the downs
>asian character voices are obviously white dudes with the worst asian impression ever
>bathhouse requires some tactics that seem unintentional to achieve 100%
>knocking bitches out or knifing them is one click and too easy

Xcom Enemy Unknown
>optimal gameplay is creeping forward one square at a time hunkering down every turn
>get one shot by everything
>have to spend countless hours grinding 100's of downed ufo's to reach the endgame
>after you unlock snipers with jetpacks the game becomes trivial

Demon’s Souls
>looks like a 90’s PC game
>shitty Casio keyboard soundtrack
>grass is piss-easy to farm turning the game into a grass munching simulator
>ugliest looking character faces ever
>an entire world is cut content

>fixed by mods
>fixed by mods
>fixed by mods
>werks on my machine
>fixed by mods
>you try and do better

EVE IS FUCKING BORING
but i can't stop playing

Skyrim
>The game is literally perfect
>Nerds from Sup Forums hating on it
>Best RPG ever made
sorry I can't bad mouth a perfect game.

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meant for
and

actually it was meant for

I hate all the games that I play. I only play them because I have a psychological addiction to them and if I stop I get withdraws and also my friends don't talk to me

>Runs like ass.
Stop having a literal toaster faggot

>Morrowind

-Combat is complete bullshit
-Magic makes the game trivial and is OP as fuck
-Most game systems fundamentally flawed, nothing works as intended
-Graphics so bad you can't tell what you're looking at
-Game relies too much on text. NPC's spew a wall of text if you ask them anything. Gameplay usually feels like reading a dictionary with some really shitty combat inbetween
-Lore isn't actually that deep, Kirkbride is mostly a hack with a few geniune gems in his writing
-Expansions are ass
-Map is actually really tiny

>fco

Lol at all the NV fags here defending it. Sad they cant take some well deserved criticism.

Donkey Kong Country 2
>Pay to save
>Hero coins impossible to find without guides

i don't see it

>easy as fuck
>about 6 hours long
>instead of the self aware goofiness of the previous game everything now is grimdark and fedora philosophical
>generic handsome Max face instead of based Sam Lake
>MUH MONA
>prepackaged AAA game without the charm of the original

That pretty much covers the whole game though

Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne
>first play-through is a slog
>tedious puzzles
>magic feels useless
>random encounters
>roll the dice fusion system
>no mara or alice
>To get the special guest character, you have to slog through the amala temple
>only like 3 endings that are somewhat enjoyable
>PUZZLE BOY

>>Made in gamemaker
allows me to mod it at least
>>Boss battles are utter shit
oh yeah, those.